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Your Simpsons character
Figo embodies the cynical, hyper-critical energy of The Simpsons’ Comic Book Guy, often critiquing media and pop culture with dry sarcasm, such as when they noted “a primeira coisa que eu vejo ao entrar denovo nesse site infernal é um post de IA”. Like Jeff Albertson, they are deeply immersed in geek subcultures, frequently discussing One Piece and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, while maintaining a superior tone regarding others' intelligence, claiming “existem pessoas piores” to boost their own self-esteem. Their penchant for gatekeeping is evident in their take on coffee, asserting that “se vc considera qualquer coisa além do 6F como café, você tem o mesmo mal gosto que os americanos”. Ultimately, Figo shares that signature mix of nihilism and obsessive fandom, declaring “it’s twitover” whenever their high standards for the digital world are not met.

Your MBTI personality Type
Figo exhibits Introversion (I) through a cynical view of social platforms, stating “people on twitter don't really exist” and preferring to “hibernate for 3-4 months”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their fascination with abstract concepts like “conscious machines” and geopolitical thought experiments. A strong Thinking (T) preference is shown through blunt, often dark humor and a priority for logic over social harmony, such as arguing that “binary politics is a control tool”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their spontaneous, chaotic posting style and their admission of a declining “moral compass” rather than following rigid societal structures.

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Chemistry student and Vasco da Gama enthusiast. Ask me about JoJo lore, the ethical implications of sentient AI, or my collection of lab-grade spatulas.– @maquinoide

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This experimental concoction reflects a persona built on chaos and contradictions, specifically the identity of “the android 16 with the camisa do vasco”. The base is a strong, cynical spirit, mirroring someone who believes “Binarismo politico é uma ferramenta de controle” while simultaneously admitting “Eu quero machucar outras pessoas”. To respect his chemistry background and allergies, the drink includes no mango because he is “alergico a manga”, but it packs a punch strong enough to handle someone who claims “fiz um canhão magnetico anti material militar caseiro”. It is served in a 'cursed' glass, inspired by the horror of “O CHOPPER SEM CHAPEU”, offering a bitter aftertaste perfect for entering “o maximo de discussões com estranhos no twitter possível”.

Your Hogwarts House
Figo demonstrates a distinct Ravenclaw profile through a combination of analytical curiosity and a pursuit of specialized knowledge, specifically within the field of chemistry. He shares that his path to university was paved by finding the right teacher to give him the “step by step” for complex chemical processes, and he expresses genuine excitement for “learning something new” in a formal academic setting. His wit often leans toward philosophical and social analysis, pondering the “popular opinion when a conscious machine is actually made” and criticizing the lack of historical context in modern debates. Even his hobbies reflect a preference for intricate lore and intellectual consistency, such as his deep dives into JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or his critique of “propaganda” versus gameplay mechanics. Ultimately, his use of the internet as a tool for observation and intellectual critique aligns him firmly with the house of the wise.

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@maquinoide displays a cynical, post-modern worldview shaped by technology and a sense of impending societal collapse. They frequently joke about the futility of online life, stating “the people on Twitter don't really exist” and predicting human extinction via “nuclear wars”. Their fascination with the boundary between humanity and machines is evident in their avatar—Android 16—and their musings on when “a conscious machine is really made”. The song’s themes of living in a world governed by digital fiction and losing touch with reality perfectly mirror Figo's perspective that “political binarism is a control tool”.

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