Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for boyfriend, friends, and his family, like gifting Snoopy items to Lucas in “eu quando to na minha fase snoopy…” and treasuring gifts from his parents in “estou muito feliz com minhas novas pulseirinhas…”.
- Reflective: Thinks about memories and meaning, e.g., calling A hora da estrela her most special book in “gostaria de dizer que o livro mais especial que eu tenho…” and printing photos for future generations in “ontem comprei papel fotográfico…”.
- Creative: Enjoys drawing, letters, crafts, and costumes, like the Snoopy drawing letter in “dei uma carta com um desenho que fiz do snoopy…”, painting drawings in “pintando todos os desenhos que posso…”, and planning fantasy outfits in “hihi escolher fantasia é muito legal…”.
- Dedicated: Shows commitment to studies and teaching, like celebrating passing a difficult course in “DEUS ESCUTOU MEU CHORO E EU PASSEI NESSA MATÉRIA” and taking pride in students’ progress in “pelo menos as aulas que eu dou realmente estão funcionando…”.
- Playful: Has a humorous, light tone about daily life, like joking about gaining pockets via her boyfriend in “depois que eu comecei a namorar eu ganhei bolsos…” and laughing about being called nerd for installing Steam in “ela me chamou de nerdola…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑deprecating: Frequently uses extreme negative language about herself or life, like “quase me matando” in her bio and saying a test “vai me matar” in “a prova de análise vai me matar”.
- Verbal‑aggressive: Reacting to stress with harsh insults or hostility, such as ““vai se fuder professor de mecânica…”” and ““gente pelo amor de deus alguém some com esse professor horroroso…”.
- Catastrophizing: Escalates frustrations into threats or dramatic outcomes, e.g., saying she’ll kill herself in front of staff if a request isn’t approved in “se não aprovarem eu vou me matar na frente de quem analisou” and about her professor not showing up in “eu vou atrás dele pra me matar na frente dele”.
- Health‑neglect: Normalizes ongoing physical issues without clear follow‑up, like taking dipyrone daily for headaches and asking if it’s normal in “estou há uma semana tomando pelo menos um comprimido de dipirona todo dia…”.
- Disorganized: Shows patterns of lateness or losing items, like getting her semester notebook a month after classes started in “o caderno que eu comprei… chegou (… semestre começou há um mês)” and saying she’s the person who most loses wallets in “eu sou a pessoa que mais perde a carteira…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: she’s studious, anxious about school, but also deeply sentimental and creative, just like this user. Mari is clearly academically driven (math at USP) and often stressed by classes and exams, mirroring Lisa’s overachiever anxiety, e.g. when she says “a prova de análise vai me matar” and celebrates passing a tough subject with “DEUS ESCUTOU MEU CHORO E EU PASSEI NESSA MATÉRIA”. Like Lisa, she’s empathetic and gets joy from helping others learn, as shown in “as aulas que eu dou realmente estão funcionando e as crianças estão conseguindo entender a matéria e tirar notas boas”. She’s also very emotionally attached to books, writing, and small aesthetic details, as in “ler é simplesmente o hobbie que eu mais amo na vida… te amo clarice lispector” and her love of postcards and letters in “cartão postal é a coisa mais linda do mundo” and “eu amo escrever cartas”. Finally, her mixture of cute obsessions (Snoopy gifts, band-aids, accessories) with periodic existential academic despair, as in “ao mesmo tempo que eu to animada pra voltar para o ime eu também sinto uma vontade profunda de me matar”, fits Lisa’s blend of sensitivity, intensity, and nerdy charm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
They seem more introverted (I) than extraverted: although they have an active social life, their tweets focus on close relationships and cozy, low‑key moments rather than performing for a large audience, like cherishing gifts from Lucas’ family in “estou muito feliz com minhas novas pulseirinhas e meu novo colar que o lucas e os pais dele me deram” and getting emotional over band‑aids from their boyfriend’s mom in “a mãe do lucas, minha sogra, me deu bandaids desenhados e coloridinhos”. Their posts are full of concrete details and sensory experiences, pointing to Sensing (S): specific foods, objects and places, such as “to muito ansiosa pra quinta feira chegar logo pra poder comer o melhor lamen que existe no brasil inteiro” and “meu sonho é comprar todos os cartões daqueles que coloca carta que existem no mundo pq um é mais lindo que o outro e eu amo escrever cartas”. They prioritize feelings, relationships, and warmth over detached logic, which fits Feeling (F): they gush about friends and loved ones in tweets like “queria dizer que a carol é a minha maior reconquista de amizade e a maior conquista do grupo opressadas” and celebrate students’ success in “pelo menos as aulas que eu dou realmente estão funcionando e as crianças estão conseguindo entender a matéria e tirar notas boas”. Their life is heavily structured around deadlines, planning, and anxiety about future tasks, suggesting Judging (J): they often think ahead about exams and events such as “to ansiosa para o querido guia bixe 2026 ficar pronto (os trabalhos nem começaram)” and “quando na semana logo depois do bife vc tem três trabalhos pra entregar e uma provinha pra fazer e então vc precisa fazer milagre pra deixar tudo pronto para antes do bife”. The combination of introverted, detail‑oriented, relational, and plan‑focused behavior aligns best with ISFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If even a useless prereq can be requirement for six other courses, can I apply to be the prerequisite for all your future six‑month celebrations at that shopping you love? I promise better results than your mechanics professor.
- You’re almost killing yourself with USP math, anxious about analysis, and still tutoring kids who actually learn… statistically speaking, the only thing I’m really failing is not asking you out for lamen at that ‘best in Brazil’ place on Thursday.
- You print photos, collect postcards, write letters, and give Snoopy socks and drawings to Lucas… if I wrote you a long, dramatic Clarice‑Lispector‑style letter on cute stationery, could I earn a spot in that little photo notebook of yours?
- You said after you started dating you ‘gained pockets’ because you use Lucas’s… I can’t compete with his jeans, but if you ever need someone to hold your lost wallet, stray bottons, or dipyrone stash on the Diamond line, I volunteer as storage.
- Since you’re hyped for Black Eyed Peas at a party and always chasing fantasy‑party costumes, how about we go to a BIFE festa together: I’ll be your Pablito‑level support, and tonight’s set list is just ‘I Gotta Feeling’ that you and I would be legendary.
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USP math student who packs Snoopy keychains, writes heartfelt letters & teaches kids they can pass calculus (I still panic more than they do).– @mariyumi_19
Your signature cocktail
Snoopy Sets & Clarice Spritz
This cocktail is bright but not too strong, for someone oscillating between wanting to cry over analysis and still show up to teach kids math, inspired by “a prova de análise vai me matar” and “as aulas que eu dou realmente estão funcionando e as crianças estão conseguindo entender a matéria”. Yuzu gin nods to her love of Japan and shinkansen adventures in “ebaaa andando de shinkansen” and “shibuya tem muita muita gente realmente, mas é muito legal amei”, while keeping things citrusy and energetic. Raspberry liqueur brings the sweetness of her relationship and all the tiny acts of care, like “estou muito feliz com minhas novas pulseirinhas e meu novo colar que o lucas e os pais dele me deram” and “agora eu tenho o lucas pra guardar minhas coisas nos bolsos dele”. Jasmine green tea syrup is for her studious, slightly overworked USP-math-core soul in “matemática usp (quase me matando)” and her hours de estudo em cálculo in “eu amo quando estou com uma dúvida em cálculo e eu apenas pego meu caderno”, adding calm floral depth under the chaos. Sparkling water makes it a fizzy, almost-celebratory spritz for her love of photos, festas e fantasia like “to muito ansiosa para as duas festas à fantasia que eu e o lucas temos” and “ansiosa para as fotos de ontem saírem meu deus eu amo muito foto”. The lemon peel and tiny cookie on the rim are a wink to her picky cookie opinions in “ontem comi um cookie muito bom... mas o de pistache com framboesa da amiga do lucas... é bem mais gostoso” and her full-on Snoopy era in “eu quando to na minha fase snoopy e tenho na minha mochila um chaveiro e uma pasta do snoopy”, because obviously her drink needs a cute snack accessory.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Mari consistently shows classic Hufflepuff traits: loyalty, kindness, and a strong work ethic. She cares deeply about her students and takes pride in their success, writing that “many things may be going wrong, but at least the classes I teach are really working and the kids are managing to understand the material and get good grades”, which reflects patience and dedication. Her affection and loyalty toward friends and loved ones appear often, like being thrilled with the accessories and band-aids given by her boyfriend and his family in “I’m very happy with my new bracelets and necklace that Lucas and his parents gave me” and “today Lucas’s mom, my mother-in-law, gave me cute colorful band-aids just because I liked them”. She treasures small, wholesome rituals and memories—wanting to print photos for future generations in “nothing will stop me from printing the photos I take so future generations can have the same experience of sitting with family and opening boxes of photos” and loving handwritten letters and postcards in “my dream is to buy all the letter cards in the world because I love writing letters” and “postcards are the most beautiful thing in the world”. While she is clearly intelligent and studies hard at USP Mathematics, her tweets about stress and exams (like “the analysis exam is going to kill me”) focus more on perseverance than intellectual pride, reinforcing a Hufflepuff identity over Ravenclaw. Overall, her warmth toward friends and family, dedication to teaching, and love of simple, cozy joys fit Hufflepuff far better than any other house.
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Your song
Pocketful of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield
A song about holding onto small, bright comforts fits Mari’s mix of stress, softness, and tiny joys. She’s constantly overwhelmed by university life and math, joking about classes and professors like when she wrote about a terrifying exam in “a prova de análise vai me matar” and being fed up with a terrible professor in “gente pelo amor de deus alguém some com esse professor horroroso pqp”. At the same time, she clings to her happy places: cute stationery and postcards in “cartão postal é a coisa mais linda do mundo… agora toda vez que eu for viajar… eu comprarei cartões postais”, her love of letters in “meu sonho é comprar todos os cartões daqueles que coloca carta… e eu amo escrever cartas”, and her Snoopy phase in “eu quando to na minha fase snoopy… dei uma carta com um desenho que fiz do snoopy e duas meias… para o lucas”. The song’s theme of carrying a hidden refuge echoes how she finds comfort in her relationship, like when she gushes about their six‑month celebration in “hoje foi o melhor dia… comemoração de seis meses… depois comprei vários livros… e tinha sorvete pra tomar” and in sweet gestures from his family in “minha sogra me deu bandaids desenhados e coloridinhos todos fofos”. Even when things are chaotic, her joy in teaching and seeing kids learn in “muitas coisas podem estar dando errado, mas pelo menos as aulas que eu dou realmente estão funcionando” shows the same resilient, quietly optimistic core at the heart of Pocketful of Sunshine.
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