Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly names complex feelings like loneliness and melancholy, e.g. “aquele sentimento de solidão q nunca vai embora” and “é incrivel como TODO fim de ano eu fico melancólica”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and warmth toward people and things she cares about, like friends and fandoms: “amo fazer as pessoas serem vistas e ouvidas” and “eu te amo joji obrigada por voltar a trabalhar😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating jokes and playful tone, e.g. “pensa numa bixa q n sabe fazer um fake” and “imagine talking shit of me and i’m just in my room like this”.
- Reflective: Thinks about past experiences and how they shaped her, like “nem tudo que aconteceu foi como eu queria, mas isso me fez crescer e mudar” and looking at old photos in “as vezes eu abro minha galeria do celular antigo so pra me torturar pq eu sei que aquilo nao vai voltar.”.
- Loyal-fan: Shows strong, consistent dedication to artists and media she loves, especially Joji and horror, as in “eu fico muito feliz de ter sido uma criança q sempre gostou de terror” and repeated excitement like “DEUS É BOM O DIABO É RUIM O JOJI VOLTOU GENTE EU AMO VIVER MEU DEUS”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-isolating: Frequently expresses wanting distance from others and feeling she doesn’t belong, e.g. “I don’t belong anywhere” and “odeio quando eu quero ficar sozinha e nao posso simplesmente expulsar todos ao meu redor💔”.
- Ruminative: Dwells on the past and painful memories, as in “as vezes eu abro minha galeria do celular antigo so pra me torturar pq eu sei que aquilo nao vai voltar.” and “no fim, só sentimos falta do início, onde tudo era mil e uma maravilhas”.
- Emotionally-volatile: Tweets swing between affection and hurt, with intense reactions to relationships and events, e.g. “sim, esqueça todo amor que eu te dei… assim você pode me ver como um monstro sem alma” and “será que se eu morro ela agora me ama? :P”.
- Conflictual: Sometimes engages harshly when upset, including direct insults or ragebait, like “todo mundo sabe q tu é uma nazi nojenta q usa a subcultura gótica pra se sexualizar e chamar a atenção de incel.” and “amo espalhar ragebait e ver o povo caindo”.
- Socially-exhausted: Mentions fatigue with social media and people, for example “as vezes da uma preguica de usar o tt”, “eu real acho que vou desativar tudo”, and discomfort with awareness campaigns in “debate, campanha, movimentos ou conversa sobre o setembro amarelo revira meu estômago…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user’s mix of introspection, melancholy, and artistic/nerdy interests lines up most closely with Lisa Simpson. They reflect a strong inner emotional world and recurring loneliness, like Lisa does, in posts such as “aquele sentimento de solidão q nunca vai embora” and “I don’t belong anywhere”. Their love of media like horror, games, and specific artists shows a passionate, slightly obsessive fandom similar to Lisa’s intensity—see “eu fico muito feliz de ter sido uma criança q sempre gostou de terror” and the many Joji tweets such as “eu te amo joji obrigada por voltar a trabalhar😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”. Like Lisa’s mix of idealism and frustration with others, the user swings between wanting to connect (“amo fazer as pessoas serem vistas e ouvidas”) and feeling alienated or hurt by people (“sim, esqueça todo amor que eu te dei… assim você pode me ver como um monstro sem alma”). Even their dark humor and dramatic, poetic lines—like “sera que se eu morro ela agora me ama? :P”—fit Lisa’s tendency to be both existential and theatrical about her emotions. Overall, they read as a modern, online, slightly more chaotic Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often describe feeling alone or detached even around others, like in “aquele sentimento de solidão q nunca vai embora” and “é bizarro o sentimento de se sentir sozinha mesmo com pessoas que gostam de voce ao seu redor”, and mention getting tired of Twitter itself in “as vezes da uma preguica de usar o tt”. Their focus on meaning, media, and internal states over concrete details suggests Intuition (N): they reflect on time and change in “as vezes eu abro minha galeria do celular antigo so pra me torturar pq eu sei que aquilo nao vai voltar.” and on emotional nostalgia in “no fim, só sentimos falta do início, onde tudo era mil e uma maravilhas”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking, prioritizing emotional experience and empathy, as in “amo fazer as pessoas serem vistas e ouvidas” and the hurt, self-reflective tone of “sim, esqueça todo amor que eu te dei... assim você pode me ver como um monstro sem alma, apenas para fugir da sua dor.”. Their lifestyle reads as more Perceiving (P): they talk about moodiness, spontaneity, and indecision (e.g. hair changes and future swag) such as “maior duvida: cortar o cabelo curtinho ou deixar crescer” and the open-ended, slightly chaotic vibe of “pensa num bixo ansioso”. The combination of introspective loneliness, attachment to art and media (Joji, Mitski, Bojack, FNAF), idealistic love in “no matter how much, or how often people hurt each other, loving someone is never waste.”, and emotional intensity aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting “I love you Joji” and “I’m still here BoJack,” but have you considered adding one more sad little guy to your roster? I come with playlists, Halloween costume ideas, and unlimited ragebait commentary.
- You said listening to Juice WRLD or Finn Wolfhard singing feels like hearing an ex in your voicemail… how about we fix that and create some new memories so your Spotify stops sounding like a breakup and more like a soft reboot?
- You’re out here debating ‘short fringe vs side bangs’ and ‘cut it or let it grow,’ but personally I think any timeline where I get to hold your hand like your bff in that tweet is already the right haircut arc.
- You finished Cyberpunk again, cried over the ending, love FNAF, horror since childhood, JoJo, and Steel Ball Run… so basically you’ve trained your whole life to date someone whose only red flag is ‘too many tabs open,’ right?
- You said ‘loving someone is never waste’ even when people hurt each other; if that’s really how you feel, I’d like to formally apply to be the person who proves you right instead of giving you more material for melancholic end-of-year tweets.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Horror kid turned film note-taker, Joji enjoyer & chronic fringe experimenter. Balancing Corinthians, cyberpunk feelings and max swag goals.– @marizocaauau
Your signature cocktail
Swag & Sadness Sour (ft. Joji)
This cocktail is moody but playful, just like someone who tweets “the baddest but the saddest🪽” and still yells “swaaaaaaagg”. The plum-infused base nods to their Joji obsession, from the bio #joji to screaming “eu te amo joji obrigada por voltar a trabalhar😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, emo sweetness for moments like “aquele sentimento de solidão q nunca vai embora” and “I don’t belong anywhere”. Yuzu or lemon juice brings a sharp, chaotic brightness that fits their hair crises like “cortei minha franja muito curta agr to me comparando com meu eu de ontem” and their eternal haircut dilemmas. A splash of cold brew coffee is for the late-night gamer/film/series vibes—crying to Mitski in “as vezes, chorar ao som de mitski é a janta” and rethinking life after finishing Cyberpunk in “terminei cyberpunk dnv e lembtei o pq fiquei tao mal”. The smoked salt sugar rim balances sweet and bitter, just like being both soft and sharp enough to tweet “amo fazer as pessoas serem vistas e ouvidas” and also “todo mundo sabe q tu é uma nazi nojenta q usa a subcultura gótica pra se sexualizar e chamar a atenção de incel.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest throughline in their tweets is emotional intensity mixed with sharp self‑protection and ambition, which fits Slytherin best. They openly enjoy provoking and watching reactions, e.g. “amo espalhar ragebait e ver o povo caindo”, which shows a cunning, strategic side rather than a purely empathetic or scholarly one. There’s a clear edge and readiness to bite back in posts like “i am not your pet, i never liked you, i don't care about you, i won't wait for you. I bite.” and “todo mundo sabe q tu é uma nazi nojenta q usa a subcultura gótica pra se sexualizar e chamar a atenção de incel.”, suggesting strong boundaries and confrontational courage tailored to their own moral code. They are also quite self-focused and image-aware, talking about reaching “swag máximo” with their salary in “ano que vem com o meu salario eu vou atingir o swag maximo vcs vao ver !!” and debating aesthetic choices like hair and style across multiple tweets, which reflects Slytherin’s concern with self-definition and presentation. While there are traces of loyalty and sentimentality, the blend of ambition, emotional intensity, and calculated provocativeness makes Slytherin the most convincing fit.
Your movie
Your song
Nobody - Mitski
A well‑suited song for them is “Nobody” by Mitski, because it blends loneliness, yearning, and a bit of self-aware humor in a way that mirrors their timeline. They often express a deep, lingering solitude, like when they say “aquele sentimento de solidão q nunca vai embora” and “I don’t belong anywhere”, which echoes the song’s central feeling of being alone in a crowded world. Their end-of-year melancholy and nostalgia—“é incrivel como TODO fim de ano eu fico melancólica” and “as vezes eu abro minha galeria do celular antigo so pra me torturar pq eu sei que aquilo nao vai voltar.”—fit the song’s mix of sadness and reflection. At the same time, they joke, stay expressive, and love emotional music, even tweeting “as vezes, chorar ao som de mitski é a janta”, which directly ties their emotional coping to Mitski’s work. Nobody captures that vibe of dramatic, heartfelt loneliness while still feeling very online, self-aware, and a little bit theatrical—just like their tweets.
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