
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebellious teen who constantly pushes back against authority, much like @MantineMateo’s frequent angry outbursts such as "FUCK OFF YOU STUPID PRICK." The user’s frustration with their mother’s lack of empathy – "I love how my mom never tries to understand her own children's mental illnesses and instead just keeps instigating the issue" – mirrors Bart’s strained relationship with Marge. Their fear of revealing a mental‑health crisis to parents – "im at the point where I believe i do need to be admitted to the ward for 2 3 nights but I dont know how to mention that to my parents" – reflects Bart’s reluctance to show vulnerability. Finally, the teen’s disdain for school and authority – "I hate school I hate having to see my lying cheating ex everyday" – captures Bart’s classic school‑hating attitude.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show an introverted style by focusing on personal struggles, e.g., "I cant wait for Christmas because i can go buy bandaids and good shit to cut with because my grandma gives me money". Their sensing preference is evident in the concrete, bodily details such as "Short stomach and shoulder sesh, mostly styros!" and "I have a physical tmmr how do I gain 8 lbs". They make decisions based on personal values and emotions, as seen in statements like "I LOVE #shedtwt GET OUT DEPTH SHAMERS GET OUT FATPHOBES IM PRO RECOV I DONT LIKE DARKSHIPPING I LOVE HELLAVERSE I LOVE HETALIA I LOVE NGO IM A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST FUCK NAZIS". Their perceiving nature is reflected in their spontaneous, unstructured posting style and frequent changes in focus, for example "Trying another 24h fast" and "I am prepping for finals... and talking on discord".

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He/Him | Recovering teen, anime & music enthusiast, Jollytwt creator. Sharing hope, humor & memes (once tried to stitch beans for fun).– @MantineMateo

Your signature cocktail
The Bandaid Jester's Elixir blends the electric fizz of Monster Energy with the tart bite of lemon, mirroring Mateo’s mix of chaotic energy and sharp emotional pain, as they once wrote, "I cant wait for Christmas because i can go buy bandaids and good shit to cut with because my grandma gives me money". The deep red grenadine and blood‑orange juice represent the recurring “beans” and “bandaid” imagery in their self‑harm threads, echoing the tweet, "I love #shedtwt". A splash of blue curaçao adds a whimsical, mischievous hue that nods to their self‑described “Jesterkin and raccoon kemonomimi” persona, quoted in their post, "ok im being the worker I dont give a gaf I am jesterkin and raccoon kemonomimi". The garnish of an edible candy “band‑aid” ties together their love for Monster drinks and their ongoing journey toward recovery, as they affirm, "I'm pro recov". Overall, the drink balances bitter, sweet, and fizzy notes, capturing the roller‑coaster of emotions and fandom obsessions like Hellaverse that Mateo constantly references, such as "I LOVE HELLAVERSE I LOVE HETALIA".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows boldness and a willingness to confront difficult topics, such as when they write, "I love #shedtwt GET OUT DEPTH SHAMERS GET OUT FATPHOBES… I FUCK NAZIS…" indicating fearless activism. They also confront personal hardship head‑on, saying, "im at the point where I believe i do need to be admitted to the ward… but I dont know how to mention that to my parents," which reflects the courage to face painful truth. Their direct confrontations like "FUCK OFF YOU STUPID PRICK" and outspoken defense of their community further demonstrate Gryffindor‑style bravery and daring. While they also show loyalty to their online community, the dominant trait is their fearless self‑expression and readiness to stand up against oppression.

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The song "Hurt" captures their ongoing battle with self‑harm and feeling numb, reflected in tweets like "I want to cut but its cold and im lazy" and "I had a dream about cutting last night its a sign." Their admission of feeling like they need a hospital ward ("I believe i do need to be admitted to the ward") mirrors the lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel." The stark honesty and raw pain in "Hurt" aligns with their frequent "just tell me to die atp" and "I love #shedtwt" posts, showing a desire to confront inner torment. The song's refrain about being broken and searching for meaning resonates with their feelings of isolation and misunderstood mental illness. The somber tone of the Johnny Cash cover adds a reflective quality that matches their introspection.

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