Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially-aware: Calls out homophobia and machismo, e.g. criticizing Ferette’s homophobia in “o show de homofobia do Ferette pqp” and demanding Globo show Pedro’s crime in “só quero ver se a Globo vai mostrar pro Brasil o crime que esse fdp do Pedro cometeu pq do jeito que esse país é machista vai ter pessoas duvidando da Jordana #BBB26”.
- Sex-positive: Treats queer desire and affection as normal and joyful, like praising women loving women in “silêncio mulheres estão amando” and openly admiring sapphic couples in “luana maluf e a ale xavier formam um casalzão”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Shares strong feelings about characters and stories, such as being touched by a novela scene in “a gente ainda não tem noção do quão importante é essa novela pq não é possível que uma cena dessas não toque o coração de alguém” and ‘exploding with love’ in “tomara que eu exploda de tanto amor por Lorena e Eduarda”.
- Supportive-fan: Frequently uplifts actresses and couples, like praising Alanis as ‘a work of art’ in “Alanis é uma de obra de arte em forma de mulher” and celebrating real-life couples such as in “jogaram tanta praga nesse casal em 2025 e elas seguem juntíssimas”.
- Direct-communicator: Speaks in a clear, blunt way, e.g. the concise warning in “USEM A PORRA DA CAMISINHA” and the unfiltered judgment in “NOJENTO”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Uses insults and profanity toward people, e.g. calling someone ‘fdp do Pedro’ in “a mulher estava conversando normalmente com fdp do Pedro” and saying ‘meus sinceros VTNC’ in “cowboy com pena do Pedro meus sinceros VTNC #BBB26”.
- Aggressive-humor: Jokes can come off as hostile, like wanting to physically harm a character in “meu sonho dá um soco na Lucélia” or mocking someone as ‘o homem mais burro da história’ in “ferette o homem mais burro da história”.
- Objectifying-tone: Frequently reduces people to looks or body parts, such as ‘a lorena tem 3kg de buceta’ in this tweet and focusing mainly on physical traits in “mulheres mexendo no cabelo é uma das coisas mais sexy que existe capaz de alterar a química de um cérebro”.
- Conflict-oriented: Often frames commentary in terms of fights or hatred, like cheering gays fighting over someone in “as gays bonitas brigando pelo gay feio” and saying ‘essa mona se acha fodona kkkk’ in this tweet.
- Cynical-outlook: Tends to emphasize negativity about shows or outcomes, like calling a plot ‘um plot horroroso’ in “seria um plot horroroso” and labeling a reality show ending as ‘que final merda’ in “nossa que final merda essa do Ilhados Com a Sogra”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits Manu best because she’s sharp, emotionally intense, and strongly opinionated about social issues. Manu mixes pop culture obsession with serious commentary, like calling out homophobia and machismo in tweets such as “o show de homofobia do Ferette pqp” and “só quero ver se a Globo vai mostrar pro Brasil o crime que esse fdp do Pedro cometeu pq do jeito que esse país é machista vai ter pessoas duvidando da Jordana #BBB26”, which matches Lisa’s moral outrage streak. At the same time, Manu is deeply nerdy about her niche passions (lesbian ships, novelas, The L Word, women’s football), seen in tweets like “estou obcecada pela boss adúltera Bette Porter” and “cara depois que surgiu Lorena e Eduarda a gente quase não tem pessoas comentando sobre GLs, Depois da Meia Noite e Xeque Mate”, which mirrors Lisa’s intense fandoms (jazz, books, causes). Manu’s mix of romantic idealism and overanalysis of couples—“ficar asssim com a pessoa que a gente gosta é uma das melhores sensações” and “a gente ainda não tem noção do quão importante é essa novela pq não é possível que uma cena dessas não toque o coração de alguém”—also reflects Lisa’s sentimental, highly reflective nature. Finally, the self-aware, slightly chaotic humor in the bio “não me peça coerência” and chaotic horny jokes like “a lorena tem 3kg de buceta” feel like an adult, very-online version of Lisa’s combination of earnest ethics and repressed-but-present mischief.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly social, outwardly expressive, and energized by interacting with fandoms, sports, and reality shows, which fits Extroversion: they constantly comment on public events and relationships (e.g., Big Brother and novelas) and use animated language like “genteee que baixaria imagina quando entrar o álcool na cabeça desse povo” and “silêncio mulheres estão amando”. Their focus leans toward patterns, ships, and meanings in media rather than concrete facts, showing Intuition—for example, analyzing couple dynamics in novelas: “enquanto todos os outros casais da novela são extremamente complementares, Vileo parece faltar algo” and projecting future plots like “Lorena ainda não sabe, mas ela será pedida em casamento nesse jantar”. They prioritize emotional reactions, values, and social justice over cold logic, consistent with Feeling: they get outraged at homophobia and sexism (“o show de homofobia do Ferette pqp”, “só quero ver se a Globo vai mostrar pro Brasil o crime que esse fdp do Pedro cometeu pq do jeito que esse país é machista...”) and melt over affection between women (“ficar asssim com a pessoa que a gente gosta é uma das melhores sensações”). Their style is spontaneous, reactive, and flexible rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving—they live in the ongoing chaos of live TV commentary and fandom hype rather than talking about plans or routines, and their own bio “não me peça coerência” reinforces a more improvisational, go‑with‑the‑flow nature. Altogether, the energetic social engagement, pattern-focused media analysis, strong value-driven reactions, and spontaneous tone best match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Manu, you said the skinny, awkward, big-nosed guy is more interesting than the muscular pretty boy who can’t form a sentence… lucky for me I’m awkward, wordy as hell, and here to overcompensate with coherent flirting.
- You’re out here defending Lorena & Eduarda, crying over Valu, rewatching The L Word and calling Bette a ‘boss adúltera’… at this point I’m just applying to be another tragic lesbian storyline in your life, but this time with a happy ending.
- You called Alanis ‘a work of art in the shape of a woman’ and said women fixing their hair can change your brain chemistry—should I just tuck my hair behind my ear while we watch Três Graças together, or is that too strong a placebo for your heart?
- Between BBB26 rants, football takes about your ‘Galão’, and midnight shifts being your ‘new nightmare’, you literally deserve someone who waits for you with a post-plantão snack and a Três Graças episode queued up. I volunteer as that extremely gay emotional support human.
- If Lorena has 3kg of pussy, The L Word is your comfort show, and you only trust women with real bodies and messy hearts… statistically speaking, the only coherent thing for you to do now is go on a date with me and let chaos and sapphism handle the rest.
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Lesbian TV & football night-shift analyst. Once screamed at a BBB contestant between patients and called it self‑care. Opinions, not coherence.– @manucorre1a
Your signature cocktail
Loquinha Fizz de Jalapão
The cachaça with chili brings a bold, fiery kick that matches Manu’s intense way of calling things out, like yelling “USEM A PORRA DA CAMISINHA” and dragging machismo in “só quero ver se a Globo vai mostrar pro Brasil o crime que esse fdp do Pedro cometeu”. Passion fruit puree represents her obsessive, sapphic fangirl heart, eternally apaixonada por casais like Lorena e Eduarda in “tomara que eu exploda de tanto amor por Lorena e Eduarda” and the soft family vibes of “silêncio mulheres estão amando”. The pink grapefruit soda is fizzy and slightly bitter, echoing her sharp humor in “essa mona se acha fodona kkkk” and her love for the narigudo, magricelo desengonçado over the óbvio gostosão in “veja bem o narigudo, magricelo, desengonçado é muito mais interessante”. A dash of bitters nods to her darker, real-world worries, like thinking about guerra in “se rolar uma Terceira Guerra Mundial será o fim da terra literalmente” and her frustration with homofobia in “o show de homofobia do Ferette pqp”. Finally, edible glitter or a sugar rim reflects the glamorous, novela-fandom sparkle of her timeline — from obsessing over Alanis and Giovanna in “a NAMORADA da Juquinha é gata em voz alta” to declaring “a gabi medvedosvsky é belíssima de qualquer jeito” — because even when she’s dragging alguém, she’s doing it with main-character shine.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Manu consistently shows a bold, confrontational personality that aligns strongly with Gryffindor traits of bravery and standing up for beliefs. She openly calls out misogyny and sexual violence, e.g. criticizing the BBB contestant Pedro and Brazil’s machismo in “só quero ver se a Globo vai mostrar pro Brasil o crime que esse fdp do Pedro cometeu pq do jeito que esse país é machista vai ter pessoas duvidando da Jordana #BBB26”, and showing zero hesitation to take a hard public stance. Her language is frequently fiery and impulsive, as in “USEM A PORRA DA CAMISINHA” and “meu sonho dá um soco na Lucélia”, reflecting the classic Gryffindor tendency to react passionately and immediately. She also rails against homophobia and transphobia, for example denouncing Ferette’s homophobia in “o show de homofobia do Ferette pqp” and criticizing a "tinha que ser trans" joke in “a mulher na maior emissora do país com um papel importante se prestando a isso”, showing moral courage and a readiness to confront prejudice. While she clearly has empathy and loyalty toward queer women and fictional couples she loves, the dominant impression is of a loud, gutsy, values-driven person who dives into conflict rather than avoiding it, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits Manu because it celebrates unapologetic self-acceptance, queerness, and attitude, which is exactly how they present themselves. Their bio, “não me peça coerência”, already shows a refusal to conform, mirroring the song’s pride in being different. Manu is openly sapphic and obsessed with lesbian couples and representation, constantly praising women loving women, like when they gush over Lorena and Eduarda in novelas: “a gente ainda não tem noção do quão importante é essa novela pq não é possível que uma cena dessas não toque o coração de alguém” and “silêncio mulheres estão amando”. They also call out homophobia and machismo head-on, for example in “o show de homofobia do Ferette pqp” and “só quero ver se a Globo vai mostrar pro Brasil o crime que esse fdp do Pedro cometeu pq do jeito que esse país é machista vai ter pessoas duvidando da Jordana #BBB26”, embodying the song’s defiant, activist spirit. Between their passionate stanning of queer couples, love for women’s football and The L Word, and their loud, proud online persona, Born This Way captures both their identity and how fiercely they defend it.
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