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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, media-literate, and very opinionated about the stories and politics in their favorite shows. Like Lisa ranting about books and ethics, they dissect fandom and writing choices, e.g. critiquing PJOverse decisions in “when annabeth met minerva she literally didnt notice at first bc she looks the exact same as athena idk why people ever thought jupiter was gonna be a white man in a hoo show 😭” and “pjotok has normalized casual ableism towards percy i get theyre jokes but it gets to a point ”. Their passionate, slightly dramatic fixation on niche media (Yellowjackets, Percy Jackson, Hadestown) echoes Lisa’s intense hyperfixations, seen when they write “WHERE ARE MY HADESTOWN MOOTS AT THEYRE ALL GONE” and “if im not ready for marikilah week i will allow all my moots to fist fight me”. The mix of moral takes, queer identity (they/them, lesbianmaxxing), and artsy self-critique in “i hate how i draw heads and faces rn how do i fix this 😿” also feels very Lisa: earnest, self-aware, and always thinking too hard about everything. Even their joking exasperation with fandom discourse, like “pjotwt seriously starting to piss me off idk why”, fits Lisa’s tendency to be both deeply invested and deeply annoyed.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly engage with multiple fandom communities (#yjtwt, #pjotwt, Hadestown, Descendants, Arcane), openly thirst-tweet and joke with mutuals, and even talk about watching episodes on the bus at full volume (“watching the new pjo episode full volume on the bus i have no shame”), which suggests low concern for keeping their reactions private. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they focus on interpretations, hypotheticals, and meta rather than concrete facts, like speculating about character motivations and alternate dynamics (“its getting to the point why i lowkey dont get why ppl DIDNT join kronos 😭😭 luke is a master manipulator + all the gods are deadbeats like js get me on that cruise ship alr”) or inventing headcanons (“lowkey refuse to pick a side in the shauna sexuality discourse so i landed on homoromantic bisexual shauna”). They lean Feeling over Thinking, prioritizing emotional reactions and attachment to characters and ships—e.g., “dont talk to me about lukercy or jason grace im still very sensitive about it” and “cheating jason grace fics make me throw up my boy would NEVER”—and they care about how people/communities treat others (“pjotok has normalized casual ableism towards percy i get theyre jokes but it gets to a point ”). Finally, they feel more Perceiving than Judging: they frequently mention being behind on SMAUs and needing to catch up (“i have sm smaus i need to start and catch up on”; “im behind and havent started sm smaus its making me mad”), bounce between hyperfixations (“idgaf about yellowjackets, descendants, arcane or percy jackson anymore i am all about sunnyday now this is my final form”), and generally react in the moment rather than presenting a structured, planned persona. Taken together—gregarious fandom engagement, abstract/meta focus, emotionally driven stances, and spontaneous, shifting interests—ENFP is the best overall fit.

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16 • they/them • professional overthinker of Yellowjackets, PJO & Arcane. Once considered citing this account on a scholarship app and thought better of it.– @MANG0PILLED

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This drink starts with mango vodka for their username and bright, chaotic fandom joy, like watching PJO on full volume on the bus in “watching the new pjo episode full volume on the bus i have no shame”. Passionfruit juice captures how obsessively they latch onto hyperfixations, from “idgaf about yellowjackets, descendants, arcane or percy jackson anymore i am all about sunnyday now this is my final form” to “lesbianmaxxing 𐂯 | #yjtwt #pjotwt #glassheart #lesbians4jaycetalis”. A blackberry liqueur float represents the darker, messy emotional undercurrent of shipping discourse and death jokes, like “if taissa dies at least we might get another taivan kiss 😄😄😄😄😄😄” and “if i was travis and just learned my brother died and here comes my gf saying ‘the wilderness chose’ ngl EVB gotta die”. Spicy ginger beer adds a sharp kick for their unfiltered, slightly unhinged takes, as in “pjotwt seriously starting to piss me off idk why” and “i dont hc anybody as straight”. Finally, edible gold shimmer reflects their ‘sunnyday ceo’ era and dramatic flair, from “resigning as the sunnyday ceo” to the theatrical way they mourn characters in “crying thinking abt thalia grace rn”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Slytherin mix of ambition, self-preservation, and ruthless practicality. Their joking sympathy with Kronos’ side in Percy Jackson is framed in terms of manipulation and the gods being "deadbeats," ending with a very self-interested punchline about wanting on that cruise: “its getting to the point why i lowkey dont get why ppl DIDNT join kronos 😭😭 luke is a master manipulator + all the gods are deadbeats like js get me on that cruise ship alr”. They also talk about blocking people over tastes that cross a personal line, showing a willingness to curate their environment and cut others off when it "gets to a point": “found out oomf doesn’t like shauna, lottie and thalia but she somehow likes alison i might block her bc it gets to a point” and “oomf said she listened to some of the hadestown soundtrack and she didnt rlly like it should i block her”. Their humor is sharp and often a bit cutting, like describing someone’s cooking as "an unprecedented level of young hoism": “just saw smb make jollof rice in an airfryer this is an unprecedented level of young hoism”. Even their fandom takes often favor morally gray, manipulative, or controversial characters and dynamics (e.g., intense focus on Luke, Shauna, and complicated Yellowjackets relationships), suggesting they’re drawn to complexity and power more than straightforward heroism: “i forgot luke’s fatal flaw is technically wrath but then i saw the way he punched ts out of percy and got reminded real quick”. Overall, their mix of snark, boundary-setting, attraction to morally ambiguous characters, and joking embrace of the ‘villain’s side’ fits Slytherin far better than the other houses.

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Their bio literally leads with queerness — “lesbianmaxxing 𐂯 | #yjtwt #pjotwt #glassheart #lesbians4jaycetalis” — which fits the unapologetically sapphic, emotionally intense vibe of Girls Like Girls. They’re constantly hyping wlw ships and messy queer dynamics, like “lottieshauna putting people in their place 🤤🤤🤤” and “if taissa dies at least we might get another taivan kiss 😄😄😄😄😄😄”. The song’s mix of yearning and chaos mirrors how they talk about characters and ships, e.g. “dont talk to me about lukercy or jason grace im still very sensitive about it” and “i dont hc anybody as straight”. Their tone is dramatic, a little unhinged in a fun way, and very online-fandom-coded, like “i have a stupid urge to mention this account in my scholarship application but i do not need these people seeing me freak tf out over a kids show and say inappropriate things abt shauna shipman”. Overall, a queer anthem about girls liking girls, intense feelings, and not toning anything down fits them almost perfectly.

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