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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty Humor: His sarcastic takes, like 'The Super Bowl is mad because I’ve seen so much about it in the last day but I’ve not seen anyone say which team won,' showcase his sharp comedic timing.
- Passionate: His deep love for music and architecture, evident in tweets like 'Snap out of it is Arctic Monkeys best song,' reveals his commitment to his interests.
- Observant: Will’s ability to notice and critique societal quirks, such as 'Why do they make it so hard to find out what super off peak is,' highlights his keen observational skills.
- Creative Thinker: His absurd ideas, like 'Inventing a caste system but it’s based on which limited edition oyster card you use,' show his imaginative and unconventional thinking.
- Self-Aware: Tweets like 'Been waiting all my life for a woman to approach me at a club and it finally happened and I will never forget how badly I fumbled it' reflect his ability to laugh at himself.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: His disdain for various groups and systems, such as 'FUCK THE GREEN PARTY,' can come across as overly negative.
- Impulsive: His chaotic gambling habits, like 'Pregaming the casino (gambling online),' reveal a tendency to act without much forethought.
- Judgmental: Tweets such as 'This guy might be the least funny comedian in the country' show a quickness to critique others harshly.
- Overcritical: His critiques of art and architecture, like 'This might be the worst art style I have ever seen,' suggest a tendency to focus on flaws over positives.
- Pessimistic: Statements like 'I hate this country so much' indicate a generally bleak outlook on life.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Will’s sarcastic and often cynical humor aligns with Moe’s personality. Like Moe, who has a rough exterior but hidden depths, Will’s tweets such as 'Been waiting all my life for a woman to approach me at a club and it finally happened and I will never forget how badly I fumbled it' reveal vulnerability beneath the sarcasm. Both have a chaotic yet endearing quality that draws people in.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Will’s ENTP personality shines through in his sarcastic humor, love for debate, and creative thinking. His tweet 'Inventing a caste system but it’s based on which limited edition oyster card you use' shows his imaginative side. His critiques of inefficiency, like 'fucking idiots man they think the way to make housing more affordable is to add more bureaucracy,' reflect his logical yet rebellious nature. ENTPs thrive on challenging ideas, much like Will’s tweets about societal quirks and inefficiencies.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an art nouveau building? Because you’re the most stylish thing I’ve seen all day.
- Do you like Oasis? Because you’ve got me standing on the shoulder of giants just to reach your level.
- Are you a limited edition oyster card? Because I’d invent a whole caste system just to put you on top.
- Are you a casino? Because I’m betting everything on you.
- Do you critique architecture? Because you just built a bridge to my heart.
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Sarcastic observer of life, music enthusiast (Oasis forever), architecture critic, and occasional blackout drunk. Fighting bureaucracy one tweet at a time. England is my muse and my nemesis.– @manspread69
Your signature cocktail
Oasis Sour
The 'Oasis Sour' captures Will’s love for British rock and his sharp, sarcastic personality. Whiskey reflects his classic taste, while the sour mix represents his biting humor, as seen in 'FUCK THE GREEN PARTY.' The egg white adds a layer of sophistication, much like his architectural critiques. A dash of bitters ties in his occasional cynicism, like 'I hate this country so much.'
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Will’s sarcastic wit, ambition, and penchant for critiquing inefficiency align with Slytherin traits. His tweet 'fucking idiots man they think the way to make housing more affordable is to add more bureaucracy' shows his cunning and strategic thinking. His love for music and architecture, such as 'Art nouveau is probably the best architectural style,' reflects a refined taste that Slytherins often possess. While his cynicism might seem harsh, it also highlights his drive to challenge the status quo.
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Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
This Oasis classic captures Will’s chaotic energy and love for the band. His tweet 'Snap out of it is Arctic Monkeys best song' reflects his passion for British rock. The song’s themes of rebellion and indulgence align with his tweets about drinking, such as '“Gen Z don’t drink” maybe I’m an exception but I get blackout drunk twice a week.' It’s an anthem for his carefree yet critical personality.
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