Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Multilingual: Speaks multiple languages and is actively learning Dutch, shown in bio and tweets like “Corrigeer mijn Nederlands als ik iets fout heb, alsjeblieft en dank je. #ongezellig”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on their own habits and limitations, such as drawing inconsistency and ADD in “I am a very inconsistent person and ADD doesn't help.”.
- Politically-engaged: Expresses clear political stances, e.g. anti-fascist and anti-racist positions in tweets like “Very based yet small ass bathroom in Crete #antifa #FCKNZS” and criticism of Trump in “Trump is a retarded racist but ALL Humans are Primates”.
- Creative: Frequently shares doodles, characters and art ideas, such as “I am on some sort of drawing cocaine rn, I can't stop doodling” and multiple #ongezellig character drawings.
- Resilient: Pushes through frustrations with school and environment, like “Greek School is such a fucking joke... Good for me though, free graduation” while still planning to move and study abroad.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Uses absolute, aggressive language about others, e.g. “You can't be a progressive Leftist and like Hassan Piker. Hassan is fucking awful” and “Nintendo is a hellborn greedy retard company”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks very negatively about themselves, e.g. “I'm such a Fat Fucking Chud, guh” and “I'm fat and retarded but I do shower”.
- Burnout-prone: Describes low motivation and exhaustion, like “Been thinking about home since day 3 and now I feel exhausted. I am close to only leaving the house when absolutely necessary and I hate it”.
- Inconsistent: Acknowledges difficulty maintaining long-term commitments, such as commissions or new platforms: “I might completely forget to ever check it Idk” and “I am a very inconsistent person and ADD doesn't help.”.
- Anxious: Expresses strong anxiety about speaking Dutch and social interaction: “I have too much anxiety to speak Dutch when I am only A1” and social awkwardness in “because I am autistic and very socially awkward I haven't even held a girls hand.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because they’re thoughtful, politically engaged, and openly left-leaning, like when they say “You can't be a progressive Leftist and like Hassan Piker. Hassan is fucking awful” and complain about systemic problems in school and society, e.g. “Greek School is such a fucking joke… Problems the system not the teachers”. Like Lisa, they’re multilingual and intellectually curious, listing several languages in their bio and actively learning Dutch, asking others to correct them: “Corrigeer mijn Nederlands als ik iets fout heb, alsjeblieft en dank je.”. They show self-awareness and anxiety about their own inconsistency and neurodivergence, saying “I am a very inconsistent person and ADD doesn't help” and describing themselves as autistic and socially awkward, which echoes Lisa’s introspective and sometimes isolated nature. They’re also creative and passionate about drawing and niche media, similar to Lisa’s saxophone and intellectual hobbies, as seen in “I am on some sort of drawing cocaine rn, I can't stop doodling” and their many art posts. While their tone is more vulgar and edgy than Lisa’s, the combination of principled politics, frustration with ignorance, academic critique, and intense curiosity aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): although they interact online, most tweets are about solitary interests like drawing and gaming, and they describe becoming very withdrawn: “I am close to only leaving the house when absolutely necessary and I hate it”. Their frustration with social media and public spaces also suggests overstimulation rather than energizing from people: “I swear I am never opening social media again in public…”. They favor Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing: they riff on definitions and categories like race/"white people" in a conceptual way (“what the fuck is a white person”, “Not 2 people in this thread that can agree on what a white person is”) and enjoy big-picture social critiques about school systems and countries (“Greek School is such a fucking joke… Problems the system not the teachers”, “It's nice for holidays but it sucks”). Their tone is strongly Thinking (T): they use blunt, analytical language and often argue from logic or facts, such as correcting misconceptions about biology (“ALL Humans are Primates”) and mocking irrational standards (“It took like 2 billion years of only Monocelular life evolving…”, “what the fuck is the point”). Finally, they appear Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they emphasize inconsistency and lack of structure (“I am a very inconsistent person and ADD doesn't help. Sometimes I might just not feel like drawing for days”), debate pulling all-nighters instead of following a plan (“Debating if I should pull a 2nd all nighter or not rn, school tomorrow too”), and talk about being driven by mood and spontaneity rather than schedules. Overall, an INTP profile fits a mentally active, analytical, self-critical introvert who loves abstract debates, systems-level complaints, niche interests (Terraria, death metal), and who struggles with consistency and external structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can chest press 80 kilos, do you think you could also handle the weight of me moving from 🇬🇷 to 🇳🇱/🇦🇹 just to complain about life and play Terraria with you?
- You’re out here struggling with Legendary Eater of Worlds as Summoner, meanwhile I’m struggling with Legendary Marl of Twitter as a Flirter—any chance we party up and you carry me through both boss fights?
- You said you’re a fat fucking chud, guh—funny, because from your doodles and that ‘drawing cocaine’ streak, all I see is someone whose art and brain are seriously overpowered.
- You roast Fahrenheit, inches and month/day/year so hard that I’m low-key convinced the only correct measurement system is how many languages you speak and how fast my heart rate spikes reading your Dutch practice tweets.
- Death metal eldritch gods eating people, Ongezellig comfort characters, and a harmonium older than your parents—your whole vibe is so chaotic and specific that I kinda want to be the oddly fitting NPC that shows up in your next doodle as your love interest.
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Greek-Austrian art goblin in a broken school system, grinding Dutch and Legendary mode Terraria. Draws mean women, lifts heavy, complains politely.– @Marl_Gravel
Your signature cocktail
The Ongezellig Overachiever
A base of raki stands in for Greece – loud, raw, and a bit harsh – just like their rants about how much they want to leave: “I want out! 🇬🇷➡️🇳🇱/🇦🇹 Ich wil raus! 🇬🇷➡️🇳🇱/🇦🇹 Θέλω να φύγω! 🇬🇷➡️🇳🇱/🇦🇹 Ik wil eruit! 🇬🇷➡️🇳🇱/🇦🇹” and “Greek School is such a fucking joke… We do nothing”. Austrian apricot liqueur adds a smooth, bittersweet nod to the country they’ll “prolly move to after college”: “Fuck Greece but I'll still prolly move to Austria after College”. Stroopwafel/caramel syrup with cinnamon represents their love–hate grind learning Dutch and the cozy #Ongezellig fandom: “Corrigeer mijn Nederlands als ik iets fout heb” and “Oh Satan neem mijn ziel en laat mij vloeiend Nederlands spreken”. A sharp espresso shot channels their wired, sleep-deprived gamer-art gremlin energy, from pulling near all-nighters for school: “Debating if I should pull a 2nd all nighter or not rn, school tomorrow too” to sweaty Terraria bossrush runs: “This is why you only play Terraria like a sweaty bossrush”. Finally, a dash of sea salt captures both the literal lack-of-water grind: “Where I live we don't get water in the Summer and have to fill up bottles twice a month” and their salty, zero-filter takes on politics and culture, from “Nintendo is a hellborn greedy retard company that would sell all of its consumers kidneys if they could” to “You can't be a progressive Leftist and like Hassan Piker. Hassan is fucking awful”. This cocktail is strong, bittersweet, and a little unhinged – just like someone who calls themselves “a Fat Fucking Chud” while still pushing 80 kilos on the chest press: “I'm such a Fat Fucking Chud, guh” and “80 kilos on the chest press”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their strongest throughline is curiosity and analytical thinking, often applied to politics, culture, and even memes in a very "pick the idea apart" way. They question broad social categories like race in a nerdy, overthinking way, e.g. “The term's 'White Person/ople' have really been pissing me off lately cause what the fuck is a white person” and “Not 2 people in this thread that can agree on what a white person is I've heard Anyone European Anyone with light beige skin Only Germanics Germanics, Welsh and Celtics”. They clearly enjoy learning languages for its own sake and actively ask for correction and immersion, as in “Corrigeer mijn Nederlands als ik iets fout heb, alsjeblieft en dank je.” and “Ik moet heel snel Nederlands leeren maar ik heb te veel angst te Nederlandse te spreken als ik alleen A1 ben 💔”. There’s also a very nerdy, knowledge-first style in how they comment on science and evolution, like “It took like 2 billion years of only Monocelular life evolving for Multicelular life to appear btw” and pedantically noting “ALL Humans are Primates”. Their creative side is also prominent: they’re constantly drawing and building little worlds for their characters, from “I am on some sort of drawing cocaine rn, I can't stop doodling” to structured character concepts like “I haven't put much deep thought into it I just enjoy drawing Mymy as a grumpy teacher, Maya as a woman failure and Coco very successful”. While they show some Gryffindor-ish bluntness in political takes like “You can't be a progressive Leftist and like Hassan Piker. Hassan is fucking awful”, the dominant pattern is a brainy, language-obsessed, hyper-analytical creativity that fits Ravenclaw best.
Your movie
Your song
Duality - Slipknot
A well‑suited song for them is “Duality” by Slipknot, because it mixes aggression, self‑critique, and vulnerability in the same way their timeline does. They’re openly harsh and political, calling out creators and systems like in “You can't be a progressive Leftist and like Hassan Piker. Hassan is fucking awful” and “Greek School is such a fucking joke… Problems the system not the teachers”, which fits the song’s frustrated, confrontational tone. At the same time, they frequently turn that intensity inward, saying things like “I'm such a Fat Fucking Chud, guh” and “I am now noticing how pathetic I've become the last 2 years… I am close to only leaving the house when absolutely necessary and I hate it”, mirroring the song’s "I push my fingers into my eyes" self‑loathing and mental struggle. Their love of heavy music and dark imagery in tweets like “I adore Deathmetal album covers with dystopian illustrations of eldritch Gods destroying everything and eating people” and “Nu Metal songs about actual problems in our world and society vs Death Metal… (Both Incredibly based btw)” also matches Slipknot’s aesthetic and themes. Overall, Duality captures their mix of political anger, self‑deprecation, mental struggle, and love for heavy music better than most mainstream songs.
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