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The user displays chronic self‑hatred, nihilistic outlook, suicidal ideation, heavy smoking, and a desire to withdraw from society, which closely mirrors Moe Szyslak, the perpetually depressed bartender of Springfield. Like Moe, they say "All of you piss me off so fucking much… the only winning move is disappearing" and "Chain smoking saved my life," showing bitter misanthropy and reliance on nicotine. They also admit "Afraid to interact in a space built for interacting due to my online social anxiety," reflecting Moe’s social isolation and discomfort with patrons. Their extreme statements such as "Diversity is cancer that’s tearing our nations apart" echo Moe’s frequent laments about the world’s decay. Finally, the repeated desire to "hide in a cabin, trees and zero signals" and inability to quit smoking capture Moe’s perpetual gloom and self‑destructive habits.

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The user displays strong introverted tendencies, focusing on internal monologue and isolation (e.g., 'All of you piss me off so fucking much. Every interaction feels like proof the world's already circling the drain. Honestly, the only winning move is disappearing. A cabin, trees and zero signals'). Their language is dominated by abstract, future‑oriented musings such as 'solitude is the only sane option' and 'self‑hatred and misanthropy, working in perfect harmony', indicating an Intuitive (N) style. Emotional, value‑driven statements like 'Love isn’t real and I hate all of you' and 'Women desire men who possess either wealth, height, attractiveness, or dominance. Unfortunately, I possess none of these qualities' show a Feeling (F) preference. The chaotic, unstructured posting pattern and impulsive wishes like 'When I grow up, I want to be a NEET!' reflect a Perceiving (P) orientation rather than systematic planning. Overall, these traits point to an INFP personality type.

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Digital artist, gamer & coffee enthusiast; once spent 3 hrs lost in Akihabara's manga aisles. #Art #Anime #IndieGames– @ManletMourner55

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The drink’s smoky bourbon and charred orange peel echo the user’s craving for solitude, as he writes "The only winning move is disappearing. A cabin, trees and zero signals". The bitter absinthe and coffee liqueur capture his self‑hatred and misanthropy, reflected in the tweet "Self hatred and misanthropy, working in perfect harmony". A dash of nicotine‑infused simple syrup nods to his smoking addiction, recalling "Only reason I ever started smoking was to stop eating". Finally, a faint hint of sweet orange balances a fleeting childlike longing, like when he says "I want to be a kid again and spend all my time watching Pokemon DVDs".

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The user consistently exhibits a self‑preserving, ruthless outlook and a willingness to break social norms, which aligns with Slytherin’s emphasis on ambition and cunning. They declare "Kill all luckshits Kill all youngshits Kill all passoids" and even brag about a TikTok challenge to "Kill 50 pedestrians before the cops arrive," showing a desire to dominate and act without regard for others. Their statement "Gonna start blocking every mutual in a relationship. Happy couples are rotting my brain. Love isn’t real and I hate all of you" reflects a self‑centered, manipulative stance typical of Slytherins. The tweet "Only winning move is disappearing. A cabin, trees and zero signals" reveals a strategic choice to isolate for self‑preservation, another Slytherin trait. Even the repeated frustration with personal progress in art – "When I’m not drawing I feel like I’m wasting time… Decades in and still no progress" – shows a drive for personal success, albeit twisted, which fits the ambitious side of Slytherin.

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The user constantly expresses alienation and self‑hate, such as "All of you piss me off so fucking much... The only winning move is disappearing" and "I'm a freak" which mirrors the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" from Radiohead's Creep. Their obsession with isolation is evident in tweets like "The only winning move is disappearing" and "When I'm not drawing I feel like I'm wasting time, when I am drawing I hate everything I make" echoing the song's sense of not belonging. The repeated self‑deprecating language, "Self hatred and misanthropy" and "I look like a freak" aligns with the song's chorus that labels the narrator a creep. The overall tone of despair, suicidal thoughts and desire to withdraw fits the melancholic, resigned feel of the track.

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