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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson is the best match because she’s emotionally intense, outspoken, and morally driven, often furious at people’s lack of awareness or empathy. This user repeatedly shows indignation at selfishness during a crisis, like when they complain that “essa blogueira foi tentar se explicar e me deixou com mais raiva e mais indignada… com certeza isso é mais importante que o RS em calamidade pública”, which mirrors Lisa’s outrage at people ignoring serious issues. Their frustration with oblivious or shallow behavior, as in “as pessoas vivem numa bolha MEU DEUS” and “tô ficando puta com quem tá postando futilidade, vivendo a vida como se nada tivesse acontecendo”, also fits Lisa’s tendency to call out social insensitivity. At the same time, there’s a driven academic side in “tô recém no 3° semestre da faculdade e já tô pensando no dia q eu fizer meu doutorado”, very much in line with Lisa’s ambition and love of learning. The mix of sarcasm, emotional honesty, and strong principles across their tweets makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because many tweets involve social dynamics, public events, and other people, and they express themselves very outwardly and vocally, e.g., criticizing crowds and public behavior in “vao aonde com o tanque cheio? me indigna muito essas pessoas BURRAS e sem o mínimo de empatia pqp”. Their focus is more Intuitive (N) than concrete: they jump quickly from specific events to broader moral or societal conclusions, such as when they generalize about people living in a bubble in “as pessoas vivem numa bolha MEU DEUS” and criticize misplaced priorities in “essa blogueira foi tentar se explicar e me deixou com mais raiva… com certeza isso é mais important que o RS em calamidade pública”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their language is highly emotional and value-driven, prioritizing empathy and outrage over purely logical analysis, as seen in “tô ficando puta com quem tá postando futilidade, vivendo a vida como se nada tivesse acontecendo” and “vao aonde com o tanque cheio? me indigna muito essas pessoas BURRAS e sem o mínimo de empatia”. They show a Judging (J) orientation through moral judgment, expectations, and long-term planning, like maintaining a mental scorecard in “indo dormir in paz com minha lista negra de quem não me deu parabéns 🙏🏻” and already thinking about advanced degrees in “tô recém no 3° semestre da faculdade e já tô pensando no dia q eu fizer meu doutorado”. Overall, the combination of outward expressiveness, moral/emotional focus, big-picture concern for others, and structured expectations aligns best with ENFJ.

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Caxias do Sul | Communications student plotting a PhD, complaining about rain & nonsense, and accidentally turning rants into public service announcements.– @marikikuchii

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The Calamity Queen Spritz starts with fiery chili-infused cachaça to match her explosive rants like “como eu odeio gente incompetentemente MEU DEUS” and “vai toma no meio do cu enfia no cu o show da madona”. Bright passion fruit juice brings out the dramatic, emotional side that surfaces in “a chuva não para q desesperador 😭” and her annoyance with people posting trivialities while everything floods. Sparkling wine adds a celebratory, social vibe for the girl who jokes about “indo dormir em paz com minha lista negra de quem não me deu parabéns 🙏🏻” and is always in someone’s birthday story. A dash of saline solution nods to Caxias do Sul and the Rio Grande do Sul calamity, referencing her outrage at the clueless influencer in “essa blogueira foi tentar se explicar e me deixou com mais raiva…”. Finally, a sharp lime peel twist captures her ambitious, slightly acidic academic edge from “tô recém no 3° semestre da faculdade e já tô pensando no dia q eu fizer meu doutorado”, making this drink strong, a bit bitter, but undeniably memorable.

Your Hogwarts House
mari’s tweets show a strong tendency to speak out bluntly and emotionally against what she sees as injustice or stupidity, which aligns closely with Gryffindor’s bold, confrontational nature. She openly vents anger at incompetence and lack of empathy, as in “como eu odeio gente incompetentemente MEU DEUS” and “vao aonde com o tanque cheio? me indigna muito essas pessoas BURRAS e sem o mínimo de empatia pqp”, prioritizing moral outrage over social niceties. Her criticism of the influencer focused on self-interest during a public calamity — “essa blogueira foi tentar se explicar e me deixou com mais raiva… com certeza isso é mais importante que o RS in calamidade pública” — suggests a strong protective instinct toward her community and a willingness to call people out. The irritation with others posting “futility” while a crisis happens, in “tô ficando puta com quem tá postando futilidade, vivendo a vida como se nada tivesse acontecendo”, reinforces a Gryffindor-like sense of urgency and justice. Although she shows ambition with long-term academic goals, as in “tô recém no 3° semestre da faculdade e já tô pensando no dia q eu fizer meu doutorado”, the dominant tone is fiery, outspoken, and values-driven, which fits Gryffindor better than the more calculating or detached styles of other houses.

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Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits Mari’s candid, unapologetic, and growth-focused vibe. She’s outspoken and unfiltered, like when she vents about incompetence in “como eu odeio gente incompetentemente MEU DEUS” and calls out selfish behavior in “vao aonde com o tanque cheio? me indigna muito essas pessoas BURRAS e sem o mínimo de empatia pqp”. At the same time, she keeps personal scorecards and moves on, joking about grudges in “indo dormir em paz com minha lista negra de quem não me deu parabéns 🙏🏻”, which echoes the song’s mix of pettiness and self-awareness. Her ambition is clear in “tô recém no 3° semestre da faculdade e já tô pensando no dia q eu fizer meu doutorado”, aligning with the song’s theme of using every experience as fuel for personal evolution. The blend of calling people out, staying emotionally intense, and still focusing on her own future makes thank u, next a strong match for her personality.

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