Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Gamer: Shows intense enthusiasm for titles like Arknights and Monster Hunter, describing a movie trailer as “SO PEAK”.
- Resilient Competitor: Refuses to give up despite repeated failures against bosses, declaring “THE WITCH HAS PREVAILED” after a long struggle.
- Creative Artist: Constantly iterates on character aesthetics and designs, even when “new witch fit is too hard to draw”.
- Constructive Critic: Provides balanced feedback on games, noting that “it's a valid criticism of something I enjoy” even when it hurts.
- Helpful Community Member: Finds joy in assisting others, stating “Guiding people in the great hollow is my new adiction”.
Weaknesses:
- Low Frustration Tolerance: Prone to explosive outbursts over bad luck, screaming “I HATE HATE HATE HATE... RNG”.
- Self-Deprecating Attitude: Shows low self-worth during gameplay mistakes, telling teammates “Don't stay for me I'm not worth it”.
- Impatience: Becomes visibly agitated by waiting for releases, demanding “TIME GO FASTER”.
- Conflict Avoidance: Expresses discomfort when friends have differing views, saying it “Hate seeing a mutual that I like a lot saying something I disagree with”.
- Overcommitment: Admits to being overwhelmed by their hobby, lamenting “too many games to play rn”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @malphasie is a passionate individual with a deep affinity for witchcraft and a distinct aesthetic, often identifying as a “Witch”. They share Lisa's intellectual honesty and critical nature, expressed when they admit that “it's a valid criticism of something I enjoy a lot... Hurts my heart”. While Lisa plays the saxophone, this user masters the Monster Hunter “charge blade” and displays a similar level of dedication to their crafts, whether it's gaming or art. Both characters value integrity over popularity, as seen when @malphasie chooses to “stick to single player” to maintain their enjoyment. Ultimately, their shared trait of being a misunderstood but fiercely talented “Ritualist Operator” makes Lisa the perfect match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Malphasie shows an Introverted (I) nature by framing their life through a solitary 'Witch' persona and preferring "to follow the wise and stick to single player". Their Intuitive (N) side is clear in their focus on fantasy roleplay and aesthetic world-building, such as "waiting for witchy characters" and valuing the "potential" of game narratives over pure mechanics. They lean toward Feeling (F), expressing deep emotional resonance with their hobbies, noting it "hurts my heart" to hear criticism of games they love. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their spontaneous reactions to hype and their flexible approach to projects, like when they decided to "rethink of the design" for an illustration midway through.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Dreglord? Because I don't care if it takes all day and night—I’m not stopping until I’ve won your heart.
- I promise I’m worth the revive, but if you’re the one taking the lead, I don’t mind staying on the flocking floor just to watch you work.
- You can keep the veil and the potions, but if you're looking for a new 'witchy fit,' I think we’d look pretty peak together.
- Is your name Lahai Roi? Because you’ve got so much potential and I’d love to take a ride on your motorcycle through a new region.
- I may not be a 22nd of January release date, but I can still be the highlight of your year and give you something to yap about.
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Monster Hunter veteran and potion brewer by trade. Once lost a boss fight with 1 HP left and almost retired; now I just grind armor sets and wait for new patches.– @malphasie
Your signature cocktail
The Dreglord’s Defeat (8:01 PM Ritual)
This experimental, strong elixir captures Malphasie’s persona as a “Witch, Ritualist Operator, and Potion Brewer.” The dark aesthetic mirrors her obsession with 'witchy fits' and late-night monster hunting, specifically the intense battle where she cried, “DEATH TO THE DREGLORD!” The sparkling soda represents her explosive hype during gaming showcases like TGA, where she famously asked, “who called satan to TGA 😭”. Finally, the spicy chili oil reflects her unfiltered gaming frustration, especially when she screams, “I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATEEEE RNG.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Malphasie exhibits the classic Gryffindor combination of bravery and impulsive passion, particularly when facing daunting challenges or injustice. They demonstrate a bold, 'warrior' spirit, declaring “THE WITCH IS READY” when facing enemies, and show a fierce determination to keep fighting “UNTIL EITHER HE DIES OR I'M FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH”. This house's characteristic chivalry and protective nature are evident when they tell teammates to “LET ME DIE... Don't stay for me I'm not worth it” during a crisis. Their blunt honesty and willingness to stand their ground, even when it’s uncomfortable—noting that “it's a valid criticism of something I enjoy a lot... Hurts my heart”—further confirms their alignment with the house of the brave.
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Monster - Skillet
Malphasie’s profile is deeply rooted in a supernatural, gothic aesthetic, explicitly stating “Everyday is Halloween!” and identifying as a “Witch”. This song captures their intense obsession with boss-slaying and gaming, particularly their adrenaline-fueled declaration: “Time to hunt MONSTERS”. The lyrics mirror their high-energy, almost feral gaming sessions where they scream in frustration after losing to the “motherflocker with 1 HP left”. Ultimately, the track fits someone who thrives in the chaos of battle, frequently celebrating their victories with cries like “DEATH TO THE DREGLORD” while embracing their dark, ritualistic persona.
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