Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate fan: Expresses deep love for idols and teams, e.g. “quero que ela soubesse que eu sou completamente apaixonada por ela e que eu amo ela mais que tudo” and “EU TE AMO MINAS TÊNIS CLUBE PORRA”.
- Loyal supporter: Shows committed support to Corinthians and Minas, celebrating wins and emotions, like “O SPORT CLUB CORINTHIANS PAULISTA ESTÁ NA FINAL… meu dia começou mto feliz” and “gostoso demais torcer pras brabas mds”.
- Emotionally expressive: Shares feelings openly about missing people and things, e.g. “preciso muito delas, tô completamente doente de saudade” and “queria sumir, evaporar, virar fumaça”.
- Community oriented: Engages friends and fandom, like “alimentando minhas amigas com uma boa fofoca” and reacting to many quoted tweets, building shared jokes and feelings.
- Enthusiastic observer: Notices details about looks and behavior of people she likes, e.g. “a sonya servindo uma patricinha bem mimada” and “fico encantada com o tanto que essa aoom é ciumenta”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional overdependence: Mood and well‑being hinge heavily on idols and games, e.g. “meu humor vai depender completamente dessa final amanhã” and “preciso de um mimo lenamiu to em abstinência já”.
- Negative self-talk: Uses harsh expressions about herself and her situation, like “eu devo ter jogado pedra na cruz só pode” and “queria sumir, evaporar, virar fumaça”.
- Rumor focus: Engages a lot with gossip and drama, e.g. “bem que eu tinha razão mesmo e nem sei tudo dessa fofoca mas ainda sim completamente gag” and “vou ignorar tudo que passar na minha tml sobre englot pq eu prefiro acreditar nas coisas que me convém”.
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive or vulgar expressions when frustrated, like “vai tomar no cu praia clube” and calling someone “esse velho… colocar ele no hospício”.
- Obsessive attachment: Shows intense fixation on specific ships and idols, e.g. “que sdd de englot, que sdd de lenamiu mds n aguento mais” and “completamente doente por essa tal de lalinalena”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, because this user is intensely passionate and a bit obsessive about the things they love, much like Lisa with her causes, music, and idols. They have strong emotional attachments to their favorites and express them in articulate, sometimes dramatic ways, like when they say they are “completamente doente de saudade” about people they miss “preciso muito delas, tô completamente doente de saudade” and gush over specific players and celebrities “que deus te abençoe sophie nelisse 🫦”. Their timeline shows sincere, almost nerdy devotion to niche interests such as GL couples and specific ships, with analytical attention to details like hair or procedures “analisando ela por inteiro pra confirmar que ela realmente mexeu nos olhos”, similar to Lisa’s hyper-focus. They also have a thoughtful, sometimes melancholy side, like wanting to “sumir, evaporar, virar fumaça” “queria sumir, evaporar, virar fumaça”, which fits Lisa’s introspective and occasionally existential moods. Finally, their deep investment in sports and justice-flavored commentary “só o sport club corinthians pra me proporcionar cenas como essa mds” echoes Lisa’s tendency to care intensely about the outcomes and ethics of the things she follows.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They seem more Extroverted than Introverted: they constantly engage with fandoms, sports events, and friends, sharing their feelings openly about games and shows, e.g. “só penso no jogo de amanhã mds q ansiedade” and “alimentando minhas amigas com uma boa fofoca”, which suggests energy from external interactions. Their focus is strongly emotional, imaginative, and people-oriented rather than detail- or fact-oriented, fitting Intuition (N); they’re obsessed with narratives around ships and celebrities, like “completamente doente por essa tal de lalinalena” and “agora preciso do piloto do novo gl de lenamiu pq eu não aguento mais esperar”, showing interest in possibilities and stories more than concrete data. They are clearly Feeling (F): their tweets are saturated with affection and emotional language, for example “queria que ela soubesse que eu sou completamente apaixonada por ela e que eu amo ela mais que tudo” and “preciso muito delas, tô completamente doente de saudade”, prioritizing sentiment over logical analysis. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they react in the moment, ride emotional waves of games and shows, and don’t present structured plans or schedules, as seen in impulsive, mood-driven posts like “queria sumir, evaporar, virar fumaça” and “preciso arranjar uma nova obsessão musical”. Taken together—expressive social energy, imaginative fandom focus, emotionally driven reactions, and spontaneous, unstructured tweeting—ENFP is the closest MBTI match.
Some pickup lines for you
- If depending on Minas on a Friday is ‘pedir pra m’ like you said, then depending on you any day is me willingly asking for heartbreak—and still choosing you for the final.
- You’re “completamente doente de saudade” of Englot and Lenamiu… lucky for you I’m here, ready to be your new obsession while you wait for that GL pilot to drop.
- You screaming “EU TE AMO MINAS TÊNIS CLUBE PORRA” and then crying over Corinthians going to the Mundial final… I’m just wondering when you’re yelling my name in all caps too.
- You analyzing Engfa’s procedures, Meena’s buttons, and every tiny detail of your faves… can you turn that forensic energy on me and figure out how badly I want to take you on a stadium date?
- You drive with the volume at max and tweet “quero ela”, “preciso dela”, “sou completamente apaixonada por ela”… should I just send you my address now or wait until after tomorrow’s game anxiety passes?
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Englot local. Corinthians & Minas on my mind. Drives too fast when the music’s loud, cries too fast when the striker scores.– @malikjstin
Your signature cocktail
Hometown Romance on the Rocks
Passion fruit cachaça stands in for your intense fangirl devotion and thirsty tweets about Engfa, Miu and company, like when you said you were “completely doente por essa tal de lalinalena” “completamente doente por essa tal de lalinalena”. Sparkling guava soda captures the soft, homey vibe you feel with your girls and idols, your repeated use of 🏡, and the way you said “casa, lar, moradia 🏠🤒” “casa, lar, moradia 🏠🤒”. The espresso shot is your 220-volt energy and emotional overinvestment in games and shows, from “só penso no jogo de amanhã mds q ansiedade” “só penso no jogo de amanhã mds q ansiedade” to screaming about Corinthians in the mundial “O SPORT CLUB CORINTHIANS PAULISTA ESTÁ NA FINAL…”. Lime juice adds the sharp, slightly chaotic sour you reserve for drama and surgeries you hate but still obsess over, like “to ignorando esses procedimentos que a engfa fez pra eu n me irritar” “to ignorando esses procedimentos que a engfa fez pra eu n me irritar”. The pinch of sea salt brings in your saudade and low-key melancholy, from missing Englot and Lenamiu “que sdd de englot meu deus” to needing “um mimo lenamiu to em abstinência já” “preciso de um mimo lenamiu to em abstinência já”, making the drink sweet, strong, and a little bit painful—just like your timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Pam’s tweets revolve heavily around devotion and emotional attachment to people and teams, which strongly suggests Hufflepuff-style loyalty and warmth. She expresses deep, almost home-like affection for her favorites, calling them "home" and "house" in posts like “casa, lar, moradia 🏠🤒” and “🏡”, and talking about missing them intensely in “preciso muito delas, tô completamente doente de saudade”. Her loyalty to her clubs and players is also very Hufflepuff-coded: she rides the emotional highs and lows of Minas and Corinthians, from the frustration in “depender do minas em uma sexta feira é pedir pra m dito isto” to the ecstatic pride in “O SPORT CLUB CORINTHIANS PAULISTA ESTÁ NA FINAL...😭😭😭😭😭😭”. She shows a nurturing, friend-focused side when she says she’s "feeding" her friends gossip in “alimentando minhas amigas com uma boa fofoca” and celebrates small things like a friend’s music taste in “a yas ouvindo frank ocean!! as vezes a gente só precisa arrumar as amizades certas mesmo”. While she can be impulsive and passionate, the core through-line is affection, dedication, and a desire to feel emotionally "at home" with her people and interests, all of which align more with Hufflepuff than with the ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the glory-seeking of Gryffindor.
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Your song
Yellow - Coldplay
The song Yellow fits them because it captures a soft, almost overwhelming devotion that matches how they talk about their favorites and loved ones. They constantly orbit around the people and ships they adore, saying things like “queria que ela soubesse que eu sou completamente apaixonada por ela e que eu amo ela mais que tudo” and “sou completamente apaixonada por ela”, which echoes the song’s theme of loving someone so much you’d do anything for them. Their timeline is full of yearning and saudade, such as “preciso muito delas, tô completamente doente de saudade” and “que sdd de englot meu deus”, mirroring the tender ache in the lyrics. At the same time, they treat the things and people they love as "home," like in “casa, lar, moradia 🏠🤒” and “🏡”, just as Yellow wraps love in warmth and comfort. Even their intense sports fandom and emotional highs and lows, shown in “GABRIELA ZANOTTI… meu dia começou mto feliz” and “EU TE AMO MINAS TÊNIS CLUBE PORRA”, highlight how fully they feel everything—exactly the kind of big-hearted emotion Yellow embodies.
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