Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Shows deep care for loved ones, like treating her best friend's grandma as her own in “amo tratar a vó da minha melhor amg como se fosse minha avó😞😞 uma querida uma diva” and wishing her own grandmother could live forever in “eu preciso q a minha avó viva pra sempre, simplesmente”.
- Loyal: Stands by favorite fandoms, couples, and media for years, like missing Villaneve in “VILLANEVE VOLTEM PRA MIM POR FAVOR” and defending Interview With the Vampire in “li uns trechos do livro de IWTV pra minha mãe... fiz um bem pra sociedade”.
- Enthusiastic: Expresses intense excitement about music, shows, and games, such as screaming about GO3 in “MENOS DE 20 HORAS PRA (provavelmente) POSTAREM A DATA DE ESTREIA OU O TRAILER DE GO3...” and celebrating Paranordle wins in “NEM FODENDO Q EU ACERTEI O PARANORDLE DE HJ EM 2 TENTATIVAS A VIDA É BELA”.
- Reflective: Thinks about her own patterns and emotions, like noticing repeating situations with her psychologist in “minha psicóloga vendo q eu tô entrando na msm situação q pode dar mt merda pra mim pela terceira vez conscientemente” and questioning anxiety in “começando a achar q eu tenho msm ansiedade.....é foda☠️”.
- Appreciative: Verbalizes gratitude and admiration, like thanking editors in “edits de Aziracrow ao som de Seven Minutes in Heaven vcs me salvam todos os dias mt obrigada” and valuing time with her best friend in “às vezes uma das coisas q a gnt mais precisa é conversar e rir do nada com o melhor amg, Otávio pfvr nunca desapareça”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical: Talks harshly about herself, like calling herself a coward and an idiot in “me sentindo horrível tapada covarde uma anta” and fearing she talks too much in “eu acho q to falando demais sabe será q eu tinha q calar a boca”.
- Anxious: Frequently references fear and paranoia, such as “começando a achar q eu tenho msm ansiedade.....é foda☠️” and “eu queria tanto não ser tão paranoica, pqp”.
- Overwhelmed: Feels easily drained by school, health, and fandom stress, shown in “nem fodendo q eu fui voltar a ficar doente justo agr vou me explodir” and “não tô preparada pras aulas voltarem e pro vestibular, queria continuar vendo série e lendo livro e fanfic o dia inteiro”.
- Overthinking: Spirals over how others see her and what to say, like in “o medo de ser irritante sem querer me assombrando todos os dias, odeio odeio” and holding back messages in “às vezes a gnt pensa em mandar algo mas respira mt fundo e não manda”.
- Emotionally‑intense: Experiences feelings very strongly, leading to distress, such as processing a near-death scare in “só agr processei q eu realmente senti q ia morrer hj🥰🥰🥰” and saying she’ll “die” over GO3 or show news in “MENOS DE UMA HORA SOCORRO SE NÃO POSTAREM NADA EU MORRO”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intense, thoughtful, and hyper‑emotional about the media and art she loves, just like this user obsessing over series, music, and ships such as in “MENOS DE 20 HORAS PRA (provavelmente) POSTAREM A DATA DE ESTREIA OU O TRAILER DE GO3 E PRA MINHA VIDA SER MUDADA PRA SEMPRE” and “The Horror Of Our Love voltando a ser a minha obsessão com tudo, preciso dessa música nas minhas veias”. Lisa often feels anxious, overthinks, and worries she’s too much for others; this matches tweets like “começando a achar q eu tenho msm ansiedade.....é foda☠️” and “o medo de ser irritante sem querer me assombrando todos os dias, odeio odeio”. The user clearly cares a lot about school and future pressure while still wanting to preserve her passions, like in “não tô preparada pras aulas voltarem e pro vestibular, queria continuar vendo série e lendo livro e fanfic o dia inteiro”, which parallels Lisa’s academic drive mixed with frustration and stress. There’s also a strong love for family and chosen family—especially her grandma and friends—as shown in “eu preciso q a minha avó viva pra sempre, simplesmente” and “às vezes uma das coisas q a gnt mais precisa é conversar e rir do nada com o melhor amg, Otávio pfvr nunca desapareça”, reflecting Lisa’s deep attachment to loved ones. Finally, like Lisa’s queer-coded, justice-oriented, and artsy side, this user’s proudly sapphic identity and passionate fandom life—seen in the bio and tweets such as “meu tio dizendo q já tinha ctz q eu sou lésbica...esse foi O ELOGIO da semana‼️‼️”—reinforce Lisa as the closest Simpsons match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they love being with a few close friends and family, but repeatedly emphasize needing alone time and low‑stimulus activities, like “não consigo expressar o quanto eu amo ficar em casa o dia todo sem fzr nada além de ler e vegetar” and worrying about being “irritante” in social situations, as in “o medo de ser irritante sem querer me assombrando todos os dias”. Their media tastes and language show strong intuition: they obsess over story themes, ships, and symbolism instead of practical details, e.g. “qnd vc começa a amar casais fictícios problemáticos (n de um jeito criminoso) a sua vida melhora tanto q mds” and long emotional reflections on Interview With the Vampire like “adquirindo traumas seríssimos com a forma q o Louis e a Claudia se tratam no livro.....”. Emotional language dominates over logic, pointing to Feeling: they repeatedly center feelings in decisions and reactions about friends and fandoms, for instance “às vezes uma das coisas q a gnt mais precisa é conversar e rir do nada com o melhor amg, Otávio pfvr nunca desapareça” and “eu amo tanto as Villaneve q dói”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they often feel disorganized or pulled along by events—complaining about school/vestibular and forgetting headphones like “nem fodendo q eu esqueci o meu fone e vou ter q ficar fora de casa até 21h....vou surtar até de tarde”—and they describe themselves reacting to life and media in spontaneous emotional bursts such as “gente.GENTE.”, which fits an INFP’s flexible, feeling‑driven style more than a structured J type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Aziraphale calling Crowley ‘my dear’ makes a fairy born, what happens if I call *you* my dear while we watch Good Omens season 3 together and scream at the premiere date like in your countdown tweets?
- You said you feel like a chicken at the gym after a month off, but I’m pretty sure if we put Hexatombe, ALNST and some anime openings on, we’d evolve into a powerful duo faster than your Paranordle 2-attempt win.
- You read IWTV passages to your mom just to prove the movie lied about Loustat and Loumand… can you read *me* the book too, so I can pretend I understand the lore while secretly just falling for the passionate lawyer of queer vampires in front of me?
- You keep saying you’re paranoid about being annoying, but your timeline is literally lesbian chaos, Shameless Gallavich pain, Villaneve yearning and Killing Eve stickers on your bottle; scientifically speaking, the only annoying thing is that you’re not already my girlfriend like in that tweet you saved to retweet ‘when she’s mine’.
- You begging the universe to wait until you have money and age for concerts, crying over not going to LYKN or BTS, reliving BLs for six years, and re-obsessing over The Horror Of Our Love… if loving things intensely is your specialty, can I apply to be your next long-term hyperfixation?
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17 • she/her • future law nerd powered by fanfic, BL, and Måneskin. Once explained Loustat dynamics to my mom like it was a Supreme Court case.– @marimiralhaa
Your signature cocktail
Seven Minutes in Fandom
This cocktail is named after their beloved edits, because “edits de Aziracrow ao som de Seven Minutes in Heaven vcs me salvam todos os dias mt obrigada” basically screams late‑night, slightly feral fandom energy. The spiced rum with a chili kick mirrors their intense, dramatic reactions like “PUTA QUE PARIU.” and “gente.GENTE.”. Pink guava nectar is soft, sweet, and a little tropical, just like the way they melt over friends and family in tweets such as “às vezes uma das coisas q a gnt mais precisa é conversar e rir do nada com o melhor amg, Otávio pfvr nunca desapareça” and “eu preciso q a minha avó viva pra sempre, simplesmente”. The cold-brew coffee concentrate fuels their all‑nighters of series, BLs and fanfics, nodding to “sdds de jogar fofocando com os amgs até 5h da manhã” and “scrr qm q eu tô querendo enganar?? N vou conseguir dormir tão cedo dps de hoje”. Sparkling citrus soda keeps it bright and fizzy like their caps‑lock hype for comebacks and shows in “MENOS DE UMA HORA SOCORRO SE NÃO POSTAREM NADA EU MORRO” and “MUITO BOA TARDEEEE AAAAAAAAA”. Finally, edible silver shimmer represents the dramatic, slightly existential glitter of their queer, multifandom heart, shimmering through lines like “qnd vc começa a amar casais fictícios problemáticos (n de um jeito criminoso) a sua vida melhora tanto q mds” and “eu amo tanto as Villaneve q dói”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline is full of warmth, loyalty, and a kind of soft-hearted steadiness that points strongly to Hufflepuff. They are deeply attached to family and treat others with tenderness, like when they say they love treating their best friend’s grandmother as their own and call her “a dear, a diva” (“amo tratar a vó da minha melhor amg como se fosse minha avó😞😞 uma querida uma diva”), and when they openly wish their own grandmother could live forever (“eu preciso q a minha avó viva pra sempre, simplesmente”). They also show strong loyalty and appreciation for friends, cherishing simple moments like coffee before a test because they “chose to be happy” with their friends (“indo tomar café com as minhas amgs na véspera de uma prova pq escolhi ser feliz”) and thanking a best friend for being there and asking them to never disappear (“às vezes uma das coisas q a gnt mais precisa é conversar e rir do nada com o melhor amg, Otávio pfvr nunca desapareça”). Even their guilt over not being able to tip properly on a delivery app (“fico tão puta por n conseguir dar gorjeta no ifood com pix😭😭😭 me sinto uma pessoa horrível sem coração odeio”) and their anxiety about being annoying or talking too much (“o medo de ser irritante sem querer me assombrando todos os dias, odeio odeio”) reveal a strong conscience and desire to treat others well. While they clearly enjoy fandoms and study (a Ravenclaw-ish trait), the dominant throughline is kindness, emotional loyalty, and valuing relationships over ego or glory, which are classic Hufflepuff qualities.
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Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
A well-suited song for them is Teenage Dream because it captures the intense, emotional, romantic chaos of being a teenager who lives through fiction, crushes, and fandom. They’re 17 and constantly balancing school with obsessions, like when they say they want to keep just watching series and reading fanfic all day instead of preparing for exams: “não tô preparada pras aulas voltarem e pro vestibular, queria continuar vendo série e lendo livro e fanfic o dia inteiro todos os dias”. Their romantic, dramatic side shows up a lot, from talking about future girlfriends and being clingy: “minha mãe reclamando q minha irmã vive grudada com o namorado...mal sabe ela q eu provavelmente vou ser assim com a minha futura namorada tbm” to getting emotional over specific people: “ela é tão 😭😭😭 o sorriso dela é tão😭😭😭😭😭 ai e os olhos dela😭😭😭😭😭 ai quero ela dnv”. The song’s mix of euphoria and vulnerability fits how they tie their feelings to music and ships, like needing songs and fandoms “in their veins”: “The Horror Of Our Love voltando a ser a minha obsessão com tudo, preciso dessa música nas minhas veias” and living for their favorite couples: “qnd vc começa a amar casais fictícios problemáticos (n de um jeito criminoso) a sua vida melhora tanto q mds”. Overall, Teenage Dream matches their intense, queer, fandom-driven, hopeless-romantic teenage energy.
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