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Lisa fits best because she’s highly self-aware, introspective, and often feels alienated from her peers, much like this user saying “I feel so disconnected from my peers” and “I am a background character in my own life..”. Lisa carries a lot of emotional pain and maturity beyond her years, similar to the user’s mix of dark humor and trauma processing in tweets like “Almost died when i was 13, ive been chasing that warm comforting feeling ever since” and “The fact my mother is to blame for majority of my sexual trauma is just.. man it hurts”. There’s also a strong intellectual and philosophical streak, reflected in posts such as “Not a big fan of thinking about the deceased in a past tense, theyre still around, i think, just maybe not physically” and the joke “Philosopher pronouns r he/hm”, which aligns with Lisa’s reflective nature. While Lisa is usually more outwardly functional and optimistic, both she and this user wrestle with feeling unseen, misunderstood, and burdened by their own minds. The user’s attempts to find meaning, support (e.g., inpatient stays and hotlines), and connection amid self-destructive patterns parallel how Lisa keeps searching for purpose and care in a family and world that often don’t know what to do with her depth.

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They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they describe themselves as disconnected and like a side character in their own life, e.g. “I feel so disconnected from my peers” and “I am a background character in my own life..”, and most of their posts center on their inner world, trauma, and self-hatred rather than active socializing. Their focus leans toward intuition (N): they frequently speak in metaphors and big-picture reflections such as “Almost died when i was 13, ive been chasing that warm comforting feeling ever since” and “its too much to hold and i just cant seem to get a good enough grasp”, showing emphasis on meaning and emotional symbolism over concrete sensory details. They are strongly feeling (F): decisions and commentary are grounded in emotional pain, relationships, and values, like promising their Owner they’ll stay alive for a year in “I ended up promising i would at least give Her a year” and the hurt over maternal betrayal in “The fact my mother is to blame for majority of my sexual trauma is just.. man it hurts”. Finally, they read as more perceiving (P) than judging: their life appears spontaneous and unstructured—cancelling therapy on impulse in “Cancelled all my future therapy and psych appointments ,”, frequently changing their layout in “Might fk around n change my layout again”, and b/p cycles and eating patterns that feel reactive rather than planned, like “I feel a b/p cycle coming on :/”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, metaphorical/abstract framing of experiences, and disorganized, reactive behavior aligns most closely with INFP.

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22 | he/him | Virgo. Survivor, dark humor enthusiast, and certified background character. Once threw up on a dude’s dick—still showed up to therapy.– @manorexia

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with whiskey to echo their #kms gallows humor and calorie-counting nihilism from “163 CALORIES for TWO shots of whiskey #kms”. Crème de menthe nods to the softer, oddly wholesome preferences under all the darkness, like “Goodnight to everyone except people who dont like mint flavored food”. The cold brew coffee brings that jittery, exhausted, never‑quite‑rested vibe of someone tweeting “What is even the point of living?” and “Im so tired i wanna go home”. Soda water lightens the body, mirroring the way they keep trying to treat life like a bit—see “Kms but with a bit of humor bc i think im allowed to smile while i die”—even when the subject matter is crushing. Finally, a dash of saline solution represents the blend of tears, hospital stays, and medical interference hinted in “how they know i attempted n got 302???” and “Im at the er for heart issues rn they keep asking abt my eating and water intake i dont want to tell them abt my ed”. The overall result is strong, bittersweet, and oddly refreshing—just like someone who can say “I feel so disconnected from my peers” and still crack a joke right after.

Your Hogwarts House
They show intense resourcefulness and survival-driven thinking, even around suicidality and self-harm, like when they joke-plan and problem-solve rather than just react: “I just wanna die why is end of life planning so difficult fuck man” and “Kms but with a bit of humor bc i think im allowed to smile while i die”. Their dynamic with their Owner also reveals a willingness to negotiate terms and make strategic promises, such as “I feel like a failure. i broke down and told my Owner abt my attempt n She was so calm and kind about it. I ended up promising i would at least give Her a year”, which shows long-term, conditional thinking even in crisis. They repeatedly lean into calculated self-destruction rather than impulsivity, tracking cycles and patterns: “I feel a b/p cycle coming on :/” and “Is #suicidetwitter actually a thing?? I wanna document my little rambling somewhere that isnt just my notes”, suggesting someone who documents and structures their pain rather than just feeling it. There’s also a sharp, dark wit and willingness to use their own suffering transactionally or provocatively, as in “If im being so honest i would probably cut for money” and “i rlly dont care if someone jerks off to my suffering, just ask I'll probably say yes 🤷♂️ or i could say no if u really want me to......”, which fits Slytherin’s pragmatic, boundary-testing nature. While they have moments of loyalty and attachment (to their Owner, their cat, and friends), those traits are filtered through a fundamentally self-preservational, calculating lens, making Slytherin the best fit overall.

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A well-fitting song for @manorexia is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which captures themes of intrusive self-destructive thoughts, depersonalization, and a morbid sense of humor. They openly frame suicidality with dark jokes, like “Turn your 'Want to's into 'Going to's :D' Im GOING TO kms :D” and “My fav joke is that im really bad at dying hence all failed attempts... nobody thinks im funny.......”, mirroring the song’s mix of horror and flippant tone. The feeling of being alienated from their own life in “I am a background character in my own life..” aligns with the song’s unsettling, dissociated narrative voice. Their repeated fixation on death and failed attempts, such as “The feeling of a failed attempt is just... so disheartening” and “Almost died when i was 13, ive been chasing that warm comforting feeling ever since”, matches the song’s dialogue with the self as both monster and victim. Even their mix of kink, trauma, and self-loathing—seen in “Engaging in puppyplay bc my parents didn't love me enough as a child”—fits the song’s eerie intimacy and themes of being controlled, hurt, and complicit in one’s own harm.

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