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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as a passionate, hyper-online fan with strong opinions and niche fixations, much like Lisa Simpson when she gets obsessed with a cause or a fandom. They’re very earnest about their media, correcting people’s readings of lore and relationships, as seen when they say “judging by what you said that phaideirice are not close in game, it's clear you didn't pay attention to the quest”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to lecture others when they miss the point. There’s also a clear emotional investment in characters and story, from “I finished reverse: 1999 2.4 main story event! I might post some screenshots of the story here” to anxious attachment like “she's going to die, isn't she”. At the same time, they’re self-aware and a bit dramatic in a funny way, like Lisa when she slips into melodrama, for example “I literally have no mental disorders I just hang out with you guys for fun” and “wahhhh serious of dusk is so boring but I want ms newbabel's skin”. Their mix of earnest critique, fandom brain, and slightly theatrical frustration—such as “Oh my God capcut is so hungry for money, FUCK YOU MEAN I NEED TO PAY JUST TO REMOVE A WATERMARK????”—fits Lisa better than the more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their bio emphasizes boundaries and consent with DNFWC and an RP focus rather than clout-seeking, and they often joke from the sidelines instead of centering themselves socially, e.g. “I literally have no mental disorders I just hang out with you guys for fun” and “dos anyone want to play cars with me . 🚗 🚙🚘 🚙 🏎️ 🚗 🚗”, which sounds like a small-circle, online‑comfort vibe rather than in‑person extroversion. Their focus on fictional lore, symbolism, and ships suggests Intuition (N): they obsess over character relationships and narrative possibilities like “judging by what you said that phaideirice are not close in game, it's clear you didn't pay attention to the quest” and meta takes like “propaganda im NOT falling for: March is Cyrene”, which shows interest in interpretations rather than just surface facts. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, reacting in an emotive, value‑driven way – worrying about characters’ fates in “she's going to die, isn't she”, complaining about portrayals in “barbara's portray”, and using strong affective language like “MARCHIEEEEE MARCHIEEEE”. Their timeline looks spontaneous and mood-based rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they bounce between topics—gacha pulls, leaks, random screenshots, jokes about not sleeping like “can't sleep” and impulse projects like “that aglaea leak made me crashed out so bad I need to calm myself down by creating ciphlaea on gacha life 2 (I fell asleep and haven't finish it yet)”—which fits an unstructured, go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle. Taken together—private but expressive, deeply invested in fictional worlds and relationships, emotionally driven reactions, and a loose, spontaneous posting style—INFP best matches their online persona.

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Voyager • he/him • RP & game ramblings from the Abyss of Fates. Once replayed an event just to screenshot one (1) line of dialogue.– @marchkisser

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White rum stands for their chaotic-gamer energy and tendency to yell about banners, leaks, and stages, like in “STAGE 20 MONYET HUHU AWAS YA GUA AKAN BALAS DENDAM 🫵” and “got p1 37 and p1 joe, I'll never pulling on double banner again”. Sweet, slightly floral lychee juice captures the soft side behind the chaos, the one posting things like “she's so pretty”, “Cutie”, and obsessing over March 7th in “MARCHIEEEEE MARCHIEEEE”. Blue curaçao colors the drink like a digital sky and space, tying into the Abyss of Fates, Amphoreus vibe and moments like “am I tripping or the sky glitched”. Tonic water adds a bitter edge for their sharp, opinionated side when they drag takes and leakers, e.g. “fuck em leakers” and “judging by what you said that phaideirice are not close in game, it's clear you didn't pay attention to the quest”. Finally, edible silver glitter reflects their sparkly, ship-editing, OC-loving ‘Voyager’ persona from “i should post my little ship edits here ...” and their intro thread “This is an OC (modern AU) RP ACC, you can just refer me as Voyager”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a consistent pattern of analysis and close reading of stories and characters, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. For example, they correct someone’s take on character relationships by appealing to textual evidence in a very detail‑oriented way: “judging by what you said that phaideirice are not close in game, it's clear you didn't pay attention to the quest”. They also enjoy theorizing and debating game mechanics and roles, as seen in questions like “Is Dark March a support?” and build optimization posts such as “Which relic and planar should I use for DHPT?”, which show methodical thinking. Their creativity and love of concepts and ships (OCs, edits, and pairings like “// If I post my march oc x cc here you guys won't throw tomatoes at me right,, ” and “i should post my little ship edits here ...”) further reinforces a Ravenclaw bent toward imaginative exploration. While there are moments of passion or loyalty to characters and friends, the dominant throughline is intellectual engagement with media—analyzing lore, questioning interpretations, and tinkering with builds—which best fits Ravenclaw.

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The best-fitting song is Love Story because they are deeply ship- and romance-brained, constantly posting edits and art of pairs like “catpher ❤️❤️”, “#ciphlaea ♡”, and “march 7th :)”. Their bio line, “the moon is beautiful ♭”, echoes the understated, poetic confession vibe at the core of the song. They talk about OCs and RP like an ongoing romantic narrative, e.g. “anything for voyager ♡” and their RP intro about Voyager, which parallels the way Love Story turns feelings into a dramatic, continuous story. Even when they joke or complain about games, there’s a consistent undercurrent of attachment and yearning, such as “but I miss you, come here”, reinforcing the dramatic, heart-on-sleeve mood present throughout the song. Overall, their blend of softness, shipping, and melodramatic devotion lines up closely with the romantic fairytale energy of Love Story.

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