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Your Simpsons character
The user’s profile is dominated by violent, extremist rhetoric and a self‑styled cult‑like ideology, which matches the personality of Sideshow Bob, the erudite yet murderous recurring villain of The Simpsons. Tweets such as "I am going to murder Nemo Literam." and "We need to behead this guy." show a willingness to commit murder, echoing Bob’s constant plots to kill Bart and the Simpson family. The user also uses high‑brow political language – "The Forces of Production have been used for thousands of years…" – reminiscent of Bob’s literary references and pretentious speech. Their bio about making the heart "cruel, hard, and immovable" mirrors Bob’s cold, calculated determination. Overall, the combination of intellectual posturing and violent intent best aligns with Sideshow Bob.

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The individual displays extroverted tendencies through their provocative and combative tweeting style, indicating a preference for engaging openly with others, as seen in tweets like 'I don't think conservatives of any kind can be part of any civilized society.' This suggests an intuitive approach to processing information, focusing on abstract ideas and possibilities rather than concrete facts ('The Cult of the Supreme Being was Robespierre engaging in popularism...'). They also show a tendency towards objective decision-making, emphasizing logic and critique, as noted in 'I've been saying for months that being right wing necessitates being pro-rape.' Lastly, their spontaneous and flexible approach aligns with a perceiving lifestyle, evidenced by their numerous off-the-cuff remarks and willingness to adapt, such as 'Insane how everyone has 1984 level surveillance... but at the same time you can just kill a guy in public and get away with it.'

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History junkie, coffee lover, and meme curator who once got lost on a virtual Long March. Discussing politics, tech & culture with a dash of irony.– @MAOCHUD_

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The Cult of Reason cocktail is a bitter, smoky brew that mirrors @MAOCHUD_'s relentless aggression and revolutionary fervor. Its deep red beet juice echoes the blood‑soaked rhetoric like "We need to behead this guy." The smoky mezcal and charred cinnamon represent the "long march" and the fiery calls to "kill a guy in public" found in tweets such as "If you're at least moderately intelligent… you can just kill a guy in public now and probably get away with it." A splash of black absinthe adds the nihilistic, "no mercy" vibe from their bio: "We will make our hearts cruel, hard, and immovable." Finally, a dash of hot chili oil reflects the volatile, incendiary tone of tweets like "The right has nothing so they're trying to humanize Epstein…"

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s bio declares a desire to make “our hearts cruel, hard, and immovable, so that no mercy will enter them,” which reflects the ruthless ambition and desire for power prized by Slytherin. Their tweets repeatedly glorify violent domination, such as “We need to behead this guy.” and “If you're at least moderately intelligent… you can just kill a guy in public now and probably get away with it.” This shows a cunning, strategic mindset focused on achieving personal or ideological goals by any means. The repeated calls for revolutionary overthrow (“The right has nothing… they’re trying to humanize Epstein…”) further illustrate a drive for control and superiority, hallmarks of Slytherin. Consequently, the overall pattern aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The bio’s declaration of making "hearts cruel, hard, and immovable…no mercy…a sea of enemy blood" mirrors the song’s aggressive, defiant tone. A tweet that says "If you're at least moderately intelligent and have a clear head you can just kill a guy in public now and probably get away with it" reflects the same reckless rejection of authority echoed in the chorus "Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me." The user’s claim "I don’t think conservatives of any kind can be part of any civilized society" shows the anti‑establishment anger that fuels the song’s critique of oppressive forces. Their lament "We live in the bleakest possible world…people are literally rotting to death" aligns with the song’s bleak view of a corrupt system that must be challenged. Overall, the relentless, aggressive energy and the message of standing up against power in "Killing in the Name" best fits this extremist, violent, revolutionary mindset.

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