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This user is a sharp, hyper-verbal observer of everything around her, much like Lisa Simpson. She mixes pop culture analysis and moral outrage, calling out injustice or hypocrisy whether it’s about TV industry decisions like “por qué a estos les dan segunda temporada sin siquiera haber estrenado mientras que a my lady jane la cancelaron y ni publicidad le dieron?? AVERIGUEN” or about political and social decay in her country as in “que difícil no amargarte con este país lpm”. Like Lisa, she’s emotionally invested and empathetic toward characters and real people, getting deeply affected by stories of patients and families in The Pitt, such as “dios lo que lloré con estos dos, lograron transmitir la agonía y dolor que atravesaban”. At the same time she has a sarcastic, intellectual edge and a love for niche, slightly nerdy media analysis, as seen when she defends the uniqueness of The Pitt in “es que justamente es eso es lo que la hace tan diferente a las demás y lo que el público ama de the pitt”. Her bio about loving gossip and analyzing it — “lo analizo no hay nada que me divierta más que el chisme” — fits Lisa’s role as the keen, often critical commentator who can’t help dissecting the drama around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as clearly Extraverted: they thrive on interaction, live‑tweeting shows, fandom, sports and gossip, and even celebrating being noticed by an actress — e.g. the all‑caps excitement in “TAYLOR DEARDEN LEYÓ MI TWEET DE LA HADITA DE LA MEDICINA LPM DIOS AGUANTE THE PITT Y LA DRA. MELISSA KING CARAJO” and describing themselves as part of the gossip in their bio. Their commentary shows iNtuitive pattern‑spotting and meta takes rather than just concrete facts, like contrasting The Pitt with other medical dramas in “es que justamente es eso es lo que la hace tan diferente a las demás y lo que el público ama de the pitt, si quieren ver al personal de salud fuera del hospital tienen para ir a ver grey's anatomy” and noting industry trends in “era obvio que iba perder audiencia después de lo aburrida y tonta que fue la temporada anterior, y ni hablar de todo el tiempo que tiene que esperar el público entre temporadas”. Their values and judgments are strongly Feeling‑oriented, driven by empathy and moral outrage: they defend workers and fans in “madelyn clyne fue la única persona en set que salió inmediatamente a defender a la asistente de producción del maltrato del director” and criticize cruelty toward patients in “qué tipo insensible dioss no podés ser tan mugre y hablar tan despectivamente de un paciente que se acaba de morir”. They also show hallmark ENFJ social concern and people‑reading, constantly analyzing relationships and character dynamics in The Pitt — for example, wanting to know the backstory of a breakup in “espero que en algún momento digan qué carajos pasó durante esos diez meses entre dana y mckay, o que nuestra chica chismosa favorita (trinity santos) lo ventile”. Finally, their repeated rituals, expectations, and structured opinions point to Judging: they celebrate a recurring “jueves de The Pitt” in several tweets like “feliz jueves de the pitt”, track season structures, and express clear preferences for how plots and public figures should behave, which fits an organized, decisive ENFJ style more than a go‑with‑the‑flow P type.

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Argentinian pop‑culture analyst with a medical-drama obsession. Once yelled at a fictional doctor so loud my neighbor asked if I worked at that hospital.– @mari5albz

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Smoky mezcal channels that sharp, no-filter attitude she brings when she calls out people and characters, like when she says “qué tipo insensible dioss no podés ser tan mugre y hablar tan despectivamente de un paciente que se acaba de morir, sos un sorete ogilvie”. Passion fruit adds a bright, tropical sweetness for the pure joy she gets from drama and gossip, as she admits in her bio that “no hay nada que me divierta más que el chisme” and when she celebrates every new episode with “feliz jueves de the pitt”. Fresh lime juice gives the cocktail a tart snap, reflecting her quick wit when she roasts pop culture, like calling Jacob Elordi “timothée chamamé” in “el timothée chamamé está mutando a fefe bongiorno”. Spicy ginger beer brings the fizzy chaos of live-tweeting The Pitt, from mourning Louie in “se nos fué el tipazo de louie lpm” to begging for more Jack Abbot in “espero que esta temporada le den otro momento de mi gente latino al doctor abbot”. The sea salt and chili-lime rim represent Argentina’s salty humor and her mix of disgust and fascination with national and global scandals, like when she says “me da entre asco, terror y vómito todo lo que está saliendo y sigue saliendo del hijo put4 de epstein”. Strong, spicy, and a little dramatic, this is the kind of drink that opens la sala de apuestas and keeps everyone hooked on the chisme, just like in “él siempre tiene todo preparado para abrir la sala de apuestas”.

Your Hogwarts House
Mandy is strongly opinionated and fearless about saying exactly what she thinks, even when it’s harsh or unpopular, which is very Gryffindor. She openly calls out people and institutions, like when she says about a doctor character, “qué tipo insensible dioss no podés ser tan mugre y hablar tan despectivamente de un paciente que se acaba de morir, sos un sorete ogilvie”, and when she jokes that she’ll “ir a quemar las oficinas de hbo” if they keep sidelining her favorite characters – that impulsive, confrontational energy screams lion rather than snake. Her timeline shows a strong protective streak for people she feels are mistreated or disrespected, whether it’s TV production staff being yelled at (“madelyn clyne fue la única persona en set que salió inmediatamente a defender a la asistente de producción del maltrato del director mientras los otros hombres se quedan mirando como si nada”) or Latin American fans being undervalued by artists (“no es casualidad que siempre se la agarren así con sus fans de latinoamérica… mirá como tratan al público más fiel que las sigue”). She’s also very emotionally reactive and dramatic (in a good, fandom way), like when she loses her mind over a favorite actress noticing her tweet (“QUÉ CARAJO AHKJYSB#??!! NO LO PUEDO CREER LPM AAAAAAAAAAAAAA”), which fits the passionate, heart-on-sleeve Gryffindor archetype. While she has wit and analysis, her defining traits are courage in calling things out, boldness, and a fiery sense of justice, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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The best song for Mandy is “Chisme” by Mora and Sech because her whole online persona revolves around loving gossip and narrating drama with humor. Her bio literally says, “el chisme me encanta soy parte del chisme, lo analizo no hay nada que me divierta más que el chisme,” and she constantly follows relationship messes and scandals, like the Beckhams: “el quilombo hermoso que tienen los beckham con su hijo y nicola peltz jajajj encima ventilan todo en la historias de instagram bien a lo wanda nara”. She also wants to know in detail the fictional ‘divorces’ and breakups in The Pitt, e.g. “necesito saber las razones del divorcio entre la enfermera dana evans con la dra cassie mckay señor juez” and hopes Trinity Santos will spill what happened off‑screen: “espero que en algún momento digan qué carajos pasó durante esos diez meses entre dana y mckay, o que nuestra chica chismosa favorita (trinity santos) lo ventile”. Like the song, she’s never just observing; she’s part of the gossip ecosystem, adding commentary and connecting dots across TV, celebrities, and sports. Her timeline reads like a running telenovela recap fed by chisme, which makes “Chisme” a perfect fit for her vibe.

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