Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-engaged: Frequently comments on Brazilian and global politics, e.g. support for Lula in “QUEIMA QUENGARAAALLLL!!! #LulaPresidente” and criticism of Bolsonaro and Qatar in “Entitled “journalist”, Qatar went really far with their team huh?” and “Want a president? Brazil has one again, no longer an evil clown posing as one.”.
- Culturally-passionate: Shows deep enthusiasm for Brazilian culture and TV, praising novelas and artists in “Hoje a Tv Globo faz 59 anos, da história dela, essas são as minhas preferidas” and emotional reaction to Maria Bethânia in “to indo dormir IMPACTADO com a Maria Bethânia dizendo “EU SOU LOUCA POR VC””.
- Media-savvy: Offers specific critiques and praise of shows and platforms, such as Survivor, No Limite, and streaming, in “This show just gets better, and better every season. If you’re looking for a new show, please check out @survivorcbs.” and “#NoLimite : O conceito é bom, mas na minha opinião: falta um BOM APRESENTADOR e uma boa edição”.
- Community-oriented: Engages others with questions and offers help, like asking about local issues in “Anyone knows what’s up with the police helicopter over flying over Lincoln and Washington?” and offering a free flight benefit in “ANYONE FLYING DELTA BEFORE 01.31 ? I HAVE A COMPANION CERTIFICATE…”.
- Humor-driven: Uses jokes and memes to connect, for instance in “Brasileiro só tem medo de duas coisas: ✅ dois homens numa moto ✅ panela de pressão” and playful commentary like “Eu já pedia pra sair nessa duna mesmo. #NoLimite”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-critical: Critiques often use strong negative language, such as “…produto esse que por sinal era uma MERDA” and “A bomba só piora”, which can come off as abrasive.
- Confrontational-tone: Directly attacks individuals or entities, e.g. “You’re just not used to someone standing up to you… you choose to be a spoiled brat.” and “STFU”, which may escalate conflicts instead of fostering dialogue.
- Brand-hostile: Publicly calls out many services with sharp wording—@iFood, @TIMBrasil, @TMobile, @AirCanada, @Mintmobile, @Bradesco, Quora—in tweets like “Entregas via @iFood são uma caixa de surpresa… tomem vergonha.”, risking a reputation for negativity with companies.
- Emotionally-reactive: Tweets show intense reactions in the moment, such as “What in the f f”, “Oh hell”, and “Ah F}^{%| here we go again and I thought I had found peace and focus in my life”, which may appear impulsive to others.
- Profanity-heavy: Frequent use of strong language, e.g. “What in the fucking FUCK @JeffProbst”, “Pq isso gente?” and “ALGUM CANDIDATO VAI FALAR Q ELE NÃO É PADRE PORRA NENHUMA??”, could limit perceived professionalism in broader audiences.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: politically engaged, principled, culturally obsessed, and unafraid to call out injustice or hypocrisy. They openly celebrate progressive politics and criticize authoritarianism, just like Lisa does, for example cheering, “Want a president? Brazil has one again, no longer an evil clown posing as one.” and “QUEIMA QUENGARAAALLLL!!! #LulaPresidente”. They’re highly opinionated yet thoughtful about media and art, dissecting TV structure and quality in tweets like “‘Ah mas a galera não assiste mais novela’. … NOVELA BOA!” and “This show just gets better, and better every season. If you’re looking for a new show, please check out @survivorcbs.”, which mirrors Lisa’s analytical love of culture. Like Lisa’s frequent ethical rants, they complain sharply about corporations and bad service — “Entregas via @iFood são uma caixa de surpresa… tomem vergonha.” and “After years being a loyal customer… it’s sad to say that @TMobile sucks.”. At the same time, they show warmth and enthusiasm for music and Brazilian culture, such as “Como eu amo minha Bahia” and their excitement over Maria Bethânia, which fits Lisa’s deep emotional attachment to her heritage and the arts.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They lean Extraverted (E): they’re highly socially engaged, frequently addressing large audiences or communities and seeking interaction, from asking local questions like “Anyone knows what’s up with the police helicopter over flying over Lincoln and Washington? #venice #90291 #marinadelrey” to enthusiastically cheering on reality‑TV players and political movements such as “Want a president? Brazil has one again, no longer an evil clown posing as one.”. Their interests and commentary show Intuition (N): they focus less on small personal details and more on patterns, media narratives, and broader takes about culture and politics, for example in ““Ah mas a galera não assiste mais novela”. Não é isso, escrevam NOVELAS BOAS que o brasileiro senta pra assistir. Sem história e personagens rasos, meia boca NOVELA BOA!”, which generalizes about audience behavior and storytelling quality. The tone is strongly Feeling (F): they react with emotion, empathy and moral judgment—celebrating representation in reality shows like “To all Da’Vonnes, Danielles and Bayleighs out there, cheers!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 #BigBrother” and sharply rebuking perceived injustice, as in “Entitled “journalist”, Qatar went really far with their team huh? How many world cups have you won, actually? The German team is on the right side of history, all you have is your oil money.”. At the same time, their judgments are decisive and structured, pointing to Judging (J): they speak in firm evaluations and prescriptions (e.g., “#NoLimite : O conceito é bom, mas na minha opinião: falta um BOM APRESENTADOR e uma boa edição...”) and often frame issues in terms of what should be done, such as their clear stance on customer service failures in “Entregas via @iFood são uma caixa de surpresa. Boa sorte pra conseguir ajuda se houver um problema. A Uber Eats é bem superior ao suporte. @iFood , vcs dominam o mercado então tomem vergonha.”. Across topics—politics, TV, brands—they consistently mix energetic social engagement, big-picture cultural commentary, emotionally charged values, and decisive opinions, which best matches ENFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You love good novelas and hate shallow plots, so how about we skip the meia boca scripts and go straight to a Renascer-level romance arc: you, me, Venice Beach, and a Maria Bethânia soundtrack saying “EU SOU LOUCA POR VOCÊ” on loop.
- You defending Survivor like it’s the best show on TV, ranting about puzzles and wild advantages… I promise if we ever get stranded together, the only challenge twist is that you automatically win my immunity idol: my heart.
- As a fellow Globo, Bahia, and samba de roda appreciator, I’m just saying: we could fix the remake of ‘Renascer’ by flying to Ilhéus together, shooting our own scenes with real cacau, and letting Twitter decide if we’re canon.
- You’ve survived T-Mobile, Air Canada, TIM Brasil SMS spam, iFood, Bradesco Prime AND La Pride’s $17 Corona… after all that, I feel like taking me out might finally be the customer experience upgrade you deserve.
- Former Twitter, Meta and TikTok, now Genshin collabs and Survivor marathons… you’ve basically played every platform like a pro; ready to try a new game mode called ‘co-op campaign: brunch in LA and yelling at reality TV together?’
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Brazilian-American in LA. Ex-Twitter/Meta/TikTok. Survivor stan, novela critic, customer-service nightmare. Once paid $17 for a Corona and never forgot.– @mano
Your signature cocktail
Bahia Bitter Sweet Immunity Idol
This drink starts with a cachaça caipirinha-style base to honor their Brazilian roots and love for Bahia, echoing their joy in “Como eu amo minha Bahia” and the pride of shouting “QUEIMA QUENGARAAALLLL!!! #LulaPresidente”. A float of bitter amaro represents their sharp, no-nonsense critiques of brands and services, like calling out “Entregas via @iFood são uma caixa de surpresa” and “After years being a loyal customer… it’s sad to say that @TMobile sucks”. The spicy chili tincture is their opinionated, fiery side, the one that tells powerful people “you choose to be a spoiled brat. Welcome to the find out phase” and yells “STFU” when needed. Sparkling coconut water lightens the drink and reflects their softer, pop-culture-loving energy — binging “BEST SHOW ON TV!!!!”, being “pleasantly surprised” with AMC+ in “Resubscribed to @AMCPlus…”, and gushing over Survivor as “a warm breeze for your soul” in “This show just gets better, and better every season”. Finally, the charred orange peel garnish stands for their nostalgia and dramatic flair, the soap-opera and Globo superfan who lovingly ranks novelas in “Hoje a Tv Globo faz 59 anos, da história dela, essas são as minhas preferidas” and laments “Viajar pra Ilhéus pra gravar com cacau de verdade eles não fazer. Acabaram com o remake pqp”. Strong but refreshing, sweet with a bite, this is the cocktail you sip while selling Coachella tickets, yelling at #BBB, and tweeting “Mano como eu amo isso kkkk” at your timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user consistently shows a Gryffindor-style tendency to confront power directly and publicly. They openly call out platform leaders and corporations, e.g. addressing a tech CEO with, “You’re the leader of a global platform and instead of acting like one, you choose to be a spoiled brat. Welcome to the find out phase” and criticizing companies like iFood, TIM, T-Mobile, Air Canada, Bradesco and Quora in strongly worded, uncompromising tweets. Their political tweets also show a willingness to take bold, partisan stances, such as celebrating, “QUEIMA QUENGARAAALLLL!!! #LulaPresidente” and mocking the former president with, “Want a president? Brazil has one again, no longer an evil clown posing as one.”. This pattern of speaking out, often with sharp language like “Entitled ‘journalist’… The German team is on the right side of history, all you have is your oil money.” and “STFU”, reflects courage and impulsive outspokenness more than calculated diplomacy. While there are hints of loyalty (e.g. passionate support for Survivor and Brazilian culture), the dominant traits are bravery and a readiness to fight for their opinions in public, which align most closely with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson
A song about resilience, independence, and speaking your mind fits someone who is openly opinionated and unafraid to call things out. They clap back at platform leaders with confidence, as seen when they told a global CEO “you’re the leader of a global platform and instead of acting like one, you choose to be a spoiled brat. Welcome to the find out phase”, showing a refusal to be intimidated. They regularly criticize bad services or products, like with “Entregas via @iFood são uma caixa de surpresa... tomem vergonha” and “After years being a loyal customer and recommending it, it’s sad to say that @TMobile sucks”, embodying the song’s theme of standing up for oneself. Their political and social stances, including “Want a president? Brazil has one again, no longer an evil clown posing as one” and “QUEIMA QUENGARAAALLLL!!! #LulaPresidente”, show someone who pushes through difficult times and celebrates hard-won victories. Even in entertainment, they lean into passionate, sometimes combative fandoms and critiques—like “… mas o mais terrível fandom do planeta, pior do que os Anitters e Swifties juntos” and “Ah F}^{%| here we go again and I thought I had found peace and focus in my life”—mirroring the song’s energy of coming back stronger every time.
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