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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: His tweets about his girlfriend, family, and friends, such as 'manos minha namorada eh linda', show his loving and caring nature.
- Humorous: Marco's ability to laugh at himself, like in 'comprei um xbox one pensando que era um series s', highlights his comedic side.
- Resilient: He adapts to challenges, such as deciding not to walk to his course after an attempted assault ('desde que tentaram me assaltar não vou pro curso andando').
- Passionate: His devotion to Flamengo football and heavy metal is evident in tweets like 'MEU AMIGO EU SOU FLAMENGO NASCI FLAMENGO E VOU MORRER FLAMENGO.'
- Creative: Marco's unique humor and storytelling, such as naming his horse 'Mary Jane' in RDR, reflect his imaginative side.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: His tweet 'amanhã vou estudar é o caralho, AQUI É FLAMENGO PORRA' shows his tendency to put off responsibilities.
- Self-Doubt: He often expresses frustration with himself, like in 'namoral, nao consigo estudar mais de 4h por dia, me sinto um lixo.'
- Overthinking: Marco worries about things like buying a book he might not read ('gosto demais de senhor dos anéis, mas tenho medo de comprar o livro e ter preguiça de ler').
- Impulsiveness: His accidental Xbox purchase ('comprei um xbox one pensando que era um series s') shows a lack of careful decision-making.
- Anxiety: He frequently expresses fear and stress, such as 'tenho mó medo de morrer por um motivo mt idiota.'
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Marco's chaotic yet lovable personality mirrors Homer Simpson's. His tweet 'comprei um xbox one pensando que era um series s' reflects Homer's impulsiveness. His deep love for his family and girlfriend ('manos minha namorada eh linda') matches Homer's big heart. Marco's humorous take on life, like 'beijei um mano sem querer nesse jg e foi na hora que minha mãe passou na sala,' is pure Homer energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Marco's tweets suggest he's an ESFP: extroverted, sensing, feeling, and perceiving. His extroversion shines in his love for social interactions ('vê meus amigos foi mt bom que sdds dos meus amigos amo meus amigos'). His sensing side is evident in his appreciation for life's tangible joys, like gaming and football. His emotional tweets, such as 'manos minha namorada eh linda,' highlight his feeling nature. Finally, his spontaneous and humorous approach to life, like 'comprei um xbox one pensando que era um series s,' reflects his perceiving trait.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Flamengo game? Because my heart races every time I think about you.
- Are you Mary Jane? Because I'd ride through the wild west just to keep you safe.
- Do you play Mortal Kombat? Because you've just finished me with your smile.
- Are you a Metallica song? Because you're stuck in my head like 'Enter Sandman.'
- You're like a perfect TL—calm, inspiring, and everything I've been searching for.
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Flamengo die-hard, metalhead, and nerd-in-residence. Gamer, meme enthusiast, and accidental kisser. Living for the chaos of life, love, and lagarto fights.– @marcobanished
Your signature cocktail
Flamengo Fireball
The 'Flamengo Fireball' captures Marco's fiery passion for his football team and his chaotic energy. Spiced Rum represents his bold personality, while Cherry Liqueur and Red Bull symbolize his playful and energetic side. The dash of Tabasco adds a kick, reflecting his humor and love for life's spicy moments, like 'beijei um mano sem querer nesse jg.' It's a drink as lively and unforgettable as Marco.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Marco's loyalty to his loved ones, as seen in 'manos minha namorada eh linda' and 'vê meus amigos foi mt bom que sdds dos meus amigos amo meus amigos,' aligns with Hufflepuff traits. His hardworking nature, despite struggles, like 'puta merda se eu nao passar no vestibular eu juro mt que mato mds,' shows his determination. Finally, his quirky humor and kindness fit well with Hufflepuff's inclusive and warm-hearted vibe.
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Enter Sandman - Metallica
Marco's love for heavy metal and his chaotic yet introspective personality make 'Enter Sandman' a fitting anthem. His tweet 'citei metallica na redação do curso to feliz' shows his admiration for the band. The song's mix of intensity and introspection matches his tweets about life's struggles ('puta merda se eu nao passar no vestibular eu juro mt que mato mds') and his love for metal.
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