Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Frequently reflects on feelings and relationships, like in “é de noite que a merda desses ultimos meses cai em vc” and “td q eu faço é insuficiente”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and care for friends, as in “eu amo essa bixa demais”, “te amo josé com a voz do luciano hulk😭😭”, and “TE AMO BENÉ”.
- Self-accepting: Shows pride in personal features, like “foi mal a vcs que tem o rosto afilado,mas eu amo meu rosto quadrado e maxilar marcado”.
- Humorous candidness: Uses humor and self-irony in difficult moments, such as “a vida ta uma merda mas eu ataqueu” and bio “só falo merda”.
- Loyal relational: Values long-term bonds and anniversaries, as in “542 dias desde a primeira conversa” and “sempre dia 26”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Speaks harshly about herself in tweets like “eu nn faço nd certo vtnc”, “td q eu faço é insuficiente”, and “devo ser chata pra krl”.
- Emotional overload: Describes feeling overwhelmed often, e.g. “é de noite que a merda desses ultimos meses cai em vc” and “mds to mt mal q sonho horrível”.
- Ruminative: Revisits past pain and regrets, like “se eu pudesse eu apagaria novembro e outubro de 2023” and “amo lembrar dos desrespeitos q sofri😍”.
- Expectation sensitive: Links mood to expectations and grades, as in “os momentos mais felizes dos meus aniversários é qnd eu nn boto expectativa” and “cada 7,5/7 q eu recebo eu fico cada vez com mais vontade de morrer”.
- Relational insecurity: Shows fear of disconnection and being undervalued, like “odeio gostar de uma amizade mas a pessoa ser presente so quando ela quer” and “acho isso mt triste” about breakups and fading connections.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, self-critical, emotional, and often feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they overthink relationships and connection, shown in tweets like “no fim do dia a gente so qr algm que se interesse em perguntar coml foi nosso dia” and “odeio gostar de uma amizade mas a pessoa ser presente so quando ela quer”, revealing a strong craving for emotional reciprocity. Their academic anxiety and pressure echo Lisa’s perfectionism, as in “chorei frenéticamente pq fiquei media 9 em geografia😬” and “td q eu faço é insuficiente”. They also display a dark, reflective streak about life and growing up, similar to Lisa’s melancholy side, in posts like “a vida realmente nn é um morango” and “a gente ainda é criança só que agora esconde o rosto pra chorar.”. At the same time, they’re passionate, dramatic and a bit nihilistic in love and sex, like Lisa in her more rebellious phases, captured by “o amor nos torna patéticos sexo é uma selva de epiléticos” and “mal sabe vcs q 80% do fim dos relacionamentos nn é gaia…”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often discuss feeling drained, overwhelmed, or withdrawn rather than energized by social life, like “nn tem um dia meu q termine bem” and “doq adianta sair se os problemas de casa vao pra rua😬”, and they focus on inner emotional states instead of external social excitement. They show Intuition (N) through abstract, reflective and existential comments rather than concrete, sensory details, e.g. “a gente corre o tempo todo atrás de um tal de ideia baseado num formato que talvez nn seja o ideal.” and “mal sabe vcs q 80% do fim dos relacionamentos nn é gaia e sim: ‘Não sinto q é a mesma coisa’”, which generalize about relationships and life patterns. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): they prioritize emotions, hurt, affection, and validation over rational analysis, seen in posts like “no fim do dia a gente so qr algm que se interesse em perguntar coml foi nosso dia”, “td q eu faço é insuficiente”, and “odeio qm me ridiculariza na frente dos outros”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they frequently mention things being messy, unplanned, and overwhelming such as “é impressionante como uma cs desanda tudo”, “as vezes a gente so nn tem oq fazer”, and “fui ver oq eu tava fazendo a um ano atras e eu tava era me fudendo”, suggesting a reactive, go‑with‑the‑flow approach rather than structured planning. Combining the introspective emotional focus, idealistic reflections about love and connection, and somewhat chaotic coping with life, INFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “no fim do dia a gente só qr algm que se interesse em perguntar coml foi nosso dia” — how about we solve that with a deal: I ask about your day, you recommend me a movie like Bingo or a song, and we both pretend life actually *is* a morango for a few hours.
- You hating on the Summer, Lana’s videogame era, and still loving breguices is exactly my vibe. We could be two patéticos in a selva de epiléticos, but at least we’d be dancing badly together.
- You cried frenéticamente for a 9 in geography and said every 7/7.5 makes you want to die… if you ever need help with ‘mapas afetivos’, I can show you the exact coordinates where I fell for your tweets.
- If even painho’s tattooed aliança didn’t durar, I get why you’re skeptical about love — but considering you’ve been contando dias de conversa (542 👀), we could at least start our own counter and see which lasts more: us or a Fragoso apocalypse group.
- You said the best part of your birthday is when you don’t create expectations and that you’d cry happy with just a bacia cake and a candle — I can’t bake, but I can show up with bolo de bacia, a playlist from Amor e Sexo to Rita Lee, and all the interest in your day that you’ve been begging the universe for.
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Overthinking expert, Sunday enthusiast & square-jawed hater of low grades. Once cried over a 9 in geography and still talks about it.– @malulimaaz
Your signature cocktail
Só Falo Merdarita
This cocktail is a chaotic little Só Falo Merdarita, loud and honest like a drunk tweet. The silver tequila shot stands for all the emotional intensity, from “é de noite que a merda desses ultimos meses cai em vc” to “to mal real”, hitting hard but in a small dose. Pink grapefruit with lime mirrors the mix of sweetness and acidity in lines like “a vida ta uma merda mas eu ataqueu” and “no fim do dia a gente so qr algm que se interesse em perguntar coml foi nosso dia”. The salty-sweet chili rim is their love for drama and breguice, as in “amo breguices [4 pictures] [quoted tweet]” and “a vida realmente nn é um morango”, making it burn and comfort at the same time. Sparkling water keeps it playful and talkative, matching “só falo merda” and the way they turn everything into a story, while the bitter aperitif is that lingering melancholy from “td q eu faço é insuficiente” and “as vezes eu qria q isso tivesse dado certo” that stays at the bottom of the glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, emotional devotion, and caring about the small acts of love. They long for genuine, consistent connection, shown in tweets like “no fim do dia a gente so qr algm que se interesse em perguntar coml foi nosso dia” and the frustration with one-sided bonds in “odeio gostar de uma amizade mas a pessoa ser presente so quando ela quer”. They value simple, sincere gestures of affection, as in “acho q um ato de amor simples é vc ver algo q eu recomendei,acho fofo” and the idea of being deeply moved by something modest like “se eu ganhasse um bolo de bacia com uma vela no meu aniversário eu chorava mt (de felicidade”. Their timeline is full of love and attachment toward friends and partners, such as “eu amo essa bixa demais”, “meu lindinho”, and “ficar com meu amor hoje”, emphasizing bonds over status or ambition. Even their self-criticism and sadness, like “td q eu faço é insuficiente” and “doq adianta sair se os problemas de casa vao pra rua”, stems from feeling they are not doing enough for others or their relationships rather than from ego or competition. All of this paints a picture of someone driven primarily by loyalty, affection, and a desire to be there for others, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Norman fucking Rockwell - Lana Del Rey
A well‑suited song for them is Norman fucking Rockwell by Lana Del Rey, which captures messy relationships, disappointment, and self-awareness with dark humor. They constantly oscillate between romantic intensity and total disillusionment, like when they say “as vezes eu qria q isso tivesse dado certo” and later admit “perdi a vontade tbm”, mirroring the song’s theme of loving someone who keeps letting you down. There’s also the mix of cynicism and vulnerability in lines like “é de noite que a merda desses ultimos meses cai em vc” and “td q eu faço é insuficiente”, which matches Lana’s reflective, melancholic tone. Their references to Lana herself, e.g. “peguei ranço de video games da lana”, suggest they already live inside that aesthetic of depressive romance and self-deprecating wit. Even their bio, “só falo merda,” fits the song’s balance of emotional depth and sarcastic self-sabotage.
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