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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is intelligent, overthinks everything, and mixes academic pressure with oddly specific niche interests. They casually mention beating a notoriously hard math class, saying “MY GRUELING PERSONAL NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER . I BEAT REAL ANALYSIS”, which fits Lisa’s academically driven, perfectionist side. Their bio as an it/its “'professional' translator” and their sharp commentary on campus life, like analyzing walking paths with “most people i talk to admit that when they walk from class to class on campus they mentally calculate the geometrically shortest line between the two buildings”, echo Lisa’s analytical, slightly nerdy worldview. At the same time, they have strong, funny emotional reactions—ranting about overpriced glasses in “fuck you im eating all of your snacks” and a broken sauce packet in “frantically gnawing on tge plastic packaging in front of fifteen other people”—which feels like Lisa’s occasional meltdown moments. Their intense fandom for Spokeishere, shown in tweets like “oughgfhh my god that video made me swweaty This guy. This Guy. never underestimate spokeishere”, also mirrors Lisa’s tendency to hyperfixate on causes and idols (like Bleeding Gums Murphy) with earnest passion.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they call themselves a "'professional' translator" and say “youll have better luck reaching me elsewhere”, and their humor often centers on solo experiences like “stiupid fucking salad place… now im sitting on a bench frantically gnawing on tge plastic packaging in front of fifteen other people”, suggesting social discomfort more than a drive for attention. Their interests and commentary show strong Intuition: they quickly grasp and analyze complex YouTube lore, saying “i was immediately able to understand whats going on. then become utterly entranced by the story… it does take a special kind of talent to do that”, and they enjoy odd conceptual observations like “this school isnt real who the fuck is buying these from tge uni supermarket”. They favor Thinking over Feeling, using dry humor and low-key analysis rather than emotional sharing: for example, they logically relate to a campus-walking meme by noting “most people i talk to admit that when they walk from class to class on campus they mentally calculate the geometrically shortest line between the two buildings”, and they joke analytically about Spoke’s success with lines like “never underestimate spokeishere” and “due to my og status i am in possession of way more spokeishere fun facts and trivia than anyone else”. Their lifestyle and tone fit Perceiving: they bounce between culinary school, translation, Minecraft, and fandom without a clear long-term plan, celebrating moments like “MY GRUELING PERSONAL NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER . I BEAT REAL ANALYSIS” in a reactive way and making spontaneous social bids such as “today is everybody befriend mandizo day, which means everyone must be friends witgh me and play with me”. Overall, a pattern of introverted online expression, conceptual humor, analytical commentary, and flexible, somewhat chaotic day-to-day decisions aligns best with INTP.

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Culinary student, translator, and reluctant Minecraft victim. Once beat real analysis and a salad packet in the same semester. DMs better on Discord.– @mand1zo

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This cocktail’s base of Sichuan pepper–infused gin nods to their China arc and unbothered chaos, like “glasses store dares to charge me 600 chinese yuan... fuck you im eating all of your snacks”. The matcha jasmine syrup adds studious yet artsy energy, fitting someone who can say “MY GRUELING PERSONAL NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER . I BEAT REAL ANALYSIS” and also be a 'professional' translator. Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and a little unhinged, just like “stiupid fucking salad place... now im sitting on a bench frantically gnawing on tge plastic packaging in front of fifteen other people”. Dry sherry brings a mature, slightly bittersweet depth, echoing the oddly heartfelt parasocial lore of “due to my og status i am in possession of way more spokeishere fun facts and trivia than anyone else”. The chili-salt rim is there because beneath the friendly 'everybody befriend mandizo day' vibe of “today is everybody befriend mandizo day, which means everyone must be friends witgh me and play with me”, there’s definitely a spicy, chaotic-gremlin aftertaste that hits harder than expected.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a clear love of learning and analytical thinking, even outside traditionally “nerdy” contexts. Their pride in overcoming a challenging subject like real analysis in “MY GRUELING PERSONAL NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER . I BEAT REAL ANALYSIS” suggests perseverance in abstract, intellectual work. They casually frame everyday behavior in geometric terms, noting that many people "mentally calculate the geometrically shortest line" between buildings in “everyone clowning on this guy but theres no way this isnt a little bit true...”, showing a naturally analytical lens on the world. Their commentary on narrative structure and storytelling skill in “i was immediately able to understand whats going on. then become utterly entranced by the story. for which i commend spokeishere... it does take a special kind of talent to do that” highlights an appreciation for craft and creativity. Even their self-aware joking about being on the verge of a hit tweet in “i probably have 5 potential hit tweets in my priv...” showcases a meta, reflective wit. Altogether, their intellectual pride, analytical perspective, and appreciation of cleverly made content fit Ravenclaw more strongly than the other houses.

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The chaotic, irreverent energy of Teenagers fits them perfectly: they’re snarky, dramatic, and constantly poking fun at their surroundings. Their tweet about university life, “this school isnt real who the fuck is buying these from tge uni supermarket. which english speaking funcle is admitted to this University located in China”, mirrors the song’s eye-rolling attitude toward institutions and adults who just don’t make sense. The blend of competence and self-deprecating chaos in “MY GRUELING PERSONAL NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER . I BEAT REAL ANALYSIS” lines up with the song’s mix of angst and triumph. Their “professional translator” bio, combined with disasters like “stiupid fucking salad place doesnt know how to manufacture a sauce packet correctly and now im sitting on a bench frantically gnawing on tge plastic packaging”, gives off that clever-but-perpetually-under-siege vibe the song captures. And their hyperfixation on creators like Spokeishere, celebrated in “due to my og status i am in possession of way more spokeishere fun facts and trivia than anyone else”, adds to the passionate, fandom-fueled intensity that matches MCR’s dramatic, youth-centric anthem.

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