Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-engaged: Bio mentions Przyszła eurodeputowana and she comments on EU/PL politics, e.g. supporting recount initiatives in “Przeliczenie wszystkich głosów. #PrzeliczmyGlosy”.
- Analytical-mindset: Calls herself a Pasjonatka nauk ścisłych and references cultural-analysis content like Erin Meyer’s article in “Tu chodzi o sposób dawania feedbacku…”.
- Direct-communicator: Values and practices blunt feedback, praising a minister’s substantive replies in “Pan Minister niezawodnie odpowiada bardzo merytorycznie” and discussing directness in feedback cultures in “Przeciętny Polak będzie pod tym względem bardziej bezpośredni…”.
- Quality-focused: Rejects follower-chasing and emphasizes substance in “Nie jestem fanem akcji FF za FF. Dla mnie jakość, nie ilość”.
- Empathy-aware: Criticizes political venting under condolences as inappropriate in “Poziom komentarzy pod tym wpisem to dno… pod postem z kondolencjami”.
Weaknesses:
- Insulting-language: Uses harsh insults like mikrocefale and “łykną każde gówno” in “Twoi obserwatorzy, mikrocefale, łykną każde gówno”.
- Regional-stereotyping: Dismisses people from Podlasie as having “niezbyt lotne umysły” in “pochodzisz z Podlasia a tam to raczej macie niezbyt lotne umysły”.
- Aggressive-tone: Response style often escalates conflict, e.g. mocking opponents and their intelligence in “Ludzie nie mają nic do powiedzenia… wypluwają z siebie coś żenującego” and “Dobrze się spisujesz i ładnie uśmiechasz… mikrocefale”.
- Personal-attacks: Targets individuals rather than arguments, e.g. “Wybrali małpę i dali jej brzytwę” in “Wybrali małpę i dali jej brzytwę”.
- Polarizing-rhetoric: Frames issues in strongly divisive terms, calling others kreciki, boty i kolekcjonerzy in “Pełno kretów, botów i kolekcjonerów”, which can alienate potential allies.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: an intelligent, politically engaged overachiever who isn’t afraid of sharp, sometimes cutting commentary. The bio mixes science and politics — “Pasjonatka nauk ścisłych. Przyszła eurodeputowana.” — which fits Lisa’s mix of academic passion and early political ambition. Like Lisa, she values substance and quality over popularity, as when she writes about follower strategies: “Dla mnie jakość, nie ilość. Ale doskonale rozumiem zamysł, jednak nie wiem czy to działa.”. Her political and media criticism, e.g. “Media konfederackie.” and “Przypomnę tylko, że prawicowa partia PiS to najbardziej pro imigrancka partia w Polsce.”, mirrors Lisa’s habit of calling out hypocrisy. At the same time, she uses sarcasm and intellectual snark in replies like “W Biedronce zbyt wielu turystów. Tam trzeba podstawy angielskiego znać... 🙄” and the Harry Potter comparison “Zawsze mi się kojarzy z Harrym Potterem i komórką pod schodami 🤣🤣🤣🤣”, which fits Lisa’s dry, sometimes biting sense of humor when confronting people she disagrees with.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They come across as highly assertive, politically engaged, and comfortable debating large groups, which leans toward Extroversion; for example, they address big multi-user threads with confident, outward-facing comments like “Ja z natury zawsze pod prąd: Nie jestem fanem akcji FF za FF. Dla mnie jakość, nie ilość.” and openly critique public discourse in “Poziom komentarzy pod tym wpisem do dno. Po prostu dno.”. Their focus on politics, narratives, and systems over concrete sensory details suggests Intuition, as seen in the meta-commentary on history and ideology in “'Aryjscy nadludzie’? W narracji lechickiej dostaliby co najwyżej staż przy pucowaniu obuwia 🤣 Historia alternatywna jest bezlitosna!” and the structural critique of PiS in “Przypomnę tylko, że prawicowa partia PiS to najbardziej pro imigrancka partia w Polsce.”. Their style is sharp, logical, and often cutting, prioritizing argument and evaluation over harmony, which fits Thinking: they praise rational, substantive responses in “Pan Minister niezawodnie odpowiada bardzo merytorycznie. I to się ceni.” and deliver very blunt feedback like “Twoi obserwatorzy, mikrocefale, łykną każde gówno… Gratuluję szczerze i życzę sukcesów! Buziaczek 😘”. The emphasis on standards, structure, and clear judgments indicates Judging: they talk about quality over quantity and distrust of bots in “Nie jestem fanem akcji FF za FF. Dla mnie jakość, nie ilość… Pełno kretów, botów i kolekcjonerów.” and call for systemic solutions like “Przeliczenie wszystkich głosów. #PrzeliczmyGlosy #PRZELICZAMY #PrzeliczyćWszystkieGłosy”. Taken together—outspoken leadership ambitions (“Przyszła eurodeputowana”), strategic political focus, direct criticism, and preference for organized, principled action—ENTJ is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re a personal trainer and a future MEP, so tell me: will our first date be more like a brutal feedback session à la Erin Meyer, or a democratic negotiation where I vote for ‘coffee with Malwina’ every time?
- You say PiS is the most pro‑immigrant party in Poland – does that mean you’d also consider importing one slightly nerdy science fan into your life, or is your heart’s Schengen zone still closed? 🇵🇱🇪🇺
- You’re ‘quality over quantity’ when it comes to followers, science‑loving, and politically sharp… I’m just wondering if I have enough quality arguments to earn a follow instead of ending up in your ‘trash bin’ with the others. 🫡
- The way you roasted those ‘Aryan supermen’ into shoe‑polish interns and compared someone to Harry under the stairs tells me one thing: if sarcasm were votes, you’d already be in the European Parliament. Can I be your campaign’s official meme advisor?
- You wrote that after your first election you felt a certain way—looking at how passionately you defend decent discourse under condolence posts, I’d genuinely be proud to give my next vote (and maybe my Friday evening) to someone with a spine like yours.
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Personal trainer & science nerd with a sharp tongue and EU dreams. Once argued politics mid‑deadlift and still hit a PR. Future MEP in the making.– @MalKozlowska
Your signature cocktail
The EuroIron Fist Fizz
This cocktail starts with Polish rye vodka to ground it in her roots and ambition as a “Przyszła eurodeputowana” and proud flag combo 🇵🇱🇪🇺. An espresso shot captures her high-energy, sharp replies and late-night political threads, like when she coolly dismantles comment-section nonsense while praising “Pan Minister niezawodnie odpowiada bardzo merytorycznie. I to się ceni.”. The bitter herbal liqueur stands for her uncompromising, sometimes ruthless edge in debates, visible when she fires back with lines like “Tylko niestety pochodzisz z Podlasia a tam to raczej macie niezbyt lotne umysły stąd wychodzi jak wychodzi. 🤷”. Honey-ginger syrup brings a sweet-but-spicy note, mirroring the mix of flirt and fang in “Gratuluję szczerze i życzę sukcesów! Buziaczek 😘” and her care about quality over empty numbers in “Dla mnie jakość, nie ilość.”. Finally, a splash of sparkling water lightens the drink, echoing her sarcastic humor and pop-culture jokes like “Zawsze mi się kojarzy z Harrym Potterem i komórką pod schodami 🤣🤣🤣🤣”, making the whole mix a strong, witty, slightly bitter but refreshingly honest fizz.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Several signals point most strongly to Ravenclaw. In her bio she calls herself a “Pasjonatka nauk ścisłych,” i.e. a lover of the hard sciences, and links to an Erin Meyer article while explaining cross‑cultural feedback styles: “Tu chodzi o sposób dawania feedbacku, zwłaszcza negatywnego, polecam ten artykuł Erin Meyer…”, which shows an analytical, theory‑oriented mindset rather than purely emotional arguing. Even when she’s snarky, her insults are often laced with wit or conceptual framing, e.g. mocking lechitic pseudohistory with: “'Aryjscy nadludzie’? W narracji lechickiej dostaliby co najwyżej staż przy pucowaniu obuwia 🤣 Historia alternatywna jest bezlitosna!”. She also makes a nerdy pop‑culture analogy about a cramped space by comparing it to Harry Potter: “Zawsze mi się kojarzy z Harrym Potterem i komórką pod schodami 🤣🤣🤣🤣”, which fits Ravenclaw’s playful, referential humor. While there are hints of ambition in calling herself a “przyszła eurodeputowana” and some Gryffindor‑like bluntness, the clearest, repeated through‑line is intellectual curiosity, love of structured knowledge, and sharp, witty analysis—classic Ravenclaw traits.
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Your song
Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson
A fitting song for @MalKozlowska is Kelly Clarkson – Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You), because her timeline shows resilience, confidence, and a combative streak in public debate. She openly pushes back against negativity and poor discourse, calling out people who misuse comment sections, as when she criticizes how low some can go under condolence posts: “Poziom komentarzy pod tym wpisem do dno. Po prostu dno.”. She clearly values quality over empty numbers, mirroring the song’s self-respect and independence: “Nie jestem fanem akcji FF za FF. Dla mnie jakość, nie ilość.”. Her mix of sharp irony and refusal to be intimidated in political arguments, like replying to a slight with “Zaryzykuję i potraktuję to jak komplement...”, fits the song’s theme of emerging stronger from confrontation. Finally, her ambition and pride in her choices, including her excitement after voting for the first time: “Tak się czuję po swoich pierwszych wyborach w życiu.”, align well with the empowerment and self-assured growth Clarkson sings about.
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