Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Curious: Regularly probes complex narratives like “I’m two handshakes from Epstein and one from Elon Musk” to connect dots.
- Candid: Speaks plainly about personal experiences, e.g., “I stopped publishing my texts because of the AI boom”.
- Protective: Voices support for privacy and respect, as in “Yes, your kid deserves privacy”.
- Humorous: Uses wit in observations like “The Doofenshmirtz evil enterprise”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges personal biases, e.g., “I might be too woke, but…”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Occasionally escalates rhetoric, such as “Someone has to kill this kid”.
- Conspiratorial: Endorses extreme claims like “Pizzagate was real with right-wing authorities”.
- Derisive: Mocks opponents harshly, e.g., “I want whoever defends ICE to suffer”.
- Fatalistic: Expresses bleak expectations, as in “He’s dead. Not a metaphor”.
- Impulsive: Rapid-fire posts with strong judgments like “I’m seeing the right collapse in real time”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits because Marfas is neurotically curious about politics and corruption, just like Lisa’s relentless investigative streak, evident when they warn followers that radicalization “was implanted by the elite pedophile cult” in “Vocês deveriam repensar essa radicalização...”. That analytical energy also shows up in their fascination with conspiracy files and global power structures, such as “Ironicamente os arquivos do Epstein mostram...”, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to dive deep into uncomfortable truths. The user’s self-described quest to be a polymath and habit of calling out hypocrisy (“em busca de ser um polimata… falo merda e posto bosta”) echoes Lisa’s blend of intellectual pride and sardonic commentary. Like Lisa, Marfas mixes moral outrage with earnestness, celebrating the collapse of ideological opponents in “Eu tô vendo em primeira mão o colapso da direita...” while still craving evidence and reason.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They strongly resemble an Extravert (E): they are highly interactive, constantly quote-tweeting and reacting to others, jumping into public drama and political discourse, and openly sharing personal worries like “Eu tenho muito medo de praticar jiu jitsu e acidentalmente ficar excitado. Minha honra seria manchada”, which suggests comfort performing for an audience rather than reserving those thoughts. Their focus on patterns, conspiracies, and big-picture narratives points to Intuition (N); they repeatedly connect disparate events into overarching stories, as in “Ironicamente os arquivos do Epstein mostram que a alt right basicamente surgiu por causa de Israel, e que o /pol/ do 4chan foi ideia do Epstein” and “O fato de que isso deixou de ser teoria da conspiração com os novos arquivos é assustador”. Their style is very Thinking (T): arguments are blunt, sarcastic, and often harsh, e.g. “Eu desejo todo o mal a quem defende o ICE” and “Tem crianças escravas sexuais mortas embaixo das pistas de golf do Trump… Definitivamente tem uma escolha aí”, prioritizing critique and inconsistency over harmony. They come off as spontaneous and exploratory rather than orderly, favoring riffs, memes, and tangents across politics, anime, games, and relationships, which fits Perceiving (P); for example, they bounce from dark political commentary to absurd humor like “Nem todo herói usa capa, alguns deles usam o cu” and to random personal preferences such as “Meu animal favorito é capivara” without any clear structure or plan. Overall, the combination of extroverted debate, abstract pattern-seeking, sharp logical/critical tone, and improvisational, meme-heavy posting is most consistent with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can read the Epstein files like Fire Force lore, maybe we should co-author a report on how my heart ended up in your black book.
- You’ve got three 3DS consoles, but I’ve got just one save slot left—mind if we co-op a Silent Hill 2 run through Porto Alegre?
- Since you judge flirting by contact physical 10/10, consider this a DM handshake—two degrees from Elon just became one degree from me.
- If you can sense time without a watch, can you sense the exact moment I fell for the capivara connoisseur calling the collapse of the right in real time?
- I’ll happily wear a mouthguard in your moshpit, because you already knocked me out with that spontaneous combustion tweet.
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Polyglot-in-training from Porto Alegre, dissecting geopolitics, capybaras, and odd internet lore—once crowdsourced a Yu-Gi-Oh! card for a friend’s zero-prize tourney.– @marfas_san
Your signature cocktail
Capivara Conspiracy Spritz
Fernet steeped in mate honors their capivara obsession while carrying the bitter bite of “Meu animal favorito é capivara”. Charred pineapple syrup nods to the fiery energy of “Eu tô vendo em primeira mão o colapso da direita” with just enough burnt sugar edge. Sparkling red guaraná keeps the drink conspiratorially caffeinated, echoing the manic deep-dives like “O fato de que isso deixou de ser teoria da conspiração com os novos arquivos é assustador”. A smoked sea-salt rim adds the briny gallows humor of “Eu mandaria quem fez isso pro gulag”, keeping every sip salty-sardonic.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The timeline is full of combative stances taken without hesitation, showing classic boldness. Calling out elite abuse as a “seita pedófila da elite” and demanding others “repensar essa radicalização” in “Todo mundo avisou… Vocês deveriam repensar essa radicalização” is moral courage aimed straight at perceived injustice. When he says “Eu tô vendo a direita colapsando em tempo real” and celebrates the “colapso da direita,” he’s openly cheering a fight he believes righteous. Even hyperbolic lines such as “Eu mandaria quem fez isso pro gulag” or “Alguém tem que matar esse mlk” underscore impulsive, confrontational energy—hallmarks of Gryffindor’s brash fearlessness. The consistency of direct challenges to power and a willingness to escalate rhetoric prove the lion-hearted alignment.
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Your song
Forty Six & 2 - Tool
Tool’s Forty Six & 2 matches @marfas_san’s mix of conspiratorial curiosity, righteous anger, and self-styled evolution. They continually fixate on elite pedophile rings and hidden power structures—see “Who would have thought Disney is linked to Epstein” and “Caramba. Pizzagate was real… pedophile cult was right-wing”—mirroring the song’s shadow-work vibe. Their delight at the right’s collapse—“I’m watching the right collapse in real time”—echoes the track’s determination to shed an old skin. Even their self-professed quest to become a polymath who “talks crap and posts nonsense” hints at the restless, transformative energy in Forty Six & 2. The dense, swirling intensity of the song fits their barrage of hot takes on politics, conspiracies, and personal neuroses.
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