MarstonJohn1873
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Your Simpsons character
John's mix of humor, love for his family, and occasional cluelessness mirrors Homer Simpson. Like Homer, John is deeply loyal to his loved ones ('I love wife. Wife good. Son alright.') but often finds himself in humorous or confusing situations, such as his struggles with modern tech ('dawg I’m cooked I don’t know what happened to my discord account'). Both characters are endearing despite their flaws.

Your MBTI personality Type
John's personality aligns with ISFJ traits: introverted, sensing, feeling, and judging. His loyalty to his family and friends ('Help me track down Javier Escuella.') reflects the ISFJ's dedication to loved ones. His practical nature is evident in tweets like 'Why the fuck are guns getting so expensive now?' His emotional reflections ('I don’t get how or why she puts up with me.') and occasional frustration with modernity ('dawg I’m cooked I don’t know what happened to my discord account') fit the ISFJ's cautious and caring nature.

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Former gunslinger turned family man | Loyal to Abigail, Jack, and my peculiar gang | Forever tracking down Javier Escuella | Whiskey, sarcasm, and a little confusion | Beecher’s Hope resident 🐴– @MarstonJohn1873

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The 'Gunslinger' reflects John's rugged yet heartfelt personality. Whiskey represents his old-school, cowboy nature ('Whiskey…'), while maple syrup adds a touch of sweetness for his love for family ('I love wife. Wife good. Son alright.'). Lemon juice and bitters capture his occasional frustrations ('Why the fuck are guns getting so expensive now?'). It’s a drink as complex and bold as John himself.

Your Hogwarts House
John's loyalty to his family and friends, as seen in 'I love wife. Wife good. Son alright.' and 'Help me track down Javier Escuella,' aligns well with Hufflepuff's values. His hardworking nature and sense of fairness also fit this house. While he has moments of frustration and insecurity, his core traits of dedication and kindness make him a quintessential Hufflepuff.

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This song's themes of love and struggle resonate with John's life. His tweet 'I love wife. Wife good. Son alright.' reflects the deep love described in the song, while his complicated past and gang life ('Interesting gang I find myself in') align with the song's fiery, tumultuous undertones. It's a perfect anthem for his rugged yet heartfelt persona.

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