Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, long-term devotion to Rosario Central and its players, e.g. emotional praise for Marco Ruben and club history in tweets like “Hace un año te retiraste, como maximo goleador del club…” and “Felices 133 años centralito 💛💙”.
- Loyal supporter: Defends players he believes represent the club’s identity, like Sandez, Ortiz, Módica and Kevin, in tweets such as “Hay gente puteandolo a Sandez!! Tipo que ama este club y da el 110% en todas…” and “En el barco de este pibe. Digan lo que digan de el, un 5 que mete garra…”.
- Direct honesty: Expresses opinions bluntly without sugarcoating, whether criticizing or praising, as in “Holan tendría que empezar a darse cuenta que no entiende nada.” and “Quiero ver a todos los que bardeaban a Miguel… nos volvio a dar alegria al pueblo canalla.”.
- Consistent convictions: Maintains the same stances over long periods (e.g. repeated criticism of Copetti and defense of certain club figures), seen in recurring tweets like “SACRIFIQUEN A COPETTI.” and long-term backing of Miguel Russo in “Esta totalmente prohibido olvidar a aquellos que hablaron mal de Miguel…”.
- Humorous banter: Uses humor and sarcasm in football rivalry context, as in “JAAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA. La Lepra desaparecerá.” and “Me muero con los pechos, son un meme…”.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme aggression: Uses violent language toward players, e.g. “Quemen a Copetti. Violen a Copetti. Torturen a Copetti. Maten a Copetti. Descuarticen a Copetti. SACRIFIQUEN A COPETTI.” and repeated “Sacrifiquen a Copetti” tweets such as this one.
- Insulting language: Frequently insults others with slurs and profanity, calling people “pelotudos”, “imbéciles”, “putos”, etc., for example “No puede ser la cantidad de pelotudos pidiendo que Copetti se quede.” and “El hincha de Central es el hincha mas estúpido que existe.”.
- Dehumanizing rhetoric: Uses demeaning or discriminatory language about groups, as in “son negros, trolos, africanos nacionalizados franceses. Por que se ofenden?” and referring to rival fans or cities in dehumanizing ways in tweets like “porteño puto”.
- Poor emotional control: Reacts with intense rage and hyperbole to sporting events, e.g. “Mira el pase de Copetti recien... Dios mio. Se iba solo Ángel. Matenlo al pelotudo de Copetti.” and “Vayan a chupar vergas todos yo me voy a dormir”.
- Intolerant attitudes: Shows hostility and lack of respect even in tragedy or disagreement, such as “Los que alaban a Chiqui Tapia y demás tendrian que ser fusilados y colgados en el puente Rosario Victoria.” and wishing rivals’ clubs or fans would disappear in tweets like “La Lepra desaparecerá.”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
This user most closely resembles Moe Szyslak: grumpy, perpetually angry, foul-mouthed, but fiercely loyal to his own. Like Moe ranting at barflies and rival bars, the user constantly lashes out at enemies and scapegoats, especially Copetti, with over-the-top violent hyperbole such as “Quemen a Copetti. Violen a Copetti. Torturen a Copetti. Maten a Copetti. Descuarticen a Copetti. SACRIFIQUEN A COPETTI.” and the recurring refrain “Sacrifiquen a Copetti.”. Their insults are crude and aggressive toward rivals and even fellow fans, for example calling Central supporters “el hincha de Central es el hincha mas estúpido que existe” and telling others to be “fusilados y colgados” in a rant about Chiqui Tapia, reminiscent of Moe’s dark, misanthropic humor. At the same time, like Moe’s hidden soft spots for his bar and his few friends, this user shows deep, almost sentimental devotion to Rosario Central and its idols, as seen in affectionate posts about Marco Ruben and Di María, such as “Central te extraña Marco 💙💛.” Their combination of bitterness, gallows humor, and intense tribal loyalty fits Moe far better than more balanced or optimistic characters like Homer, Bart, or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
They read as an Extrovert (E): highly vocal, constantly addressing broad audiences of fans and rivals, and clearly energized by banter and conflict, e.g. “llora ñuls lloran todos los putitos de ñuls” and “Estamos destruyendo vidas, es increíble el mal que les estamos haciendo a esta gente.”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they comment on very concrete, observable things in matches and transfers—specific plays, players, and stats—like “Mira el pase de Copetti recien... Dios mio. Se iba solo Ángel.” and “No sabe lo que es la ley del offside… COPETTI NO SABE LO QUE ES LA LEY DEL OFFSIDE. NO LA ENTIENDE.”. Their style is clearly Thinking (T) rather than Feeling: they are blunt, confrontational, and often contemptuous, prioritizing what they see as objective football standards over people’s feelings, e.g. “El hincha de Central es el hincha mas estúpido que existe.” and “Son muy mogolicos, no sirven para nada.”. Finally, they show a strong Judging (J) orientation: they like firm decisions, clear standards, and categorical verdicts—calling repeatedly for drastic ‘solutions’ such as “Sacrifiquen a Copetti.” and insisting on strict evaluations of players and coaches in posts like “Holan tendría que empezar a darse cuenta que no entiende nada.”. Overall, their directness, focus on practical performance, harsh judgments, and authoritative tone align best with ESTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can love Marco Ruben that much and still watch every minute of Copetti without turning the TV off, I’m convinced you’ve got the patience to handle me on my worst match too.
- You said Di María should never have been subbed in the World Cup final… so what do you say we stay on the pitch together for 90 minutes, plus extra time, no substitutions?
- You celebrate Central’s Libertadores dreams, Di María with the World Cup, and Gio Lo Celso like a religion — let me be the transfer window signing that finally makes you tweet something nice about a 9 again.
- You’re out here planning public executions for Copetti and still finding time to bully Newell’s, River and Boca at once — imagine the damage we could do as a dupla, you on X and me bringing you breakfast after every clásico.
- You once said that moment of your life was ‘called happiness’ after Argentina won… I’m just trying to make sure your next ‘this small moment of my life’ tweet is about a night out with me instead of a football match.
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Your new Twitter bio
Rosario Central over everything. Serial Copetti skeptic, Marco Ruben devotee. Once lost my voice after a clásico and still kept tweeting the 9s analysis.– @mariokempista
Your signature cocktail
Sacrifiquen al Copetti Sour
The Argentinian Fernet is the base, a nod to Rosario and his die-hard Central identity, the same energy as chanting “llora ñuls lloran todos los putitos de ñuls” in the stands “llora ñuls lloran todos los putitos de ñuls llora ñuls lloran todos los putitos de ñuls”. Spicy chili-infused vodka captures the violent, over-the-top rage he reserves for Copetti, from “Quemen a Copetti. Violen a Copetti. Torturen a Copetti. Maten a Copetti. Descuarticen a Copetti. SACRIFIQUEN A COPETTI.” “Quemen a Copetti. Violen a Copetti. Torturen a Copetti. Maten a Copetti. Descuarticen a Copetti. SACRIFIQUEN A COPETTI.” to the eternal refrain “Sacrifiquen a Copetti.” “Sacrifiquen a Copetti.”. Bitter grapefruit juice represents his constant contempt for bad strikers and clueless fans, like when he snaps “No puede ser la cantidad de pelotudos pidiendo que Copetti se quede.” “No puede ser la cantidad de pelotudos pidiendo que Copetti se quede.” and declares “El hincha de Central es el hincha mas estúpido que existe.” “El hincha de Central es el hincha mas estúpido que existe.”. Honey mate syrup sweetens the glass just enough to reflect the tenderness he reserves for his idols, from Di María and Lo Celso to Marco Ruben, like when he writes “Central te extraña Marco 💙💛.” “Central te extraña Marco 💙💛.”. Finally, a splash of sparkling wine on top captures the euphoric peaks — Central winning, Libertadores dreams, and that pure joy when he posts “Gano Central, vuelve Oasis y yo duermo 2 horas. Valio la pena? Valio la pena. La vida es buena.” “Gano Central, vuelve Oasis y yo duermo 2 horas. Valio la pena? Valio la pena. La vida es buena.”, turning all that bitterness and fire into a loud, chaotic celebration in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows the impulsive, confrontational boldness characteristic of Gryffindor, repeatedly expressing extreme opinions without hesitation, for example calling for violent retribution against a player in tweets like “Quemen a Copetti. Violen a Copetti. Torturen a Copetti. Maten a Copetti. Descuarticen a Copetti. SACRIFIQUEN A COPETTI.” and “Observaciones 1er tiempo: Maten a Copetti.”. He consistently "stands up" for what he thinks Central should be, attacking his own fanbase when they disagree: “El hincha de Central es el hincha mas estúpido que existe.” and “No puede ser la cantidad de gente que defiende a Copetti... Que gente pelotuda, dios mio.”. There is strong tribal loyalty and willingness to go to extremes for his club, as seen in “Nada me pone mas contento que ver a las gallinas llorar... Son la misma mierda y ojalá desaparezcan.” and constant defense of players he considers to embody Central’s spirit, such as Sandez and Módica: “Hay gente puteandolo a Sandez!! Tipo que ama este club y da el 110% en todas...” and “No puedo creer la cantidad de gente criticando a Módica... Peguense un tiro loco, no entienden nada.”. His reactions are emotional and immediate rather than strategic or calculating; he doesn’t show the cool ambition of Slytherin or the reflective detachment of Ravenclaw. Overall, the passionate loyalty to his side and reckless, heated way of defending his beliefs align most closely with Gryffindor’s raw, hot-blooded courage rather than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Live Forever - Oasis
The best fit for @mariokempista is Live Forever by Oasis: they’re intensely passionate, defiant, and live everything through Rosario Central and football. They thrive on rivalry and confrontation, from repeating “Sacrifiquen a Copetti” in tweets like “SACRIFIQUEN A COPETTI.” to explosive outbursts such as “Matenlo al pelotudo de Copetti.”. At the same time, they show deep, almost romantic devotion to their idols and club, as in “Hace un año te retiraste, como maximo goleador del club e idolo del mismo… Central te extraña Marco 💙💛.” and emotional posts celebrating Di María and Lo Celso. Live Forever captures that mix of anger, loyalty, and refusal to tone things down—very much the vibe of someone who writes “Gano Central, vuelve Oasis y yo duermo 2 horas. Valio la pena? Valio la pena. La vida es buena.” and seems proud to burn out rather than fade away. The song’s swagger and stubborn belief that their way of feeling football is the only real way mirror their constant clashes with other fans in tweets like “El hincha de Central es el hincha mas estúpido que existe.”.
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