Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Frequently reacts with laughter and playful exaggeration, e.g. long strings of 'KKKKK' like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
- Analytical thinking: Breaks down games and performance logically, e.g. discussing macro and win conditions in “pqp tem q ser mt burro pra achar q dava pra ganhar sem ser no backdoor, naquele ponto a geng ganhava qlqr luta” and player matchups in “tão comemorando q foram poucos humilhados pela tes com 369 de tank mesmo?”.
- Sports insight: Shows detailed understanding of football and esports, e.g. lineup adjustments in “sobe villa p 3, busquets e puyol pra 5 e 6, ramos e raul desce p 7 e 8 q fica certo” and tier evaluations like “jogadores da loud tão mt alto, precisa colocar 2 tiers abaixo dos outros”.
- Loyal friend: Mentions and jokes affectionately about friends, e.g. “geovana me manda foto de um pote vazio e fala q ia mandar foto do açaí mas ja comeu tudo” and the playful tag in “eu e a @pinkseojoon”.
- Self-awareness: Recognizes personal limitations and life situation, e.g. stressing about classes and travel in “simplesmente n tem passagem de volta o dia q eu quero vou perder 3 aula de melhoramento genético e farmacologia vo ter q trancar” and joking about physical condition in “ou os peso daqui é diferente ou é pq a geovana n ta me olhando mas eu tenho q diminuir 2kg em quase toda máquina”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses frequent profanity and insults, e.g. “TNC FLAMENGUISTA É MT BURRO” and “te deixou assustadinha foi?? vai é tomar nesse teu cu filha da puta”.
- Aggressive tone: Often attacks others instead of ideas, calling players and people 'retardado' or 'burro' in tweets like “pqp tem q ser mt burro pra achar q dava pra ganhar sem ser no backdoor” and “kkkkkkkkkkkk qlqr retardado pode postar notícia agora”.
- Overly cynical: Shows strong distrust toward institutions and outcomes, e.g. refereeing and teams in “nada novo sob o sol mais uma champions com erros de arbitragem grotescos coincidentemente a favor” and mocking professionals as 'amadores' in “369 e creme humilharam completamente tin e robo, não podia se esperar menos de 2 profissionais jogando contra amadores”.
- Conflict-seeking: Leans into provocation and rivalry, e.g. “compete contra e briga pelo mesmo título é rival, se torce p outro não torce pra nenhum” and repeatedly mocking fanbases like “TNC FLAMENGUISTA É MT BURRO”.
- Insensitive jokes: Makes jokes that can be disrespectful or dismissive, e.g. minimizing others’ struggles in “nossa sério mesmo? então torcida n pode xingar nenhum jogador de futebol ja q a maioria também veio de uma situação ruim” and joking about mental health in “quem acha q em algum momento tinha chance ... pode se internar na ala psiquiátrica”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, sarcastic, impulsive, and constantly clowning on others. They lean heavily into mockery and over-the-top reactions, like the all-caps outburst “TNC FLAMENGUISTA É MT BURRO” and the long strings of laughter such as “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”, which mirrors Bart’s chaotic prankster energy. Like Bart, they mix bravado with occasional glimpses of vulnerability or real life, for example joking about health or uni while still clearly caring about their interests, as in “simplesmente n tem passagem de volta o dia q eu quero vou perder 3 aula de melhoramento genético e farmacologia vo ter q trancar”. Their constant sports and esports trash talk – e.g. “MANO OS CARA NÃO QUER GANHAR NÃO QUEREM, QUEREM ABRIR O JOGO JOGAR A LANE PHASE E DPS ESPERAR O OUTRO TIME GANHAR” – fits Bart’s competitive, smack-talking nature. Even their aggressive comebacks like “te deixou assustadinha foi?? vai é tomar nesse teu cu filha da puta” feel very Bart: reactive, provocative, and more focused on the joke and the hit than on diplomacy. Overall, the combination of trolling humor, impulsive commentary, and adolescent-style bravado is much closer to Bart than to more serious or conscientious characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
He reads as an introvert (I) who is comfortable online but doesn’t present as attention‑seeking or highly social; most tweets are reactions to games, football, and memes rather than talking about parties or big friend groups, and when he mentions personal life it’s low‑key and individual, like staying with a street cat – “tem uma gata aqui da rua q vive aqui em casa fiquei ali na frente de casa umas 4 horas e ela ficou comigo, entrei agora e ela ta aqui na porta miando”. His style is strongly sensing (S): he focuses on concrete, immediate events (plays in League of Legends, football results, specific players, physical sensations), e.g. “eu tenho uma dor no peito bem em cima do coração q de vez em quando vem e eu fico com falta de ar até, depois de uns minutos passa” and detailed reactions to match strategies like “pqp tem q ser mt burro pra achar q dava pra ganhar sem ser no backdoor, naquele ponto a geng ganhava qlqr luta”. He’s clearly thinking (T) over feeling: his tone is blunt, combative, and logic/competence‑oriented, mocking bad reasoning and performance as in “pode fechar as portas perder pra um time desse é pior q perder pra GAM” and “se tivesse terminado a escola ia saber q quando chega em 0 hp morre”, with little concern for softening criticism. He seems more perceiving (P) than judging: he complains about schedules and classes rather than showing planning or structure, e.g. “simplesmente n tem passagem de volta o dia q eu quero vou perder 3 aula de melhoramento genético e farmacologia vo ter q trancar”, and his tweeting is highly reactive, in‑the‑moment, and improvisational rather than organized or goal‑driven. Overall this combination of low‑key introversion, concrete and technical focus (especially on game mechanics and sports), blunt logical criticism, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle is most consistent with ISTP – the pragmatic, analytical, occasionally abrasive "gamer/technician" style.
Some pickup lines for you
- You ranking Villa, Busquets, Puyol, Ramos and Raúl is cute, but let’s be honest: if we sort your priorities right, it’s you in the 10 shirt and me on your backline making sure nobody else gets close.
- You said that invicto league title doesn’t beat ‘três sendo liga, copa e champions’… so how about a best-of-three: coffee, game night, and a match day date – if I 3–0 your expectations, you call me your GOAT?
- Every time you spam ‘BIN É DEUS’ and ‘é o goat não tem jeito’ I wonder: what does a humble mortal have to do to deserve a fraction of the hype you drop on your favorite players?
- You traveling alone since 13, surviving loud fans, flamenguista takes, and LPL/LCK heartbreaks… if you can tank all isso, you can definitely tank a date with me flame‑free – I promise I won’t even int lane.
- You complaining about dor no peito, farmácia estágio, and skipping farmacologia… lucky for you I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure one dose of me + you + game + Corinthians win would fix your HP bar instantly.
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Pharmacy student who yells at football & League drafts for fun. Once missed a final to watch GENG lose a fight they should’ve won.– @marcusfdc
Your signature cocktail
Fini’s Tilted Backdoor
This cocktail is built like a late‑game comeback: strong, noisy and slightly toxic, just like when they yell “MANO OS CARA NÃO QUER GANHAR NÃO QUEREM, QUEREM ABRIR O JOGO JOGAR A LANE PHASE E DPS ESPERAR O OUTRO TIME GANHAR”. The cachaça with espresso is for the Brazilian football soul and the nights spent watching MSI and LCK, screaming things like “BIN É DEUS, O QUE ELE FEZ ALI NO FINAL”. Spicy chili liqueur represents their constant flames and caps-lock rage, from “TNC FLAMENGUISTA É MT BURRO” to “te deixou assustadinha foi?? vai é tomar nesse teu cu filha da puta”. Cold brew mate tea keeps it gamer‑student coded, powering through farmácia and solo queue while tweeting “busco estágio de farmácia”. The dash of amaro is the bitterness toward Real Madrid and refereeing, as seen in “nada novo sob o sol mais uma champions com erros de arbitragem grotescos coincidentemente a favor e gols claramente impedidos”, while the flamed lime peel is the dramatic flair of someone who types “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” as easily as they breathe.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account shows a strong Slytherin streak through its sharp competitiveness and instinct for conflict and one‑upmanship. They repeatedly frame things in terms of humiliation and dominance in esports, e.g. saying “369 e creme humilharam completamente tin e robo, não podia se esperar menos de 2 profissionais jogando contra amadores” and mocking others as delusional for thinking they had a chance: “quem acha q em algum momento tinha chance e a tes não tava jogando for fun pode se internar na ala psiquiátrica”. There is also a clear willingness to escalate and attack directly rather than de‑escalate, as in “te deixou assustadinha foi?? vai é tomar nesse teu cu filha da puta” and calling others “retardado” in “kkkkkkkkkkkk qlqr retardado pode postar notícia agora”, which fits Slytherin’s aggressive self‑assertion more than Hufflepuff’s kindness. At the same time, they are strategic and sarcastically analytical about systems (sports, esports, or tech), for instance ranting about bias and favoritism in football and League of Legends like “sempre ocorre esses erros la no bernabeu” and “nada novo sob o sol mais uma champions com erros de arbitragem grotescos coincidentemente a favor”, showing a cynical, power‑aware worldview typical of Slytherin. While there is some loyalty and humor (e.g. affection for friends and a street cat in “tem uma gata aqui da rua q vive aqui em casa ... e ela ta aqui na porta miando”), the dominant traits are competitiveness, hostility toward perceived stupidity, and a constant focus on advantage and disrespecting opponents—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw.
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Bad Blood - Taylor Swift
A fitting song for @marcusfdc is “Bad Blood” because so much of their timeline revolves around rivalry, pettiness, and calling people out across football and esports. They constantly flame opposing teams and fanbases, like when they shout about Flamengo fans in “TNC FLAMENGUISTA É MT BURRO” or mock Real Madrid’s success and refereeing in “nada novo sob o sol mais uma champions com erros de arbitragem grotescos coincidentemente a favor e gols claramente impedidos”. The same combative energy appears in competitive League of Legends takes, such as mocking LOUD and other teams in “loud e pain jogaram o mesmo tanto nesse msi, a diferença q um n jogou pq tava de férias e o outro n jogou pq foi assistir” and roasting pros in “369 e creme humilharam completamente tin e robo, não podia se esperar menos de 2 profissionais jogando contra amadores”. Even outside of sports, they lean into confrontation and sarcasm, shown by replies like “te deixou assustadinha foi?? vai é tomar nesse teu cu filha da puta” and the long, mocking laughter in “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. All of this mirrors the song’s theme of grudges, drama, and taking perceived slights personally.
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