Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-engaged: Frequently comments on politics and policy, e.g. criticizing libertarians and peronists in “Un programa no funciona luego de 2 meses Libertarios:'bueno ya fue'... Peronistas:nos cortaron el subsidio gente😭😭” and reacting to Venezuelan and chavista issues in “Estos tipos son el cáncer general del mundo...”.
- Humorous-imagination: Shows creative, absurd humor in fictional setups like the isekai-style story in “El isekai mas normal que se viene: Me bori a las 999 bajas...” and the analog horror joke in “La trama de algún analog horror moldavo...”.
- Loyal-fan: Expresses affection and loyalty toward their football club, e.g. “Lo mejor que me puede dar mi club son estos momentos totalmente random y me encanta.”, and states being a Banfield supporter in their bio.
- Observant-commentator: Picks up patterns and inconsistencies in social behavior, such as noting recurring edit moments in “Che siempre son los mismos momentos,corte el edit de 'riqueldios2007gallina_puta'...” and comparing dubbing industries in “Siempre me pareció curioso que en casi todo el mundo la industria del doblaje es full vainilla...”.
- Committed-student: Mentions studying a teaching program in the bio and describes handling a family issue while still attending a faculty event in “Cai a un evento de la facultad donde yo me había anotado caigo 30 min tarde porque tuve una situación personal...”.
Weaknesses:
- Sexist-attitude: Uses hostile generalizations about women, such as “Estás terminan a los 40 solteras y concha floja por andar de trola toda su vida...” and “Bor que cualquier chiste contado por una mina pierde la gracia?”.
- Ableist-language: Employs slurs toward people with disabilities and chromosomal conditions, e.g. “Son 26 segundos de ver gente con superávit de cromosomas...” and “En esta toca estar al lado del down vera.”.
- Dehumanizing-rhetoric: Refers to groups in extreme, dehumanizing terms, like calling some “el cáncer general del mundo” in “Estos tipos son el cáncer general del mundo...” and suggesting inquisitorial punishments in “El castigo más suave para estos debería hacer ver los métodos de la inquisición como un partido de golf.”.
- National-stereotyping: Makes sweeping insults about nationalities, such as “Siempre el comentario más degenerado posible es de un mexicano.”, “Este debe ser el posteo más mexichango que veo en el día.”, and mocking Spaniards and Mexicans in “Españoles y mexicanos si tener que tapar el sabor de una comida...”.
- Violent-extremism: Expresses approval of or desire for extreme violence, as in “Videla se quedó corto.” and advocating harsh punishments in “El castigo más suave para estos debería hacer ver los métodos de la inquisición como un partido de golf.”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The account’s mix of bitterness, dark humor, and constant insults lines up closest with Moe Szyslak. Moe is known for his abrasive, misanthropic rants and willingness to say wildly offensive things, similar to tweets like “Videla se quedó corto.” and “Del primero al último fueron,son y serán unos hijos de puta.”. The user frequently mocks entire groups with crude generalizations, as in “Siempre el comentario más degenerado posible es de un mexicano.” and “Mientras tanto ellos tienen el voto hiper calificado de un villero de 30 años…”, which feels very much like Moe trash-talking his bar patrons or whoever walks in. There’s also a cynical political streak and delight in harsh put-downs, seen in “Pelotudo que sos Grabois.” and “Juan para que entiendas tu post es una poronga tan mala que se lo mostré a un buto y no le gustó.”. Overall, the blend of aggression, gallows humor, and constant roasting matches Moe far better than the more balanced or idealistic main family members.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They read as an Extrovert (E) because they constantly engage others directly, often jumping into public debates and quote-tweeting strangers with confrontational humor, for example mocking a post as “el posteo más mexichango que veo en el día” and celebrating random club-related social moments in “Lo mejor que me puede dar mi club son estos momentos totalmente random y me encanta.”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they react to very specific, concrete situations—particular videos, political events, and personal experiences—such as the harsh description of a short clip as “26 segundos de ver gente con superávit de cromosomas y alguna ets haciendo boludeces sin gracia.” rather than exploring abstract theory. The tone is clearly Thinking (T): they prioritize blunt, often harsh judgment over tact, for instance saying “Videla se quedó corto.” and dismissing someone’s content as “una poronga tan mala que se lo mostré a un buto y no le gustó.”. They also analyze politics in a detached, critical way, such as criticizing welfare voters in “tienen el voto hiper calificado de un villero de 30 años que sale a robar todos los días y decide su voto por quien le da más planes para no laburar.”. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P): their tweets are impulsive, off-the-cuff reactions, bouncing from anime-style isekai jokes in “El isekai mas normal que se viene…” to spontaneous rants about university pay in “le pagaban 600.000 a un loco por cuidar un proyector, POR CUIDAR UN PROYECTOR.”, showing a flexible, reactive style rather than structured planning. Altogether, the direct social engagement, concrete focus, harsh logical tone, and spontaneous commentary best fit ESTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say your club’s best gift is those totally random moments — let me be the most random one yet: a Banfield fan from Rosario who ends up falling for the brain behind all those cursed quote tweets.
- You joked about the ‘isekai más normal’ with 999 bajas and a giga right arm; plot twist: in my isekai run, I respawn in Rosario just to see if you’d let me be baja número 1 en tu lista, but in a good way.
- For someone who calls out everyone from libertarians to peronists and still finds time to study to be a teacher, you’ve got elite-level criteria — think I could ever qualify as something you wouldn’t insult in a quote tweet?
- You said the best punishment would make the Inquisition look like a golf game; if going out with you is the sentence, I’ll gladly plead guilty and ask for the maximum penalty: coffee, charla política, and a walk in Rosario.
- You’ve roasted mexichangos, libertarians, coordinadores de egresados y hasta doblajes mexicanos… If I manage to make you laugh instead of ending as a screenshot on your timeline, that’s when I’ll know I’m really special.
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Rosario 🇦🇷 | Banfield fan in teacher training | Commentary on politics, fútbol & internet culture | Once missed an event rescuing my little brother from school chaos– @marmotatermo1
Your signature cocktail
The Banfield Bitter Shitpost Negroni
This cocktail is strong, abrasive, and unapologetically Argentine, much like his timeline and Rosario/Banfield identity, so the Fernet con Coca base mirrors the local, football-fan energy and chaotic love for his club reflected in “Lo mejor que me puede dar mi club son estos momentos totalmente random y me encanta.”. A mezcal splash nods to his constant, half-playful xenophobic jabs at Mexicans, like “Siempre el comentario más degenerado posible es de un mexicano.” and “Este debe ser el posteo más mexichango que veo en el día.”, giving the drink a smoky, trolling aftertaste. Dry vermouth keeps it sharp and bitter rather than sweet, channeling lines like “Del primero al último fueron,son y serán unos hijos de puta.” and the brutal verdict “Videla se quedó corto.”. The Tabasco or smoked chili bitters evoke his incendiary, over-the-top insults and edge-lord analogies such as “Son 26 segundos de ver gente con superávit de cromosomas y alguna ets haciendo boludeces sin gracia.” and “El castigo más suave para estos debería hacer ver los métodos de la inquisición como un partido de golf.”. Finally, the lemon twist adds a sharp, sarcastic brightness, matching his snark about politics and media like “Pelotudo que sos Grabois.” and his meme-heavy, shitpost style in “El isekai mas normal que se viene: Me bori a las 999 bajas y reencarne en un mundo nuevo como el héroe del giga brazo derecho…”. This drink isn’t meant to be balanced or polite; it’s meant to hit like opening his replies at 3 a.m.—strong, bitter, politically loaded, and unexpectedly funny.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account shows strong Slytherin traits: aggression, contempt, and an instinct for dominance over others. They repeatedly demean groups with harsh, dehumanizing language, e.g. calling people “el cáncer general del mundo” in “Estos tipos son el cáncer general del mundo…”, mocking people with disabilities in “En esta toca estar al lado del down vera.”, and referring to people as having “superávit de cromosomas” in “Son 26 segundos de ver gente con superávit de cromosomas…”. There is also a ruthless endorsement of extreme authoritarian violence in “Videla se quedó corto.”, which points to a worldview where power and force are more important than compassion or fairness. Their tweets about politics and social groups show a focus on winners vs. losers and open contempt for those they see as weak or inferior, like in “Mientras tanto ellos tienen el voto hiper calificado de un villero de 30 años…” and “Estás terminan a los 40 solteras y concha floja…”. Overall, there is little evidence of Hufflepuff kindness or Gryffindor self-sacrificial bravery, and the tone is more sneering and power-oriented than Ravenclaw-curious, so Slytherin is the closest fit.
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Insulto de bajo presupuesto - Bersuit Vergarabat
A fitting song for this user is Insulto de bajo presupuesto by Bersuit Vergarabat, because it captures the aggressive, irreverent, and politically charged tone of their timeline. They constantly lean into crude, over-the-top put‑downs, like calling someone a "down vera" or saying "Videla se quedó corto", which mirrors the song’s satirical and abrasive style. Their TL is full of hostile generalizations and xenophobic or sexist jabs, such as "Siempre el comentario más degenerado posible es de un mexicano" and "Estás terminan a los 40 solteras y concha floja por andar de trola toda su vida", aligning with the song’s mocking, deliberately offensive energy. The user also mixes political rage with vulgar humor — for example, attacking leftists as "el cáncer general del mundo" or ranting about libertarians and Peronists — which fits Bersuit’s tradition of bitter, ironic social commentary. Overall, their combination of football-fan bluntness, Argentine political rants, and relentless insults is very much in the spirit of a loud, caustic Bersuit track like Insulto de bajo presupuesto.
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