Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Frequently uses crying/heart emojis and affectionate phrases like “eu te amo” toward players and characters, showing comfort sharing feelings openly.
- Playfully humorous: Makes light jokes about football (“Alguém deve ter ameaçado o cachorro dele que não pode faz gol”) and RPG chaos (#NatalMacabro), indicating a natural, playful humor.
- Engaged fan: Live-comments games and series (multiple #NatalMacabro tweets and @SaoPauloFC mentions), analyzing plots and characters rather than just watching passively.
- Reflective learner: Revisits ENEM scores and realizes improvement despite initial sadness (“percebi fui melhor que as ultimas vezes”), and reflects on driving lessons and past attempts at vestibular.
- Affectionate friend: Talks about friends and group chats (“Saudades de briga em grupo”) and celebrates shared jokes/ships, showing warmth and attachment to her social circle.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in emotional spikes about games, ships, and characters (many all-caps reactions in #NatalMacabro) which can come across as reactive rather than thought-through.
- Self‑critical: Describes her ENEM performance with a clown emoji and calls her own finger “podre” for bad predictions, showing a tendency to put herself down.
- Conflict‑avoidant: Mentions blocking people later without explaining (“Depois eu bloqueio não saber o pq 😡”), suggesting cutting off rather than addressing issues directly.
- Anxious about future: Expresses stress about turning 20 and doing vestibular again, and uses rituals for luck at New Year (12 grapes, coins in shoes), hinting at worry about what’s ahead.
- Overinvested fandom: Very intense emotional involvement with footballers, RPG characters, and ships (e.g., “se breno morre vou chorar”), which can amplify mood swings based on media events.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotional, introspective, and surprisingly responsible beneath bursts of chaos. She is very self‑reflective about studies and the future, like when she worries about exams and performance in tweets such as “mano eu tava olhando as minhas notas do enem de novo e tipo eu tava mó triste pensando que tinha super mau e revi e percebi fui melhor que as ultimas vezes a única coisa que diminuir foi a redação🤡” and “para mim isso é um sinal que vou presta vestibular este ano de novo e vou passa de novo em outro curso”, which fits Lisa’s academic anxiety and ambition. She has a strong, almost analytical fandom side for Natal Macabro and RPG, dissecting plots and characters in posts like “mano as mortes dos pessoal do primeiro ep é pelo menos 30% culpa do jorel...” and “pessoal brigando por elemento e eu triste pq queria ser de energia mas sou totalmente morte, talvez um pouco conhecimento”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to overanalyze stories and moral questions. At the same time, she’s very affectionate and idealistic about football, family moments, and pets, as in “Assistindo a copinha com o meu pai (cruzeirense): Calma dar para virar ainda 😏” and “a única coisa que me deixa tranquila é o cachorro ta vivo”, which mirrors Lisa’s empathy and concern for loved ones and animals. Her blend of nerdy enthusiasm, emotional intensity, and slightly dramatic humor—seen in posts like “Todo dia estão me lembrando que vou fazer 20 anos 😖😖😖😖”—fits Lisa more than the more reckless Bart or the detached sarcasm of other characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extravert (E) traits: they constantly live-tweet games (São Paulo FC, Copinha, Messi), RPG streams like #NatalMacabro, and interact with others, often addressing people and fandoms directly (e.g., “Assistindo a copinha com o meu pai (cruzeirense): Calma dar para virar ainda 😏” and “Todo dia estão me lembrando que vou fazer 20 anos 😖😖😖😖”), indicating energy from shared experiences. Their Intuition (N) shows in how they quickly jump to meanings, theories, and patterns instead of just facts, especially in narrative/media analysis: they speculate about character motives and larger plots in #NatalMacabro (“dalmo pai de menina me engano 🥺 mas a teoria de as mascaras mudam estava certa provavelmente o aguiar era uma vitima sim 😀 #NatalMacabro”) and even meta-comment on ships and dynamics (“Considerando que Jorge tava deixando os bilhetes pro policial, acho que é canon que dois são um casalzinho #NatalMacabro”). They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking: tweets are driven by affection, hurt, and empathy, not by logical breakdowns, like “miguel não traiu só a equipe mas tbm a mim”, “mano se breno morre vou chorar”, and frequent "eu te amo" declarations for players and characters (“ryan eu te amo”, “Eu te amo lucas”). Finally, they lean Perceiving (P): their life comes across as spontaneous, reactive, and exploratory rather than structured—laughing so much their shoulder hurts (“Eu rir tanto do episódio de ontem que meu ombro direito está doendo até agora”), joking about driving lessons and forgetting the clutch (“meu inimigo antigo voltou embreagem sempre esqueço que tenho que usar ela”), and framing goals in a loose, hopeful way (“para mim isso é um sinal que vou presta vestibular este ano de novo e vou passa de novo em outro curso”). Their mix of high emotional expressiveness, fandom passion, imaginative theorizing, and flexible, fun-oriented lifestyle maps best onto ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Jupiter was supposed to be a star but failed, it’s okay—São Paulo already has one Maria made in Cotia shining on the TL, and I’m just here asking for a spot in your constellation 👀
- You said you’d rather spend money on your tricolor than on an iPhone or a new car… lucky for me, I only cost 12 uvas, a foguinho descongelando e um lugarzinho debaixo da mesa na virada 😎
- Seeing you theory‑craft #NatalMacabro like ‘joto é o terceiro killer’ and ‘Breno vai de F’ made me realize: if you can cuidar de tanto personagem, talvez tenha um espacinho no seu coração pra mais um NPC apaixonado (eu).
- You surviving your first driving lesson in Ribeirão City without hitting anyone was impressive, but I swear my heart almost bateu quando li que teu inimigo antigo é a embreagem—prometo ser mais fácil de lidar que ela.
- Every time you tweet “eu te amo Lucas/Ryan/Jorge/Breno” during jogo or RPG, I just think: if I become a mix of tricolor fan, pai de pet and elemental de energia, será que eu ganho um “eu te amo” na sua timeline também?
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20yo SPFC sufferer, rookie driver & ENEM survivor. Laughing so hard my shoulder hurts since #NatalMacabro. Here for football, RPG and overthinking plots.– @MariaEd014
Your signature cocktail
Tricolor Jupiter Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for late-night RPG marathons and chaotic live-tweet energy, like when they were spiraling through theories in "mano vazei o roteiro do ultimo ep ontem #NatalMacabro" and cheering through every twist in "vai ser TPK e nem vai ser os killer que vão fazer isso acontece #NatalMacabro". Guava juice brings Brazilian sweetness and softness, matching the way they gush over players in "ryan eu te amo" and "Eu te amo lucas", and the affection for their “filhinhos (foguinhos)” in "23:35 e lembrando que tenho os meus filhinhos (foguinhos) para descongelar". Sparkling citrus soda captures their chaotic, bubbly football hype in "Agora não quero saber eu quero mais 3 gols no mínimo @SaoPauloFC" and the hyper New Year energy of "Por favor não me incomoda as 0:00 estarei debaixo da mesa comendo 12 uvas". A dash of bitter herbal liqueur nods to their mix of humor and frustration in "Ainda bem que eu não comprei ingresso pra esse jogo 😒" and ENEM angst in "mano eu tava olhando as minhas notas do enem de novo… a única coisa que diminuir foi a redação🤡". Finally, the lime peel star garnish is a tribute to their bio, "Júpiter era para ser uma estrela, mas falhou", making this a fizzy, slightly chaotic, sweet-but-bitter drink that celebrates a not-quite-star planet with big main-character vibes.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff-style loyalty and emotional attachment to people and teams. Their timeline is full of affectionate, almost protective comments about players and characters, like “ryan eu te amo” and “Eu te amo lucas”, as well as worrying intensely about a dog in Natal Macabro (“pelo cachorro o lucio da a vida #NatalMacabro”, “a única coisa que me deixa tranquila é o cachorro ta vivo”). They frame fictional characters and even NPCs in terms of care and fairness, for example wanting to "fix" the policeman rather than just condemn him (“O policial era uma vitima 😭😭😭😭 eu podia fix him para ele volta a normal #NatalMacabro”) and feeling personally betrayed when Miguel "betrays" the team and them together (“miguel não traiu só a equipe mas tbm a mim”). There is also a grounded, effort-focused side: they’re proud of incremental improvement on the ENEM even when they initially felt bad about their score (“mano eu tava olhando as minhas notas do enem de novo… revi e percebi fui melhor que as ultimas vezes”) and talk about re-taking vestibular and passing again as something they’ll work for (“para mim isso é um sinal que vou presta vestibular este ano de novo e vou passa de novo em outro curso”). Even in everyday life, they emphasize small rituals and warmth—New Year’s superstitions, caring about their "filhinhos (foguinhos)", and being excited about watching games with family—which fits Hufflepuff’s valuing of simple comforts and close bonds over glory or ambition. While they are witty and analytical when discussing Natal Macabro, that analysis is always colored by empathy and concern for characters’ feelings, reinforcing Hufflepuff as the best fit over Ravenclaw or Slytherin.
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22 - Taylor Swift
A well‑known song that fits them is 22 by Taylor Swift. Their timeline is full of chaotic football love, fandom drama, and playful overreactions, like “Meu Deus caia no papo dele para caralho” and “mano se breno morre vou chorar”, which matches the song’s carefree, overdramatic young-adult energy. They joke about growing up and getting older while still being very online and emotionally invested in everything, as seen in “Todo dia estão me lembrando que vou fazer 20 anos 😖😖😖😖”. Their mix of humor, chaos and affection for their interests, like “Eu te amo lucas” and “ryan eu te amo”, echoes the song’s themes of messy but joyful early‑20s life. Even their New Year’s rituals and superstitions, such as “Por favor não me incomoda as 0:00 estarei debaixo da mesa comendo 12 uvas”, feel very in tune with the playful, slightly unhinged vibe of 22. Overall, the song captures their mixture of sentimentality, humor, and dramatic fandom perfectly.
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