Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Frequent intense rants about Dimitri, e.g., "I was created for the sole purpose of hating Dimitri"
- Humorous: Posts comedic lines like "My meat and I have synchronized" and meme‑style jokes
- Open: Bio states bisexual, gender identity, and tweets discuss sexuality openly
- Engaging: Regularly quotes, retweets, shares pictures and posts a “Twitter Family” list
- Reflective: Admits muting people is therapeutic, showing self‑awareness
Weaknesses:
- Inconsistent: Bio lists “Inconsistent” and tweet topics jump erratically
- Aggressive: Uses profanity and harsh language, e.g., "WHY THE FUCK DOES DIMITRI’s GHOST?"
- Provocative: Makes controversial statements like "If trump dies, i’ll make out with Dimitri"
- Self‑deprecating: Calls self "entitled whiny porn addicted woman hating ass bitches"
- Polarizing: Strong opinions on characters and fandom, e.g., "Dimitri Bladdyd’s No.1 Hater" creates division
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user’s constant ranting and sarcastic humor, such as "Frieza pulling up to conton city like he didn’t get his ass beat in the latest dlc", mirrors Bart’s love for edgy jokes and pranks. Their brash defiance is evident in statements like "I was created for the sole purpose of hating Dimitri" and "Being entitled whiny porn addicted woman hating ass bitches is what being a man is about apparently", which echo Bart’s rebellious attitude toward authority and social norms. The self‑identification as "not traditionally masculine" and embracing a "Raging Bisexual" identity show a willingness to reject conventional expectations, much like Bart’s disregard for typical boy‑next‑door behavior. The user’s meme‑laden online behavior, exemplified by "When you like and retweet a post you agree with but then you read the full thing", matches Bart’s penchant for viral internet humor and trolling. Finally, the mention of a "Twitter Family" and the chaotic stream of pictures and quotes reflects Bart’s social circle of friends and his habit of stirring up trouble in the digital world.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user displays extroverted energy by constantly addressing the community and naming a "Twitter Family" (e.g., "👨👩👧👦 My Twitter Family: 👫 Parents: @togorester @spacesamples …"), and by frequently quoting and reacting to other users. Their focus on abstract, imaginative topics—such as speculating on power levels of sexualities ("So what sexuality/gender identity has the highest power level? Because obviously heterosexual/C15gender has the lowest base potential…") and noting personal connections to games ("I discovered this is kinda three houses for me")—reveals a dominant intuition (N). Decision‑making is driven by personal values and strong emotions, evident in statements like "I was created for the sole purpose of hating Dimitri" and "There is a darkness in men’s hearts… Only Rage and Flame." Their posting style is spontaneous and adaptable, as shown by remarks like "Sorry for clogging up your timeline, sometimes i unconsciously repost" and "Honestly, muting people is pretty therapeutic." These traits together point to an ENFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, if we were in Fódlan, I'd ditch the Black Eagle route and join the Blue Lions just to sit next to you—maybe we could be Soren and your secret crush, leaving Dimitri’s ghost to haunt only the battlefield.
- You know how a Vanguard in Mass Effect can lock onto a target with an assault rifle? My heart’s already locked onto you, ready to fire a perfect crit—no need for a reload.
- I saw Frieza pulling up to Conton City, but nothing could cause my back to ache like trying to keep up with your meme game—care to share a laugh and a couch?
- Your love for yuri, bisexual vibes, and that perfect meat sync has me thinking we could be the ultimate ship—one that even Bernie the Crit Dodging God would cheer for while dodging all the drama.
- If Trump ever checks out, I’d skip the Dimitri drama and make out with you instead—because being with you is the only thing that could outshine any political apocalypse.
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Your new Twitter bio
Fire Emblem aficionado & bisexual gamer. Known for the ‘Dimitri ghost’ rant & meme drops. Once got lost in a Three Houses glitch. Lover of diverse stories. 🎮🌈– @MaltHari202
Your signature cocktail
Raging Yūri Burn
The base of overproof rum fuels the "Raging" spirit they shout about, echoing the wild energy of "BERNIE THE CRIT DODGING GOD BABYYYYY" and the high‑octane rage in their tweets. A splash of cherry liqueur adds a sweet, almost romantic note that mirrors their love for yuri and the line "My meat and I have synchronized," hinting at a harmonious, passionate pairing. Campari’s bitter edge captures the "There is a darkness in men’s hearts" they lament, giving the drink a sharp, unapologetic bite. Fresh lemon juice brings the sour punch of their everyday frustrations, like when they tweet "Just laying in bed and suddenly being hit with back pains gotta be the worst." Finally, a dash of activated charcoal turns the cocktail an ominous black, a nod to the "black eagles route" and their declaration "I was created for the sole purpose of hating Dimitri," completing a drink as complex and contradictory as they are.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Malt frequently displays bold, outspoken behavior, confronting misogyny and fan controversies without hesitation – for example, they tweet "Never in my life have i seen so many misogynistic nerds be so enraged and yet so dumb over an innocent tweet" and "Okay i have to rant WHY THE FUCK DOES DIMITRI’s GHOST(?) SHOW UP IN A BLACK EAGLES ROUTE…". Their willingness to voice strong opinions, even using profanity, reflects Gryffindor traits of bravery and a readiness to stand up for what they believe. They also defend their community, calling out perceived injustices such as "Being entitled whiny porn addicted woman hating ass bitches is what being a man is about apparently". While they are emotional and passionate, the dominant pattern is daring confrontation rather than cunning ambition or scholarly analysis, aligning them most closely with Gryffindor.
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Born This Way - Lady Gaga
The song "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga captures Malt's unapologetic embrace of their bisexual identity and non‑traditional gender expression, as they describe themselves as a "Raging Bisexual" and "Bottom" in their bio. Their tweets such as "People will still say ryuko is straight I don’t even think she’s bisexual, she’s a full on lesbian" and "Raging Bisexual.Emotional. Bottom. Not traditionally masculine" show a fierce defense of queer representation, echoing Gaga’s line "I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistakes". Malt also vents anger toward misogynistic fans, for example "Being entitled whiny porn addicted woman hating ass bitches is what being a man is about", which mirrors the song’s defiant chorus "Don’t be a drag, just be a queen". The lyric "I was created for the sole purpose of hating Dimitri" in their own tweet reflects the song’s message of owning one’s identity and rejecting societal expectations. Thus "Born This Way" reflects both Malt's queer pride and their combative stance against the toxic elements they condemn.
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