Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive: Frequently comforts and encourages others, e.g. reassuring a friend in “VAI DAR TUDO CERTO MIGA” and offering to listen in “qualquer coisa me chama tá?”.
- Affectionate: Uses warm nicknames like “meu bem” with many people, as seen in “Alguem me explica o porque de eu usar o apelido meu bem com todo mundo q eu falo?”.
- Humorous: Leans into chaotic, playful humor, such as joking about chaos and energy creatures in “eu nescessito que criem um grupo com todas as criaturas de energia...” and laughing at absurd situations in “A MENTALIDADE DE QUINTA SÉRIE É OSSO KKKKK...”.
- Emotionally-aware: Acknowledges emotional struggles and mental health directly, like listing the goal “Não me suicidar” in “Corrente de apresentação...” and recognizing when they “pesar o clima” in “Desculpa💔 as vezes pesar o clima é bom”.
- Loyal: Shows strong attachment and care for friends and chosen family, e.g. going to help “meus pobres coitados amigos” in “Indo ajudar os meus pobres coitados amigos hihi” and celebrating their Twitter family in “Minha Twitter Família”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-anger: Resorts to aggressive or violent language when upset, such as “velho eu vou na sua casa te esfaquear” and all-caps insults in “POIS FIQUE SABENDO QUE NAO CONSEGUIU...”.
- Emotional-volatility: Swings between affection and rage, from comforting friends in “VAI DAR TUDO CERTO MIGA” to shouting frustration in “TÃO ME ENCHENDO NE NOT PQP”.
- Recklessness: Normalizes dangerous behavior for fun, like riding a motorcycle at lethal speeds in “Oi, indo andar de moto numa velocidade que pode me matar :D” and joking about almost dying and getting a speeding fine in “tirando o fatos que eu quase morrí...”.
- Conflict-seeking: Openly invites fights and arguments, as shown in “Quero brigar com alguém” and repeated callouts/insults like “VOCE, SEU RATO ALBINO”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about themself harshly, e.g. calling themself “burro bi” in “mas então qual é o ponto? eu sou burro bi” and framing their yearly goal as simply “Não me suicidar” in “Corrente de apresentação...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s emotionally intense, reflective, and often feels both older and younger than her age, much like this user saying “eu tenho entre 5 e 28 anos e eu amo isso🫶”. There’s clear emotional depth and struggle, including dark humor about survival and mental health in “Meta desse ano : Não me suicidar”, which mirrors Lisa’s frequent bouts of existential angst. At the same time, they’re caring and protective of friends, reassuring others with things like “VAI DAR TUDO CERTO MIGA” and “óbvio né bi, não tem como eu não me importar com vc🫶”, echoing Lisa’s loyalty and empathy. Their artistic/poetic flair in posts like “𝓪 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓪 𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮 𝓮́ 𝓼𝓸́ 𝓾𝓶 𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓵𝓮𝔁𝓸 𝓭𝓸𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓸𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓶 𝓪 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓪...” also aligns with Lisa’s artistic, introspective side. And like Lisa mixing idealism with frustration, this user swings between affection and chaotic humor, as seen in the jump from “como eu amo ter amigos que me apoiam nas minhas escolhas amorosas” to provocative or combative tweets like “Quero brigar com alguém”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly seek interaction, banter, and drama, e.g. asking for fights in “Quero brigar com alguém”, enjoying stalking in “oi,amo stalkear os outros”, and talking about their Twitter ‘family’ in “👨👩👧👦 Minha Twitter Família...”. Their humor and interests point strongly toward Intuition (N): they frame themselves in poetic/abstract ways like “𝓪 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓪 𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮 𝓮́ só um reflexo dos sentimentos...” and “𝓘... 𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪 𝓫𝓮 𝓫𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻, 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭” rather than focusing on concrete facts. Their responses are highly emotional, supportive, and relationship-focused, indicating Feeling (F): they comfort others in tweets like “VAI DAR TUDO CERTO MIGA” and show vulnerability about mental health in “Meta desse ano : Não me suicidar”. Finally, they seem spontaneous and flexible, more driven by mood and interaction than rigid plans, which supports Perceiving (P): they impulsively go on risky adventures like “Oi, indo andar de moto numa velocidade que pode me matar :D” and freely dive into chaotic online dynamics in “ok, eu saí por algumas horas e tem gente querendo me fazer sofrer... tem putaria e sadomasoquismo pro meu lado caralho.”. Putting these together, ENFP — energetic, emotionally open, chaotic, and people-oriented — fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You went to ride a motorbike at a speed that could kill you with @0CULPADO… how about next time we balance the chaos and I’m the one holding you so tight you forget where the brakes are, meu bem?
- You said ‘namorar comigo é tipo essa imagem’ — I didn’t see the picture, but judging by how your TL is pure caos, energia e carinho, I’m willing to sign the contract blindfolded.
- As the second biggest hater of the magistrada and an official creature-of-energy enthusiast, I feel like our true mission is obvious: unite our hatred, join the energy group, and then I’ll be legally allowed to call you ‘meu bem’ back.
- Your meta for the year was ‘não me suicidar’ and you keep telling people ‘qualquer coisa me chama tá?’ — so here I am, calling you, because someone who cares that hard about others deserves someone equally stubborn about staying by their side.
- You almost died on the moto, your Twitter keeps ‘cair de vez’, and yet you still show up to help your ‘pobres coitados amigos’ — if surviving chaos were an Ordo Realitas ritual, I’d gladly fail it just to end up in your Twitter Família tree as more than just another follower.
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21 • non-binary • RP & chaos curator at Ordo Realitas. Almost died on a motorbike ride and still showed up to comfort strangers in the TL.– @maria_cachoss
Your signature cocktail
Hexatombe High-Speed Chaos
This cocktail is strong, chaotic and a little dangerous, just like going for that risky ride in “Oi, indo andar de moto numa velocidade que pode me matar :D”. The cachaça with chili brings Brazilian heat and sharp tongue energy for lines like “velho eu vou na sua casa te esfaquear” and “VOCE, SEU RATO ALBINO”. An espresso shot keeps up with their hyper, always-on-timeline vibe in “ok, eu saí por algumas horas e tem gente querendo me fazer sofrer… caralho.”. The blood orange juice adds a dark, dramatic sweetness that nods to the poetic side in “𝓪 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓪 𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮…” and the self-description as “a dead flower” in “𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚊, 𝙰 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊 𝚍𝚎 𝚞𝚖 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚘 𝚓𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚖”. The smoky salt rim represents all the drama, shade and emotional scars behind jokes like “Meta desse ano : Não me suicidar”. Finally, a splash of sparkling energy drink captures their chaotic RP love and affection for “criaturas de energia” in “o meu dia fica um milhão de vezes melhor quando eu interajo com as criaturas de energia”, making the drink as electric and intense as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Maria shows strong Gryffindor energy through a mix of impulsiveness, boldness, and a tendency to throw themself into intense situations. They literally go "Oi, indo andar de moto numa velocidade que pode me matar :D" with a friend in “Oi, indo andar de moto numa velocidade que pode me matar :D with: @0CULPADO”, and later say "tirando o fatos que eu quase morrí e a gente quase tomou multa por conta da velocidade EU AMEI,FOI MUITO FODA" in this tweet, which shows reckless courage and thrill‑seeking. They’re also confrontational and quick to jump into fights for themself or others, as seen in "velho eu vou na sua casa te esfaquear" in this quote tweet and the playful but aggressive "VOCE, SEU RATO ALBINO" in this tweet. At the same time, they’re fiercely protective and supportive of friends, saying "óbvio né bi, não tem como eu não me importar com vc🫶" in this reply and "VAI DAR TUDO CERTO MIGA" in this one. Their dramatic flair, willingness to cause chaos, and tendency to wear emotions loudly in public (e.g. "ok, eu saí por algumas horas e tem gente querendo me fazer sofrer... tem putaria e sadomasoquismo pro meu lado caralho." in this tweet) all align more with a passionate, loud Gryffindor than with the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff or the calculated ambition of Slytherin. Overall, their bravery, protectiveness, and chaotic impulsivity are classic Gryffindor traits.
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Your song
you should see me in a crown - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for them is you should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish, which mixes dark, dramatic aesthetics with playful menace and chaotic confidence. They lean into a macabre, powerful vibe in tweets like “𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚊, 𝙰 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊 𝚍𝚎 𝚞𝚖 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚘 𝚓𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚜” and “𝓘... 𝓘 𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪 𝓫𝓮 𝓫𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻, 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭”. The song’s themes of power, danger, and theatrical swagger match their mix of aggression and humor, as shown when they say “velho eu vou na sua casa te esfaquear” and joke about chaos like “ok, eu saí por algumas horas e tem gente querendo me fazer sofrer... tem putaria e sadomasoquismo pro meu lado caralho.”. At the same time, they’re caring and protective of friends, encouraging others with things like “VAI DAR TUDO CERTO MIGA” while still cultivating a dangerous, larger-than-life persona. This blend of softness, volatility, and a thirst for intensity fits the crown-wearing, quietly menacing confidence of the song’s narrator.
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