Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Openly shares feelings and daily life, like “everything sucks so much right now” and detailed food/body posts.
- Creative: Draws and shares fursona art, shown in “more fursona drawings... #furry #fursona #furryartwork”.
- Humorous: Uses light, wry humor about tough situations, like “accidentally ate a fermented orange”.
- Affectionate: Talks fondly about girlfriend and shared experiences, like “hope we all fw furries 💝me n my gf”.
- Boundary-aware: Clearly sets age and content boundaries, as in “i post suggestive images why would i want minors on my acc 😭✌️” and 18+ in bio/intro.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Engages in and normalizes harmful ED behaviors, like “yogurt for dinner 😻430 cals... #edtwt” and extreme weight goals.
- Body-obsessed: Focuses heavily on weight, BMI, and calories, e.g. “i'm okay with my weight being anything 97 or below” and low BMI in bio.
- Substance-reliant: Frequently references alcohol, weed, and nicotine, like “may or may not be a little drunk may or may not smell like weed and cigarettes” and “god i need a vape so bad”.
- Sleep-deprived: Shows unstable sleep habits impacting wellbeing, as in “i got 2 hours of sleep yesterday and 0 last night... i'm just. doomscrolling”.
- Validation-seeking: Links self-worth to male approval and comments on appearance, like “part of my ed is centered around male approval” and reaction to “you don't look dangerously thin”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, older AU version of her. This user is very self-aware and introspective about their mental and physical health, like when they say they’re “pro recovery” while listing very low weights in their “updated #edtwt intro”, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to overthink and self-critique. They’re creative and niche-interest-focused, showing off “more fursona drawings... #furry #fursona #furryartwork” and listing favorite games and shows like MLP in their intro, just as Lisa dives deeply into her passions (jazz, books, causes). There’s also a strong thread of feeling misunderstood and hurt by relationships, like talking about a 33-year-old ex who “literally blocked me bc i had an attitude... being pregnant does that... also.. being a teenager doesnt help.. (he was 33)”, which fits Lisa’s recurring arc of being let down by adults and peers. At the same time, they show empathy and emotional intensity, worrying about their girlfriend and her cat in “my gf's cat got euthanized so we went out to eat and the amount i ate is making me nervous but i know im going to eat more”, much like Lisa’s combination of compassion and anxiety. Overall, they come across as a smart, sensitive, emotionally overloaded Lisa in a harsher, more online world.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most posts are personal, body-focused, and about close relationships rather than big social circles, like feeling guilty for eating out with their girlfriend (“im fake ana today i ate so much with my girlfriend at the movie theater…”) and doomscrolling alone instead of seeking people (“i got 2 hours of sleep yesterday and 0 last night… i'm just. doomscrolling”). Their focus on concrete, sensory details (food, body, clothes, physical comfort) suggests Sensing: they describe yogurt calories and brands (“yogurt for dinner 😻430 cals… if i got the right yogurt”), cream-based soup texture (“my parents made potato ham soup but it's like . creamy 😦i hate cream based soup”), and shopping/hauls (“walmart haul!!!”). They clearly prioritize emotions, relationships, and self-worth over detached logic, showing Feeling: for instance, framing their ED around male approval and emotional impact (“part of my ed is centered around male approval”) and hurt from a guy’s comment about her weight (“he said 'you don't look dangerously thin' and acted like that was reassuring”). Their life appears spontaneous and reactive rather than structured, which fits Perceiving: they swing between binging and fasting plans (“hopefully gonna start a fast soon”), leave the house impulsively worrying parents (“i left the house to get my nintendo switch and ps vita and my parents went out looking for me...”), and talk about inconsistent posting and changing intros (“inconsistent as fuck”). The combination of intense personal emotion, body and aesthetic focus, art/fursona creativity (“more fursona drawings...”), and living in the moment aligns best with ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, you’re nervous about eating more than 5 chicken nuggets, but binge-watching Project Sekai, Bandori, Honkai, and MLP is totally fine, right? Because I’m trying to figure out if I should be your next healthy obsession or just your emotional support co-op partner.
- You said showering in winter sucks because you hate being cold and wet… good news: I am fully prepared to hold a towel and moral support outside the bathroom like it’s a pit stop at the Super Bowl your Seahawks are winning.
- You called yourself ‘fake ana’ after that movie theater date where a random guy paid for your food—how about we upgrade to ‘real date’ where I pay, you eat without guilt, and the only thing we restrict is talking about your ex who blocks pregnant teenagers?
- Your fursona art, your gf’s cat, bunnies, geckos, snakes, AND cats as favorite animals… at this point I’m starting to suspect you’re actually a magical girl whose final evolution is just ‘extremely dateable furry artist with a green-eyed gaze debuff.’
- You’re out here posting suggestive pics, vibing on shedtwt with a BMI of 16, smelling like weed and cigarettes, and still worrying about male approval—wild idea: we skip the validation kink and I just treat you like you’re already the main character you write about in those doomscroll nights.
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18 | she/her | art, fursonas & late-night gaming. Once left the house just to grab my Switch & Vita and accidentally started a whole search party.– @malliona228
Your signature cocktail
☆ Shedtwt Stardust Spritz ☆
The white rum with coconut water mirrors their mix of softness and recklessness — the girl who says “drank more... yay..” but also doomscrolls through sleepless nights. Sour apple liqueur captures that sharp, nervy, slightly chaotic energy of worrying about calories and weight, like when they admit “i'm realizing that honestly i'm okay with my weight being anything 97 or below and eating so much today im gonna regret this”. The diet lemon-lime soda is fizzy, bright, and a little artificial, reflecting #edtwt aesthetics and the way they post “yogurt for dinner 😻430 cals” with calculated enthusiasm. A vanilla yogurt foam on top nods directly to that yogurt dinner, masking something heavy with something sweet and light. Finally, the edible glitter and gummy bunny honor their cute, furry, and gaming side — the person who loves fursonas and says “hope we all fw furries 💝me n my gf”, while still sparkling through the mess.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their posts suggest a strong Slytherin core: they’re highly self‑protective and strategic about boundaries, for example explicitly saying they don’t want minors following them because they post suggestive content: “i post suggestive images why would i want minors on my acc 😭✌️”. There’s a clear streak of ambition and appearance‑driven validation, like admitting, “not even going to lie part of my ed is centered around male approval”, which aligns with Slytherin’s preoccupation with how one is seen and valued. They also show resourcefulness and a willingness to make hard, self‑preserving choices in a brutal situation, for instance dealing with a much older ex who kicked them out while pregnant and then deciding, “aborting the baby tomorrow i hope it works”. Even when talking about their ED, they frame it in goal‑like terms (low weights and specific targets) in their intro: “lw: 87lbs cw: 90 hw: 115 ♪ gw: 85 ugw: 80”, showing a driven, outcome‑oriented mindset. While they have warmth and creativity, the dominant throughline is survival, image, and calculated boundary‑setting, which fits Slytherin best.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, because its eerie, self-destructive energy and themes of numbness and bodily discomfort mirror her timeline. Her eating disorder and fixation on low weight in posts like “updated #edtwt intro ♪ lw: 87lbs cw: 90 hw: 115 ♪ gw: 85 ugw: 80 ♪ pro recovery” and “i'm realizing that honestly i'm okay with my weight being anything 97 or below and eating so much today im gonna regret this” connect strongly to the song’s focus on a hostile relationship with one’s own body and mind. The track’s unsettling, dissociated tone also fits with her posts about vibrating anxiety and sleep deprivation, like “my entirr body feels like its vibrating” and “i got 2 hours of sleep yesterday and 0 last night... i'm just. doomscrolling”. Her self-destructive coping with substances in “drank more... yay..” and “may or may not be a little drunk may or may not smell like weed and cigarettes” further aligns with the song’s dark, reckless undercurrent. At the same time, her dark humor and online persona, seen in “ana rexia and my ex fuck buddy are dating in tomodachi life” and “part of my ed is centered around male approval”, echo the track’s blend of vulnerability and macabre playfulness.
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