Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal Friend: She plays games she dislikes, like Fortnite, just to help a friend get a specific skin.
- Academic Dedication: Despite struggling with focus, she successfully completed design modules at FIAP to further her career.
- Skilled Gamer: She demonstrates high mechanical skill by getting an Ace in competitive Valorant and reaching Diamond rank.
- Ambitious Independent: She is moving to a major capital alone to start a new life phase despite her fears.
- Emotionally Supportive: She finds joy in providing a safe space where friends feel comfortable enough to fall asleep on calls.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic Overthinker: She admits that thinking too much is horrible and leads to mental distress.
- Avoidant Communicator: Instead of expressing feelings, her cry for help is asking to watch movies or stay on calls.
- Social Withdrawal: Under stress, she feels a strong desire to delete social media and disappear from everyone.
- Mental Exhaustion: She frequently reports being mentally exhausted and feeling tired of everything.
- Suppresses Emotions: She struggles with her internal state, wishing she could stop suffocating her feelings.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Mari is a high-achieving, intellectual individual who identifies as a “software engineer” and takes pride in her academic progress, such as concluding “2 módulos do curso de design gráfico da FIAP”. Both share a deeply sensitive and melancholic side, often feeling misunderstood by those around them, as seen when she notes that “as pessoas nunca entendem” her feelings. Despite her intelligence and talent in gaming, she frequently struggles with existential burnout, admitting she is “tão exausta mentalmente” and experiences a recurring “vontade de desaparecer da face da terra”. Ultimately, Mari embodies the Lisa Simpson archetype: a creative, tech-savvy person who feels things deeply and often retreats into her own thoughts while navigating a world that feels draining.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Mari exhibits strong Introversion (I) through her frequent desires to “disappear from the face of the earth” and her preference for intimate “calls” over large social gatherings. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her introspective nature, often feeling “lost in thought” and focusing on the weight of unspoken feelings rather than just surface-level facts. As a Feeling (F) type, she is deeply affected by emotions, stating that “words hurt more than actions” and frequently expressing a need for emotional validation and “hugs.” Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her struggle with consistency, such as having “no aim consistency” in games and her spontaneous lifestyle changes, like moving to a new capital while admitting she has “no idea what I’m doing anymore.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a design module from FIAP? Because you just rewrote everything I thought I knew about my favorite colors.
- If I were a monster in Lethal Company, I’d still never attack you—I'd just wait in the repo for a chance to watch some movies in call with you.
- I promise I’m way better than a Radiant carry; I’ll actually listen when you desabafo and never look at you with desprezo.
- Forget the air fryer burns and the Radiohead blues—how about we get into a call, I'll stay quiet, and you can just fall asleep feeling safe?
- Is your name Christopher Bang? Because even though you're 'perso nei pensieri,' you're the only 'aura' I'm interested in following.
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Software engineer & Radiohead fan. Between debugging my sister’s laptop and moving to the big city, I’m probably clutching rounds in Valorant or gaming for the plot.– @mariwaguri
Your signature cocktail
The Snoopy-Bittersweet Bug
This drink captures a complex 21-year-old software engineer who is “moving to one of the biggest capitals in Brazil alone”. It has a strong caffeinated base for someone who “suffers from insomnia but loves to sleep”, mixed with the sharp bite of dark bitters because “words hurt more than actions”. The sweet Snoopy-inspired topping hides a competitive core, perfect for a gamer who “carried a Radiant today” and isn't afraid to be “blunt when people ask for it”. It’s an experimental, tech-forward blend that is both “mentally exhausting” and incredibly rewarding.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Mari embodies the Hufflepuff values of loyalty and dedication, explicitly stating “I really do EVERYTHING for my friends” even when it involves playing games she dislikes just to support them. Despite her frequent mental exhaustion, she maintains a strong work ethic as a software engineer and student, celebrating when she finally “concluded 2 modules of the graphic design course” after a period of struggle. Her focus on emotional safety and comfort is evident in how she finds it “so cute when someone falls asleep on call” with her, signifying a deep-rooted need for trust and security. While she faces internal conflicts, her instinct is to seek connection through simple shared activities like “watching something together” rather than seeking glory or power. Her kindness extends to her pets and friends, marking her as a true badger at heart.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
Given that @mariwaguri explicitly asks followers to guess her favorite song by the band in her tweet “duvido vcs acertarem qual é minha música favorita do radiohead”, the melancholic and introspective themes of Radiohead perfectly mirror her online persona. Her feed is a frequent outlet for feelings of isolation and mental exhaustion, notably when she expresses a “vontade de desaparecer da face da terra, me enfiar num buraco e nunca sair”. This sense of not belonging and deep emotional sensitivity is captured in her admission that “pensar demais é horrível, pqp” and her struggle to communicate her pain, often feeling that “as pessoas nunca entendem” when she tries to vent. Ultimately, the song’s raw vulnerability aligns with her digital diary of insomnia, loneliness, and the pursuit of comfort through gaming and companionship.
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