Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Calls out her own behavior and cringe in a playful way, like offering a welkin to anyone who watches a video without cringing in “buying a welkin for whoever watches this fully without cringing” and joking about having no interesting traits in “writing an about me in strawpage when i got no interesting personality traits”.
- Loyal fandom: Shows consistent, passionate support for her faves, especially Scaramouche, as seen in “getting ratioed for the 70th time defending scara” and “I WANT TO QUIT POOSHIN BUT SCARAMOUCHE IS MAKING ME FEEL BAD TO QUIT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRAH”.
- Community engagement: Frequently initiates or joins interactive posts like builds, team comps, and memes, such as “let’s do one too”, “let’s see ur dps goat”, and “let’s restart genshin”.
- Critical thinking: Questions double standards and broader issues, like calling out porn consumption hypocrisy in “can we also invent an insult for men who buy porn the same way women get called whores for making money off of it” and critiquing story blame in “why are they putting all the blame on dottore ijbol this games writing is questionable”.
- Playful resilience: Treats online drama and blocks with humor rather than despair, like laughing at being blocked in “this still fmu like they really blocked me over this” and “omg i keep running into people who have me blocked im crine”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive phrases and insults that can escalate conflict, such as “FUCKASS ENEMIES FROM TEL AVIV” and “And fuck naoya”.
- Drama-prone: Frequently references blocking, ship fights, and ratios, indicating a pull toward conflict, as in “oomf keeps putting ship drama on my tl after i muted every ship possible”, “notice how scara fans get called annoying… the people in question harass them”, and “getting ratioed for the 70th time defending scara”.
- Self-critical insecurity: Talks down about herself and her presence, like “writing an about me in strawpage when i got no interesting personality traits” and “dude i want to post sum about how misogynistic hoyo players really are but i dont got any followers fawk”.
- Impulsive posting: Mentions deleting tweets when they don’t perform and extreme ideas like trading accounts, suggesting reactive decisions, as in “i need to stop deleting tweets just cuz they don’t bang everyone has 0 like tweets right” and “i’m deadass about to trade genshin accounts with someone my account is so bad”.
- Conflict generalization: Makes broad, heated statements about groups that can alienate others, such as “what’s with hoyotwt and calling everything misogyny like i just don’t see it most of the time” and “gacha grail mfs calling dahlia an easy skip…”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson best: a chaotic, snarky teen who jokes his way through obsession-level interests. The timeline is full of irreverent drags and unserious beef, like “i drag every character so pls don’t take my comments seriously” and “Muting thirsty oomf”, which is very Bart-coded prankster energy. They’re also deeply fixated on niche fandom hills to die on, constantly defending faves like Scaramouche even while getting clowned, as seen in “getting ratioed for the 70th time defending scara” and “if you don’t like wanderer you will have to mute me for january 3rd because i will be reposting arts of him”. Like Bart, they mix genuine passion with performative rebellion and a short attention span, jumping from ships to games to drama: “the way i gave up on jjk after 1 day of swearing it’d be my new obsession”. Even their casually abrasive, trolling lines such as “FUCKASS ENEMIES FROM TEL AVIV” and “y’all gag at anything” fit Bart’s tendency to poke the bear just to see what happens.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert because most tweets are about solo online hobbies and parasocial/media interests rather than real-life social events, and they explicitly complain about difficulty making friends online, e.g. “how the fuck do you make oomfs on this app”. Their focus on fandom narratives, character arcs, and ships over concrete real‑life details points to Intuition (N): they discuss meta about writing and characterization like “why are they putting all the blame on dottore ijbol this games writing is questionable” and abstract fandom dynamics in “what’s with hoyotwt and calling everything misogyny like i just don’t see it most of the time”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over strict logic, reacting from personal values and emotional attachments: they get protective of favorites (“getting ratioed for the 70th time defending scara”), talk about fairness toward women in sex work (“can we also invent an insult for men who buy porn the same way women get called whores for making money off of it”), and express intense affection like “I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRAH”. Their timeline shows a spontaneous, in‑the‑moment style rather than structured planning, fitting Perceiving (P): they frequently change their mind or want to restart things (“i’m deadass about to trade genshin accounts with someone my account is so bad”, “let’s restart genshin”), and admit to impulsively deleting tweets just because “they don’t bang” (“i need to stop deleting tweets just cuz they don’t bang everyone has 0 like tweets right”). Overall, a media‑obsessed, emotionally intense, values‑driven, somewhat self‑conscious and unstructured online presence best aligns with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your oomfs keep putting ship drama on your TL after you muted every ship, I volunteer as your new ship: Bea x the person who actually listens and sends you Scara art on January 3rd.
- You said you’d buy a Welkin for whoever watches that video without cringing—what if I told you I’d watch the whole thing, THEN run the Nod Krap quest with you and still think the most embarrassing thing is how hard I’m pulling for you.
- For the first seven years of your life it was only Nirvana, now it’s Scara, Blade, Dr. Ratio and Anaxa… I’m just trying to become the next silly hyperfixation on that immaculate tier list.
- You keep getting ratioed defending Scara—how about we fix that? You defend him, I defend you, and together we make a comp scarier than your ‘FUCKASS ENEMIES FROM TEL AVIV’.
- You said your strawpage is chopped and you have no interesting personality traits, but anyone who can hate Muzan, forgive JJK in a day, cry over Scaramouche, and still drag every character with that much finesse is exactly the type of person I want to spend Sunday LC and currency wars with.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • Portugal | Genshin & HSR enjoyer with a soft spot for Scaramouche | Once swore I hated him, now I defend him like a full-time job– @marron_bp
Your signature cocktail
Scaragod’s Pop-Off Potion
Blue Curaçao mirrors their intense, borderline worship-level love for Scaramouche, like when they scream “I WANT TO QUIT POOSHIN BUT SCARAMOUCHE IS MAKING ME FEEL BAD TO QUIT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRAH” and “BYE WHAT??? THIS HAS TO BE BOTTED OH SCARAGOD”. The espresso shot is their cracked gamer-stan energy, staying wired enough to argue over rankings and metas as in “getting ratioed for the 70th time defending scara” and “can we ban divergent universe weeks i want currency wars”. Spiced rum adds a sharp, chaotic bite for the way they drag characters while saying “i drag every character so pls don’t take my comments seriously” and tweet things like “FUCKASS ENEMIES FROM TEL AVIV”. The grenadine drizzle is a sweet, emotional undercurrent for their crushes and softness under the snark, seen in “i had (still have) a massive crush on dr ratio” and “omg i found this while cleaning my room.. back when i had a massive crush on him and hated scara”. Finally, fizzy citrus soda captures their loud, clowny timeline presence—always popping off with memes like “OH CHINS DO NOD KRAI 😂😂😂😂” and chaotic fandom takes such as “it’s that serious for armies”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Bea shows a very Slytherin blend of sharpness, self‑preservation, and calculated pettiness. She openly talks about muting or distancing herself when something annoys her, like “Muting thirsty oomf” and “oomf keeps putting ship drama on my tl after i muted every ship possible”, which fits Slytherin’s instinct to curate their environment and protect their peace. She clearly enjoys being polarizing and dragged yet keeps pushing anyway, as seen in “getting ratioed for the 70th time defending scara” and “this still fmu like they really blocked me over this”, showing a willingness to double down rather than back off. There’s also a streak of targeted, almost playful malice: “actually everyone who hates her and drags her for no reason will start coughing in 5 days” and “FUCKASS ENEMIES FROM TEL AVIV” show how she frames opposition as enemies and enjoys cursing them out. Even her meta awareness and desire to control how she’s perceived—like “someone who has ‘dni if you’re a scara fan’ liked my tweet im so deadass this kurt pfp be saving me sometimes” and “writing an about me in strawpage when i got no interesting personality traits”—line up with Slytherin’s image‑conscious, strategic mindset more than the idealism of Gryffindor or the gentleness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that best suits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it blends teenage chaos, irony, and genuine emotion—exactly like their timeline. They joke about having “no interesting personality traits” while clearly being very online and self-aware, as seen in “writing an about me in strawpage when i got no interesting personality traits”. Their constant dramatic stanning of Scaramouche/Wanderer, like “I WANT TO QUIT POOSHIN BUT SCARAMOUCHE IS MAKING ME FEEL BAD TO QUIT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRAH” and “getting ratioed for the 70th time defending scara”, fits the song’s theme of obsessive, messy teenage attachment. The mix of dark humor and emotional intensity in tweets such as “can we also invent an insult for men who buy porn the same way women get called whores for making money off of it” and “for the first seven years of my life i listened to nothing but nirvana | i drag every character so pls don’t take my comments seriously” mirrors Teen Idle’s blend of critique, angst, and irony. Overall, the song’s tone of being hyper aware, a little jaded, but still deeply invested in fictional worlds and aesthetics matches their whole online vibe.
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