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Your Simpsons character
Their self‑promotion as a Harvard student ("I go to Harvard btw") mirrors Mr. Burns’ constant flaunting of wealth and superiority. The user’s penchant for grandiose, conspiratorial statements such as "Grifters always cannibalize each other when the opportunity presents" and "The Ayatollah has embraced boomercon tactics" reflects Burns’ cynical view of the world and his manipulation of power. Their frequent use of archaic language and historical references—evident in the quote "The only real gain we’ve had was through the Supreme Court, and even then, most of the Republican justices nominated up until the H.W. presidency ended up being too liberal"—parallels Burns’ allusions to classical literature and old‑world ideas. The willingness to propose extreme policies, illustrated by "IMO we should have a 100% tax rate on gambling winnings, as well as an all expenses paid trip to Guantanamo", matches Burns’s ruthless, out‑of‑touch policy ideas. Finally, the self‑deprecating "chud" identity and incel claim ("I’m an incel, and that’s based") echo Burns’s dark humor and disdain for the ordinary masses, making him a fitting Simpsons counterpart.

Your MBTI personality Type
Based on the user's tweets, the profile aligns most closely with INTJ. The user frequently reflects internally before sharing opinions, as seen in "I’m thinking of starting to post my own takes on here instead of just semi lurking…", indicating introversion. Their focus on abstract, theoretical topics like "AI kino" and references to Greek philosophers points to an intuitive (N) orientation. The tone is analytical and critical, e.g., "The level of histrionics going on in the reply section here is actually sickening", showing a thinking (T) preference. Finally, they make decisive, structured statements such as "IMO we should have a 100% tax rate on gambling winnings…" which reflects a judging (J) approach.

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PC builder, gaming nerd, political commentator, occasional philosopher. Built my first rig with a screwdriver & a YouTube tutorial.– @MannanaPeeled

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The Harvard Hegemon is a bold Old Fashioned with a twist, blending bourbon’s American grit with a shot of espresso to echo the tweet "I go to Harvard btw". A splash of Campari adds a bitter edge that mirrors the user’s cynical take in "Grifters always cannibalize each other when the opportunity presents". A dash of absinthe brings an odd, unsettling note, nodding to the self‑declared "I’m an incel, and that’s based". The drink’s balance of sweetness reflects the occasional self‑deprecating humor seen in "Thanks for 100 followers". Altogether the cocktail captures the user’s mix of intellectual ambition, provocative politics, and off‑beat humor.

Your Hogwarts House
Based on the tweets, they display a strong desire for personal advantage and strategic manipulation, hallmark of Slytherin. For example, they write "Mainstream conservatives need to realize that the problem with Fuentes and groypers in general is behavioral, not ideological." Their willingness to embrace controversial, self‑serving identities such as "I’m an incel, and that’s based. I’ll never be cool, and that’s not cringe." shows ambition and a disregard for conventional morality, another Slytherin trait. They also use intellectual references to bolster arguments, e.g., "Who we think of as the greatest Greek philosophers — Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle — were also some of the greatest contemporary critics…" indicating a cunning use of knowledge for influence. Overall, the tone is strategic and self‑interested rather than loyal or brave, aligning most closely with Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly declares themselves an outsider, e.g., "I’m an incel, and that’s based. I’ll never be cool, and that’s not cringe." This mirrors Radiohead’s "Creep" lyric "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo" and the sense of not belonging. Their frustration with social media, shown in "Ugh… so many unfollows… thus goes my stupid chud life," reflects the song’s yearning for acceptance. The cynical view of society in "Grifters always cannibalize each other when the opportunity presents" aligns with the song’s self‑deprecating tone. Overall, the themes of alienation, self‑identification as a misfit, and yearning for validation make "Creep" a fitting anthem.

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