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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Dylan's love for drawing and creating unique art pieces, as seen in 'ignore the lack of art recently🙈 here’s some of my whiteboard doodles', highlights his creative spirit.
- Humorous: His tweets, like 'why the fuck do i have to pay a september 11th fee to fly to the states bro i did not do that shit', show his ability to find humor in everyday situations.
- Passionate: Dylan's dedication to creating art and expressing his love for Bungou Stray Dogs in tweets like 'i need to draw more ada sskk i love them' reflects his passion.
- Rebellious: His tweet about ripping out yard signs, 'i had a really productive day of smoking weed and ripping out yard signs that said rip charlie kirk', showcases his defiance and boldness.
- Relatable: Dylan often tweets about everyday struggles, like 'I DIDNT TAKE MY MEDS!!!!!!!! im so nauseous and dizzy', making him authentic and relatable.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: His tweet 'was about to draw and i cant find my pencil LMAOOOO sorry yall gotta keep waiting❤️' suggests he struggles with staying on task.
- Impulsiveness: Buying cigarettes with coffee money despite his girlfriend's intentions, as seen in 'my girlfriend sent me money for coffee dont tell her im gonna buy cigarettes with it instead', shows a tendency to act on impulse.
- Sleep Deprivation: His tweet 'it’s 4am and im eating dinner cause i forgot to and also i have insomnia' highlights his struggle with maintaining a healthy sleep schedule.
- Self-Doubt: Sitting on his art because he thinks it's bad, as noted in 'i have a drawing that i made like 4 days ago but i think it’s ass', shows a lack of confidence in his abilities.
- Overindulgence: His tweet 'ohhhh whys my acid reflux so bad chugs energy drink aww what the hell why am i having heart palpitations' highlights a tendency to overdo things, even when they have negative consequences.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Dylan's chaotic and rebellious personality resembles Bart Simpson. Bart's mischievous antics, like pulling pranks, match Dylan's tweet 'i had a really productive day of smoking weed and ripping out yard signs that said rip charlie kirk'. His humor, like 'why the fuck do i have to pay a september 11th fee to fly to the states bro i did not do that shit', aligns with Bart's sarcastic, irreverent attitude. Both have a knack for turning everyday situations into comedic chaos, making them kindred spirits.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Dylan fits the ENFP personality type: enthusiastic, creative, and spontaneous. His tweet 'ignore the lack of art recently🙈 here’s some of my whiteboard doodles' showcases his artistic creativity and passion. ENFPs are known for their humor and lightheartedness, which Dylan demonstrates in tweets like 'WORE MY GLASSES AGAIN AND MY FUCKING COWORKER JUST CALLED ME HARRY POTTER'. His spontaneity is evident in tweets like 'it’s 4am and im eating turkey dinner and watching american dad and hitting my dab pen'. Dylan's social and engaging nature, seen in 'good morning oomfs send stuff to my strawpage for instant good luck', is typical of an ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a dab pen? Because you light up my life at 4am.
- Are you a yaoi chapter? Because I need you to complete my story.
- Girl, are you a raccoon? Because every time I see you, I’m like 'holy fuck!'
- Are you Akutagawa? Because I'm lost in your sauce.
- Are you a virtual child named Atsushi? Because I want to raise you up forever.
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Art wizard, yaoi enthusiast, and insomniac | 19 | BSD fanboy | Smokes and draws at 4am | Powered by caffeine, weed, and chaotic energy | DM me your weirdest thoughts!– @marijugawa
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Yaoi
The 'Midnight Yaoi' cocktail captures Dylan's dark yet playful personality. The vodka reflects his sharp humor, as seen in tweets like 'why the fuck do i have to pay a september 11th fee to fly to the states bro i did not do that shit'. Blackberry liqueur and blueberry juice represent his love for yaoi and Bungou Stray Dogs, evident in tweets like 'need more beast sskk yaoi STAT!!!'. Edible glitter adds a touch of whimsy, matching his chaotic energy in tweets like 'i always forget raccoons are real so when i see one im like holy fuck it’s a raccoon'.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Dylan's ambition, wit, and rebellious nature make him a quintessential Slytherin. His tweet 'i’ll have to find someone fit to run my empire after my passing' displays his ambitious streak and desire for control. His sarcastic humor, as seen in 'why the fuck do i have to pay a september 11th fee to fly to the states bro i did not do that shit', aligns with Slytherin's sharp wit. His rebellious actions, such as ripping out yard signs, show his boldness and disregard for rules. Dylan's cunning and resourcefulness are key traits of this house.
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Your song
We Are Young - fun.
This anthem of youthful chaos and living in the moment perfectly suits Dylan's 19-year-old, carefree vibe. His tweet 'it’s 4am and im eating turkey dinner and watching american dad and hitting my dab pen' captures the spirit of late-night adventures and impulsive decisions. Lines like 'my girlfriend sent me money for coffee dont tell her im gonna buy cigarettes with it instead' reflect the song's themes of rebellion and spontaneity. Dylan's tweets about smoking, staying up late, and living life to the fullest make this song his ideal match.
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