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Your Simpsons character
The user’s bio "Pije sobie piwko" (I drink a beer) mirrors Homer’s love of Duff beer, and the tweet "People out there who don't smoke don't drink and then wonder why they're depressed" reflects Homer's belief that alcohol is a cure for his woes. Their admission "I'm getting fat, I keep eating a lot of frozen food" matches Homer’s well‑known weight‑gain from donuts and junk food. The self‑deprecating post "I am sick in the head" is reminiscent of Homer’s frequent self‑aware moments like "D'oh!". The chaotic, absurd humor in lines such as "They need to extract the liquid portion from the wet cat food and make a cat soup" aligns with Homer’s often bizarre and impulsive antics. Overall, the combination of heavy drinking, overeating, goofy absurdity, and self‑mockery points most closely to Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently shares personal and attention‑grabbing content, such as "You wish I was a bot [picture]" and "AWOOOOOOO [picture]", indicating an extroverted, outward‑facing style. Their focus on concrete, sensory experiences—"I'm getting fat, I keep eating a lot of frozen food [picture]" and "They need to extract the liquid portion from the wet cat food and make a cat soup"—suggests a sensing preference. Emotional and value‑driven statements like "I am sick in the head. [picture]" and "I hate the green cartoon frog and the weird superhero clown [picture]" point to a feeling orientation. The spontaneous, unstructured nature of their posts, exemplified by random jokes like "Cookie clicker with sexy women [picture]" and the repeated “AWOOOO” chants, reflects a perceiving lifestyle. Overall, these traits align with the ESFP personality type.

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Mango – meme lover, food enthusiast, and occasional philosopher. Once tried to make cat soup from wet food. #random– @mango3771345

Your signature cocktail
The Mango's Mayhem Brew captures the chaotic energy of @mango3771345, mixing a base of light lager ('Pije sobie piwko') with a shot of vodka to echo the line 'leje ziomkowi nalewke na domówce >on to pije jak shot'. A swirl of coffee liqueur nods to the whimsical 'Cookie clicker with sexy women', while orange juice adds a wild, howling bite reminiscent of the repeated 'AWOOOOOO' tweets. A dash of absinthe gives the drink a slightly off‑kilter edge, reflecting the self‑described 'I am sick in the head.' vibe. The combination is unapologetically bold, just like the tweet 'People out there who don’t smoke don’t drink and then wonder why they’re depressed'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays a self‑serving, rule‑breaking attitude that fits the Slytherin profile. In the tweet "I should purchase women's clothes and start crossdressing" they show bold, unapologetic experimentation, a hallmark of the house's willingness to defy conventions for personal gain. Their cynical view in "People out there who don't smoke don't drink and then wonder why they're depressed" reflects the pragmatic, often ruthless perspective associated with Slytherins. The dismissive tone of "'What's up' Nothing. STOP asking me." and the admission "I am sick in the head." further reveal a self‑centered mindset that values personal freedom over societal expectations. Even the aggressive "AWOOOOOOO" howl echoes the house's association with cunning and survival.

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The user’s repeated self‑deprecating statements like "I am sick in the head." and "I'm getting fat, I keep eating a lot of frozen food" reveal a deep sense of personal alienation. Their frustration with society, expressed in "Kurwa ja pierdole czy nikt młodych ludzi kultury nie uczy w tym kraju" (roughly "damn, does no one teach young people culture in this country?"), aligns with the song’s lyric "I don’t belong here". The nihilistic view "People out there who don’t smoke don’t drink and then wonder why they're depressed" underscores a feeling of being an outsider, much like the chorus "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo". The occasional animal howl "AWOOOOOOO" and chaotic humor further emphasize their oddball, misfit persona that the song captures. For all these reasons, Radiohead’s "Creep" best fits the user’s personality and interests.

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