
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson, who is intensely devoted to the things and people she loves and will argue fiercely for them. They repeatedly defend their faves with moral certainty, saying things like “Defenderei o BTS e o CORTIS sim bbs” and “Defenderei o cortis com todas as minhas forças💪”, which mirrors Lisa’s principled, protective nature. Like Lisa when she rants about injustice, this user is quick to call out perceived wrongs and hypocrisy, as in “Gente, é simples Se atacou, tem que ser atacado de volta” and “se o cortis são tão insignificantes assim, pq os outros fandom implicam tanto? É medo é?”. At the same time, they’re emotionally expressive and a bit dramatic about what they care about, for example “se eu nao for no show do bts vou ficar maluca” and “agr é pra valer né bts😭😭😭”, just like Lisa’s intense reactions to music, causes, and her idols. Their loyalty to a small group (CORTIS, Martin, their squad) and frustration with a chaotic wider crowd (“O fandom tá virando uma desgraça, ainda mais com esse demônios desocupados fazendo fofoca”) also fits Lisa’s dynamic of loving her close circle while being exasperated by everyone else.

Your MBTI personality Type
They present as clearly Extraverted: they seek interaction, talk about wanting more fandom friends, and publicly affirm their social circles, e.g. “quero amigar com os armycoer😭😭” and “ao melhor squad do cortis @vaitercortisim Amo todos voces, obrigada por tudo!!!! 2026 vai ser muito melhor🧡”, which shows energy gained from community. Their focus is strongly Sensing, grounded in concrete events and people rather than abstractions: they react to specific fandom incidents and performances, like “quero saber que crime o cortis cometeu 🤷🏽♀️” and “se eu nao for no show do bts vou ficar maluca”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, using emotional language, loyalty, and moral defense of their faves rather than detached logic, as in “Defenderei o BTS e o CORTIS sim bbs” and “não aceito que falem mal do Martin e de nenhum outro membro do cortis na minha frente não, eu mato e morro por eles”. Their style is also Judging: they make firm value judgments and draw clear lines about what is acceptable, for instance “Gente, é simples Se atacou, tem que ser atacado de volta” and “Defenderei o cortis com todas as minhas forças💪” show strong, decided stances. Overall, their combination of outward sociability, concrete fandom focus, emotional loyalty, and decisive moral positions fits best with ESFJ.

Some pickup lines for you

Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Full-time BTS & CORTIS defender, part-time chaos coordinator. Once nearly cried over a ticket queue and still showed up streaming like it was my job.– @maracujaesol

Your signature cocktail
Passion fruit vodka stands for their loud ARMY/coer passion and chaotic devotion, like when they yell “se eu nao for no show do bts vou ficar maluca” and “Defenderei o BTS e o CORTIS sim bbs”. Spiced chili syrup captures the way they clap back at antis with fire, as in “Gente, é simples Se atacou, tem que ser atacado de volta” and “Idai cachorra vagabunda, a vida é deles e eles fazem oq quiser eu hein”. Violet liqueur is for the soft, loyal, romantic side that shows up with BBZAO and crush talk, like “Vão tirando o olho do homi dos outros, marido dos outros não é presente de Deus. BBZAO TE AMO” and “Meu crush secreto no Twitter é @keotario ➡️”. Sparkling lime soda reflects their hyper, meme-y timeline energy in tweets like “Wake up in day one” and the way they scream “CORTIS EU SINTO MUITO ORGULHO DE VOCÊS!!”. A smoked sea salt rim adds that slightly bitter, defensive edge against messy fandoms, echoing “O fandom tá virando uma desgraça, ainda mais com esse demônios desocupados fazendo fofoca” and “Povo chato do krlh”, making the drink as intense and unapologetic as their TL.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they are combative, outspoken, and ready to stand up for what they believe in. They repeatedly frame conflict as something to be met head‑on, for example saying “Gente, é simples Se atacou, tem que ser atacado de volta”, which reflects a bold, confrontational sense of justice rather than patience or diplomacy. Their fierce defense of their faves—“Defenderei o cortis com todas as minhas forças💪” and “Defenderei o BTS e o CORTIS sim bbs”—shows a willingness to "fight" for their side, a hallmark of Gryffindor loyalty expressed through courage and militancy. They talk about "humilhar os antis" in “como eu me sinto depois de humilhar os antis do cortis🙏🙏”, which suggests a bit of a hero/warrior mentality, enjoying the role of frontline defender rather than quiet supporter. Finally, their dramatic, almost life‑or‑death phrasing—“não aceito que falem mal do Martin… eu mato e morro por eles”—captures the impulsive, passionate extremity that fits Gryffindor far more than the steadiness of Hufflepuff, the strategizing of Slytherin, or the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw.

Your movie

Your song
A song that best fits them is Mic Drop (Steve Aoki Remix) by BTS because their timeline is full of fiery defense and flexing, just like the song’s defiant lyrics. They constantly defend BTS and CORTIS with an unapologetic attitude, saying things like “Defenderei o BTS e o CORTIS sim bbs” and “Defenderei o cortis com todas as minhas forças💪”, which mirrors the track’s confident, battle-ready energy. Their confrontational stance toward antis — for example “Gente, é simples Se atacou, tem que ser atacado de volta” and “Só sabe falar do bts sua desgraça” — fits perfectly with the song’s message of shutting down haters. At the same time, their pride in their faves, shown in “CORTIS EU SINTO MUITO ORGULHO DE VOCÊS!!” and “CHUPA KRLH!!! OT7 VIVAO”, reflects the victorious, celebratory tone of Mic Drop. Overall, their loud, loyal, and combative fan persona is almost a direct embodiment of the song’s "you can’t touch us" attitude.

Your time travel destination

Your video game

Your spirit animal

Your (un)funny joke

Your superpower

Your fictional best friend

Your dream vacation

Your alternate career path

Your celebrity match

Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 16 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
maracujaesol
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom