Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual curiosity: She engages with complex topics ranging from Marx and psychology to literature like The Divine Comedy and Caderno Proibido.
- Resilience: Despite being "expelled from home", she secured a new job and maintains a sense of humor.
- Animal advocate: She expresses deep empathy for stray animals and supports new laws for animal protection.
- Disciplined athlete: She shows consistency in the gym, celebrating milestones like her 80kg leg press and love for bench presses.
- Cultural pride: She takes great pride in her Minas Gerais heritage and supports Brazilian cinema and actors.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive spending: She admits to buying products she regrets and mentions spending her entire salary on concerts.
- Family conflict: She describes her relationship with her mother as "impossible" and frequently vents about their public fallout.
- Health negligence: She admits to training without eating all day and traveling without her medication.
- Low frustration tolerance: Daily tasks like Excel and accounts or public transit make her "want to die".
- Social anxiety: She experiences high stress in social settings, such as dates during sports matches or hanging out with friends.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Maria aligns with Lisa Simpson through her blend of intellectualism, political activism, and intense personal passions. She identifies as a student of psychology and a reader of Marx, reflecting Lisa's academic nature and leftist leanings seen when she calls for the “taxação dos super ricos” or references “As Veias Abertas da América Latina”. Like Lisa, she is a staunch animal advocate who “queria adotar todos os animais do mundo” and fights for justice for pets. Despite her high-brow interests in cinema and literature like The Divine Comedy, she possesses a sharp, witty sense of humor regarding her chaotic personal life and niche interests, mirroring Lisa's role as the self-aware, often frustrated moral compass of a messy environment.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Maria leans toward Extroversion through her active social life, dates, and engagement in public discourse, such as the “#JustiçaPorOrelha” movement. Her Intuition is evident in her interest in Marxism, psychology, and abstract connections, such as seeing “hexa pelo metafísico” or discussing “arquétipo e inconsciente coletivo”. She demonstrates a Feeling preference by being highly expressive of her emotions, like when she “chorei na rua mesmo” out of empathy for a stray dog. Finally, her Perceiving nature shows through spontaneous decisions like “acabei de decidir qual tatuagem vou fazer” and a self-confessed struggle with organized tasks like “planilha, excel, preparar atas”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-volume set of bench presses? Because I think I’d die if I had to go through life without you in it.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a bus in Taubaté and way more interesting than a 'saBor energético' meme.
- Forget the aliens in Varginha or São Tomé das Letras—the most out-of-this-world thing I’ve seen today is your profile.
- If we go on a date, I promise not to take you to a 130-real sushi rodízio, but I will help you look for your favorite earring until we find it.
- You read Marx and study psychology? Then you must know that my heart is currently undergoing a structural revolution, and you're the only archetype I’m interested in.
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Psychology student and mineira navigating life’s B.O.s and gym PRs. Ask me about the time I went to São Tomé looking for ETs and only found a sunstroke.– @mantsca
Your signature cocktail
The Palestra Psyche
This drink captures the chaotic yet resilient spirit of a girl who declares “imagina nao nascer mineira? que mico”. The caffeine kick reflects her grueling schedule of “indo pro último 6x1 desse ano”, while the bitter amaro honors her bio’s commitment to 'sofro pelo palmeiras' and the fact that “perdi meu brinco favorito e essa informação está me corroendo”. Despite the bitterness of being “expulsa de casa”, the sparkling float represents her optimism for 2026, or at least the joy of “adotar todos os cachorros do mundo”. It’s a strong, complex mix that, much like Maria, refuses to be simple—as she notes, “o povo quer arquétipo e inconsciente coletivo agora”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Maria exhibits the classic Slytherin mix of raw ambition and pragmatic self-preservation, evidenced by her celebrating a new job and award nominations while declaring “hoje o brasil venceu duas vezes”. She displays a sharp, cunning wit and a focus on status, mocking those who weren't born in her region with “imagina nao nascer mineira? que mico”. Her resourcefulness and priority on her own well-being are clear when she chooses sleep over watching an awards show, noting her “sono ta sendo mais valioso” than supporting her 'boyfriend' Wagner Moura. Furthermore, her willingness to adopt a 'win at all costs' mentality for her team is peak Slytherin, as she admits she would “defender o terceiro mandato da Leila e fodase” just to secure a top player.
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Your song
Post Break Up Sex - The Vaccines
This song perfectly captures Maria’s current life stage, defined by navigating a recent breakup while maintaining an active, chaotic social life. She explicitly mentions “marquei o meu primeiro date pós término num bar pra assistir o choque rei”, mirroring the song's theme of using new encounters to move on. Her tweets reflect a mix of humor and self-deprecation regarding her romantic pursuits, such as wondering if “meu personal esta dando em cima de mim ou ele só é muito engraçadinho assim ?”. The indie-rock energy of the track fits her aesthetic of a student who “estudo psicologia” and deals with the stress of living in the interior of Minas Gerais. Ultimately, the song aligns with her desire to “performar matrimônio com ficante” while still dealing with the emotional fallout of being “expulsa de casa”.
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