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Lisa fits best because she’s intellectually driven but weighed down by depression, anxiety, and a sense of being different. This user is a computer science student who worries about wasting expensive uni lectures and exams while dealing with exhaustion from restriction, like when they say they feel like a “reanimated corpse” during fasting and note they’re paying so much for uni but “need to lock in,” echoing Lisa’s tension between ambition and mental strain. Their political awareness and frustration at seeing MAGA merch in southern England mirrors Lisa’s left-leaning, socially conscious outlook. They also have a deeply introspective, self-critical side about their body and eating disorder, like in “i've been suicidal for 7yrs and had an ed for 6, do the horrors ever end ?” and “sometimes i want to get recovery bc i hate being this way but then i remember… he told me i was too fat for him to worry about it and its good im losing weight 😂😂😂😂fuck the nhs”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to internalize pain. Their niche passions like Monster High dolls and writing toxic psychological horror yuri, plus asking if anyone would care about their art in “would anyone gaf if i posted my art ? my pfp is my art btw :3”, parallel Lisa’s love of sax, books, and being creatively nerdy yet worried no one will appreciate it. Overall, they resemble a darker, more internet-poisoned Lisa: bright, self-aware, creative, politically conscious, and chronically struggling under the weight of their own mind and environment.

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They read as more introverted than extroverted: most of their enjoyment comes from solitary or low‑key hobbies like drawing and writing (e.g. “writing toxic psychological horror yuri in between making flashcards and giggling evilly” and “would anyone gaf if i posted my art ? my pfp is my art btw :3”), and they often describe avoiding people out of insecurity or exhaustion rather than seeking large social circles (“i have been avoiding meeting up w ppl bc im so insecure about my body”). Their focus is heavily intuitive: alongside detailed diet tracking they constantly extrapolate into meanings and ideals ("thigh gap," body-image symbolism, future self, and PMDD-related existential dread), and they talk about their OCs and fictional worlds with emotional depth (e.g. “literally nobody asked but this is some art of my oc alex shepard ^^ the reason she is grey is not bc i drew her ashy, she is a vampire :3”). They are clearly feeling‑oriented, centering emotions, relationships, and hurt much more than detached logic: they describe being triggered by friends and family comments (“she caused me to relapse with my ed when i was 14… at least im much skinnier than her now ig.”) and react strongly to perceived cruelty toward edtwt (“im just on here bc i cant tell anyone irl about my ed and its comforting to be w ppl who understand me”). On the J/P axis they show bursts of planning (calorie counts, step goals, 10‑day diets, trackers) but are inconsistent and self‑confessedly chaotic, often sabotaging their own plans or changing them mid‑way (e.g. “im gonna start this 10 day thing from tomorrow… except i will do liquid fast not water fast” and “literally sabotaging myself, i wanted to up my intake this week to study for exams but i feel so guilty”), which fits better with Perceiving than rigid Judging. The combination of intense inner emotional life, fixation on ideals/aesthetic (thinspo, dolls, yuri, pink Valentine’s decor as a vibe in itself: “i love pink so i like seeing the decor everywhere :3”), and values‑driven, self‑reflective tweeting is highly characteristic of INFP rather than a more structured NFJ or more detached NTP type.

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18 • CS student in the UK, obsessed with Monster High, toxic yuri & drawing lesbian OCs. Once survived a meal ruined by an entire tub of chilli powder.– @mango_angel07

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This cocktail starts with a strong espresso shot for the exhausted uni grind and feeling like a “reanimated corpse” during fasts, inspired by “after this 10 day diet plan is over im never fasting again dawg i feel like a reanimated corpse 😭 im paying 10k a Yr for uni i need to lock in omfg i can't just lay in bed all day”. It’s lengthened with rose & raspberry lemonade, a sweet, pink nod to her love of Valentine aesthetics and pink decor from “i don't get ppl who r miserable on valentines idgaf about being single and i love pink so i like seeing the decor everywhere :3”. Sparkling lychee jelly cubes stand in for her liquid fasts and jelly treats that “keep me going,” echoing “Starting a 66 hr liquid fast... will be having coffee and maybe jelly during the fast to keep me going”. A blackcurrant liqueur rinse adds a dark, moody edge for her PMDD, self-harm relapse struggles, and horror-yuri vibes, drawn from “writing toxic psychological horror yuri in between making flashcards and giggling evilly” and “yesterday i sh relapsed... i just really want help.”. Finally, the edible silver glitter rim is pure Monster High doll glam and OC artistry, sparkling like her collection and art posts such as “wanted to make a thread of my fav monster high dolls :3 they're my biggest special interest.” and “literally nobody asked but this is some art of my oc alex shepard ^^”. This drink is sweet but slightly dark, high-energy yet fragile—just like her timeline balancing cute dolls, lesbian OCs, and very real mental health battles.

Your Hogwarts House
They fit Ravenclaw best because of how much their life revolves around learning, creativity, and introspection. They repeatedly center their university studies and intellectual performance, even weighing it against their disordered behaviors, like when they say they’re “paying 10k a Yr for uni i need to lock in omfg i can't just lay in bed all day” while fasting and feeling like “a reanimated corpse” "after this 10 day diet plan is over im never fasting again dawg i feel like a reanimated corpse 😭 im paying 10k a Yr for uni i need to lock in omfg i can't just lay in bed all day". Their tweets show a strong academic focus and analytical thinking about their own situation, such as carefully calculating caloric deficits and doubting the math—“i calculated that i need to eat only 537cals a day to lose 1kg a week and i feel like such a fatass for having 1k” "is 1000cals even a deficit i feel like im eating sm every day 😭 bc i calculated that i need to eat only 537cals a day to lose 1kg a week and i feel like such a fatass for having 1k but i would die on 500a day". Their love of art and writing further reinforces the Ravenclaw profile: they share their OCs and art multiple times, like posting drawings of Alex Castillo and Alex Shepard and saying “writing toxic psychological horror yuri in between making flashcards and giggling evilly” "writing toxic psychological horror yuri in between making flashcards and giggling evilly" and "literally nobody asked but this is some art of my oc alex shepard ^^ the reason she is grey is not bc i drew her ashy, she is a vampire :3". Even their enjoyment of coding and wry self-awareness about having to build a BMI calculator for an exam points to a cerebral, slightly ironic Ravenclaw vibe: "as part of my coding final today i had to create a BMI calculator ...". While they do show Slytherin-like ambition in their intense goal-setting for weight and appearance, the dominant throughline is a deeply thoughtful, academically engaged, and creatively driven personality, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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A well-suited song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it mixes dark self-destructive themes with a very girly, almost whimsical aesthetic, much like how they balance edtwt content with pink, dolls, and art. They talk about long fasts, feeling half-dead and collapsing, like in “after this 10 day diet plan is over im never fasting again dawg i feel like a reanimated corpse 😭” and “also today I collapsed when I stood up so I may need to up my intake…bc wtf 😭”, echoing the song’s fixation on self-harm and body destruction. The song’s lines about wasted youth and depression parallel tweets like “i've been suicidal for 7yrs and had an ed for 6, do the horrors ever end ?” and “you know youre depressed when you drop to a new lw and you dgaf bc ur miserable rn 😂😂”. At the same time, they love cute, feminine aesthetics and niche interests—Monster High dolls and toxic yuri—seen in “they're my biggest special interest. ig I will update to archive photos of them💗😭 i love them so muhh” and “writing toxic psychological horror yuri in between making flashcards and giggling evilly”, which matches the song’s blend of pretty and macabre. Their mix of self-loathing about weight with ironic humor, like “am i genuinely the biggest bmi 21 to ever exist… i just want to cry”, fits the bitter, theatrical tone of Teen Idle perfectly.

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