Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal friend: Expresses deep appreciation and support for friends, like the heartfelt shoutout to @rankokoss in “chiques yo no soy de tener preferencias en mutuals...”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of fear, anger, and joy, e.g. the near‑assault experience in “casi me atracan o me violan qsy pero fui super inteligente” and crying over reality‑show moments in “DIOS MIO LA AMOSTAD DE LORENA Y JUANSE ME HICIERON LLORAR 😭😭😭”.
- Humorous commentary: Uses jokes and self‑deprecating humor, like “tengo lo bailarín en la sangre solo falta que circule” and the playful Useless facts about me tweet “Useless facts about me ! Height: 1,76...”.
- Socially engaged: Actively comments on politics and media, e.g. criticizing a candidate in “este país se va ir a la mierda si ganas esta porquería” and calling out misogyny in “me parece super machista y misogino esto...”.
- Supportive promoter: Promotes and supports others’ projects, like boosting a friend’s business in “los invito apoyar el empredimiento de mi amiga val...” and encouraging followers to join his Spaces in “únanse a mi space todo flop”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity towards others, e.g. “COMAN MIERDA” and “que pedofilo de mierda”.
- Impulsive reactions: Responds intensely in the moment, such as “me dio rabia” and rage‑driven reality‑show comments like “un asco me da que @CanalRCN tengan en cuenta a un drogadicto...”.
- Conflict oriented: Engages heavily in online fights and drama, e.g. long rants about La Casa de los Famosos like “bueno team de Nicolas mierda, no podemos justificar la humillación...” and calling people hypocrites in “hipócritas la verdad, mejor me doy como dignidad y no hablarles mas”.
- Negative focus: Timeline is dominated by complaints and anger (politics, reality TV, concerts, city), for example “odio no vivir en bogotá, prácticamente en esa ciudad se consigue mas oportunidad laboral que en ctg 😭” and “que fomo me da no ir al concierto de bad bunny ashhh”.
- Public oversharing: Shares sensitive personal experiences and safety issues in detail, like the assault scare in “casi me atracan o me violan qsy pero fui super inteligente” and fears about motorizados in “ese dia le tengo traumas a los motorizados”, which could expose vulnerabilities.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, witty, and drama-loving but ultimately affectionate with their friends. Like Bart, they lean into playful troublemaking and irreverence, from yelling “COMAN MIERDA” to gleefully complaining about reality show villains in tweets like “Nicolas para mi es el famoso mas cringero…”. Their sense of humor is loud, hyperbolic, and a bit messy, as seen when they say “la casa de los violadores Colombia” and drag public figures with zero filter. At the same time, Bart’s softer, loyal side appears in how they hype mutuals and friends, like the heartfelt thread about a favorite oomf in “en finales de noviembre conocí un gran oomf que es @rankokoss…”. Their self-deprecating, comic-hero persona—e.g., “tengo lo bailarín en la sangre solo falta que circule” and treating uni and life as ongoing bits—also matches Bart’s tendency to turn everything into a joke, even when things are stressful. Overall, they are expressive, dramatic, and a little rebellious, but clearly driven by strong feelings about fairness, friends, and fandoms—very Bart-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly talk about going to university, buses, concerts, and doing Twitter Spaces with others, e.g. inviting people to join their Space and lamenting that no one joined in “NADIE SE UNIO ;V” and “únanse a mi space todo flop”, which shows a desire for interaction and an external audience. Their focus is strongly Sensing: tweets are grounded in concrete, daily life events—university, nearly getting assaulted, specific TV episodes, physical appearance and clothes—rather than abstract theorizing, e.g. “tengo una clase a las 2 de la tarde y todavía no me e' bañado” and “odio no vivir en bogotá, prácticamente en esa ciudad se consigue mas oportunidad laboral que en ctg 😭”. They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic: judgments are charged with emotion and moral language, like calling out hypocrisy and mistreatment in La Casa de los Famosos (“no podemos justificar la humillación y la provocación… simplemente es asqueroso”) and defending women and idols (“me parece super machista y misogino esto, espero que @TeamAriana tome las acciones legales”). Finally, they appear more Perceiving than structured Judging: they often act spontaneously (deciding to host a Space on the same day, or almost going late and unbathed to class), and their tone is improvisational and reactive, as in “tengo una clase a las 2 de la tarde y todavía no me e' bañado” and “mañana entro a la universidad (por tercera vez)”, showing a flexible, in-the-moment lifestyle rather than long-term orderly planning. Altogether, the highly social, sensory, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous style fits ESFP best: an outgoing, reactive "performer" type who lives in the moment and responds passionately to both pop culture and personal drama.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’ve got the dancing in your blood, it just needs to circulate—if you want, I can be your cardiologist and schedule us a night out so that rhythm finally kicks in.
- Height 1.76, Virgo, city girl xoxo, YouTube Music big 26… honestly your ‘Useless facts about me!’ tweet reads like a perfect dating profile—should I DM HR or can I apply for the ‘oomf boyfriend’ position directly?
- You almost got robbed by a motero, complain about packed buses, and still go back to Unisinu like a champ—if you can survive Cartagena + uni + La Casa de los Famosos Col3 drama, I’m sure you could handle one low‑pressure coffee date with me.
- You dragged Nicki, defended Taylor, and stan Sabrina, Doja, Jennie and Ariana—clearly your music taste is chaotic-neutral in the best way; how about we argue over playlists until ‘this song and doing it with him’ is actually about us?
- You opened that space, tweets all ready, and ‘nadie se unió ;v’… next time, invite me and I promise it won’t be a space flop; worst case, it becomes a private reality show where the only ship is you and me.
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Virgo, 1.76m, uni survivor & reality-show analyst from CTG. Once dodged a possible robbery on the way to class and still made it on time.– @mansbestjuan
Your signature cocktail
City Girl XOXO FOMO Fizz
This cocktail is loud and messy on purpose, like live-tweeting reality TV in all caps, powered by a double shot of dark rum for the chaotic, unfiltered rants in tweets like “COMAN MIERDA” and “la casa de los violadores Colombia #LaCasaDeLosFamososCol”. The spicy tamarind-chili syrup captures how they drag people and stand up to hypocrisy, as in “bueno team de Nicolas mierda, no podemos justificar la humillación y la provocación…”. Sparkling citrus soda (with orange for their fave fruit and lime for bite) reflects their playful side and uni hustle, matching “Useless facts about me ! … Fav fruit: naranja” and the “city girl” vibe of “City girl xoxo”. A splash of blue curaçao adds drama and FOMO melancholy, like “odio no vivir in bogotá, prácticamente en esa ciudad se consigue mas oportunidad laboral que en ctg 😭” and “MALDITO FOMO”. Finally, the marino-green sugar rim nods to their favorite color and soft, aesthetic side hinted in their bio (“(^▽^)/★☆♪”) and listed directly in “Fav color: verde marino”, making the drink look as extra as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Juan shows a strong pattern of standing up for his beliefs, even when it means calling people out directly and courting conflict. He repeatedly defends contestants he feels are being bullied or mistreated on La Casa de los Famosos, e.g. criticizing Nicolas’s behavior and those who support him as “asqueroso” in “bueno team de Nicolas mierda, no podemos justificar la humillación y la provocación…” and “el que este feliz por lo que dijo Nicolas puede ir buscando un psicólogo…”. There’s also a blunt readiness to confront hypocrisy and injustice in his own life, like distancing himself from friends over a man in “'igual somos amigos' que putas mrk me sacaban porque no me cae bien un man coman mrd mejor ahora con mas razón me alejo” and refusing to tolerate people he considers hypocritical in “hipócritas la verdad, mejor me doy como dignidad y no hablarles mas”. His tone is often impulsive and fiery, shown by caps and insults such as “COMAN MIERDA” and “me parece super machista y misogino esto, espero que @TeamAriana tome las acciones legales…”, which fits Gryffindor’s hot-headed courage more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin. While he does show loyalty to friends (e.g. openly appreciating a mutual in “conocí un gran oomf que es @rankokoss… gracias rank por ser mi oomf”), the dominant traits are bravery, confrontational defense of others, and moral outrage, all hallmarks of Gryffindor.
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Your song
thank u, next - Ariana Grande
Ariana fits them perfectly since they list her among their favorite artists in “Useless facts about me ! Height: 1,76 Sign: virgo Music: Sabrina, doja, jennie and ariana”, and thank u, next matches their dramatic but self-aware tone. The song is about turning chaos, heartbreak, and drama into growth, which mirrors how they vent about fake friends and then choose distance, like in “'igual somos amigos' que putas mrk me sacaban porque no me cae bien un man coman mrd mejor ahora con mas razón me alejo” and “hipócritas la verdad, mejor me doy como dignidad y no hablarles mas”. They’re also very emotionally expressive and a bit theatrical, crying over reality shows and concerts but still moving on, as seen in “DIOS MIO LA AMOSTAD DE LORENA Y JUANSE ME HICIERON LLORAR 😭😭😭” and “que fomo me da no ir al concierto de bad bunny ashhh”. Like the song, they turn every messy situation—friend drama, university stress, even scary moments in the street—into a narrative of survival and attitude, for example in “casi me atracan o me violan qsy pero fui super inteligente”. Overall, thank u, next captures their mix of vulnerability, shade, pop-culture obsession, and the determination to keep it moving with dignity.
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