Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Determined: She insists on passing in physiotherapy and celebrates achieving it, from praying to pass “Deus, eu só queria passar em fisioterapia” to celebrating admission “EU PASSEII PORRA WI BOU SER FISIOTERAPEUTA PELA UFBA”.
- Emotionally-expressive: She openly shows joy, anxiety, anger, and frustration, like being anxious for college “tô ansiosa pra começar as aulas da faculdade 😓” and cursing ENEM/INEP “te odeio enem, te odeio INEP”.
- Protective: She strongly defends minors, criticizing people who ship teenagers in fandoms “o quão sem noção vc tem que ser pra apoiar shipps que envolvem ADOLESCENTES de 16 ANOS.”.
- Supportive-fan: She invests emotionally in her idols, defending the fandom and celebrating them, like wishing Seonghyeon a heartfelt birthday “happy birthday seonghyeon!! 💗 te amo fofinho…” and calling for peace in the fandom “paz irmãos vamos buscar a paz”.
- Self-aware: She recognizes her own limits and feelings, such as refusing to retake ENEM “me recuso a fazer o Enem dnv” and joking about not understanding lives “fingindo aqui que entendo alguma coisa do que os meninos dizem na live”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-language: She uses strong profanity when emotional, like cursing loudly while celebrating “VAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUUU EU PASSEII PORRA” and attacking ENEM/INEP “te odeio enem, te odeio INEP”.
- High-anxiety: She repeatedly shows intense worry about exams and future, from being anxious about college “tô ansiosa pra começar as aulas da faculdade 😓” to fearing ENEM results “mds se eu pqssT vou soltar fogos”.
- Academic-stress: Her mood is heavily affected by test scores and cutoffs, calling her grade horrible “vou vê vlog do Cortis pra esquecer essa nota horrível que eu tive” and complaining about rising cutoffs “a nota de corte na ufpe aumentando mais de 20 pontos, absurdo isso”.
- Job-frustration: She feels stuck regarding work and income, wishing for a job “queria só um emprego 💔” and asking Cortis to delay their album until her savings arrive “Cortis segura esse álbum até o dinheiro do pé de meia sair 🤚”.
- Fandom-absorption: Her emotional state seems heavily tied to fandom life, from wanting to join the squad “eu quero entrar no squad deles” to being affected by fandom fights “mal abri o twt e já tem briga no fandom”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user feels most like Lisa Simpson: ambitious, academically focused, and emotionally intense about grades and the future. They stress over exams and university just like Lisa worries about school and her career, saying things like “me recuso a fazer o Enem dnv” and “Deus, eu só queria passar em fisioterapia”, then celebrate success with huge relief in “EU PASSEII PORRA WI BOU SER FISIOTERAPEUTA PELA UFBA”. Their moral concern about fandom behavior in “o quão sem noção vc tem que ser pra apoiar shipps que envolvem ADOLESCENTES de 16 ANOS.” matches Lisa’s strong ethics and willingness to call things out. At the same time, they’re a passionate fan—especially of Cortis and Seonghyeon, as in “happy birthday seonghyeon!! 💗 te amo fofinho…” and “não aguento só ser fã do Cortis, eu quero entrar no squad deles”—showing the same intense, slightly nerdy stan energy Lisa has for her interests. Their mix of anxiety, idealism, and dedication to a future in physiotherapy aligns closely with Lisa’s blend of stress, hope, and determination.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extraverted energy: they openly celebrate their results and future profession with high expressiveness, e.g. “VAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUUU EU PASSEII PORRA WI BOU SER FISIOTERAPEUTA PELA UFBA”, and talk excitedly about future college life and internships like “tô ansiosa pra começar as aulas da faculdade 😓” and “e quando eu estiver estagiando e vendo jogadores gostosos”, which suggests someone who gains energy from sharing experiences. Their focus blends concrete reality with imaginative projection, a hallmark of iNtuition: they obsess over scenarios involving their idol group and future experiences, such as “fico aqui pensando quando for a vez dos meninos do Cortis fazerem show no Brasil como vai ser. 😓”, instead of getting stuck only on current practical details. Emotional expression is dominant, consistent with Feeling: they react strongly to unfairness and ethics (“o quão sem noção vc tem que ser pra apoiar shipps que envolvem ADOLESCENTES de 16 ANOS.”), complain about exams with emotional language (“te odeio enem, te odeio INEP”), and express affection for idols in a warm, values-based way (“happy birthday seonghyeon!! 💗 te amo fofinho…”). Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they oscillate between desperation and hope about results (“mds se eu pqssT vou soltar fogos”, “me recuso a fazer o Enem dnv”), joke about money timing for albums (“Cortis segura esse álbum até o dinheiro do pé de meia sair 🤚”), and present as spontaneous, emotionally-driven, and flexible rather than strictly organized or plan-bound. Together, this mix of expressive social energy, imaginative focus, emotional priority, and spontaneous style best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you went from ‘Deus, eu só queria passar em fisioterapia’ to ‘VAI TOMAR NO CU EU PASSEI’? If your physiotherapy skills are as strong as that character development, I might need you to treat this sudden weakness in my knees when I see your tweets.
- You’re anxious to start college and your internship because of the ‘jogadores gostosos’… how about we start simpler: you practice being a future fisio on me, and I’ll pretend my only injury is falling for you too fast.
- You said you ‘can’t stand just being a Cortis fan’ and want to join their squad — plot twist: I just want to join *your* squad. We can watch Cortis vlogs together and you can translate the lives while I bring snacks and admiration.
- You went from 5 to 9 and still called your grade horrible, complained about ENEM and INEP, and *still* made it into UFBA fisioterapia. That kind of persistence is more attractive than any idol — and I stan you harder than you stan Seonghyeon.
- You missed selca day and were sad about it, but honestly, if you posted a selca now, it would be more dangerous than any ENEM question: I’d fail instantly because I’d be too busy trying to figure out how to ask you out instead of doing the test.
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Future UFBA physiotherapist | Once prayed to never retake ENEM, now celebrates passing by yelling in all caps | K-pop, Cortis & matchdays on my mind– @MARTCLAH
Your signature cocktail
Physio-Fangirl Firestorm
Named for a future UFBA physiotherapist who’s equal parts hardworking and chaotic, this drink channels the screaming joy of “VAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUUU EU PASSEII PORRA WI BOU SER FISIOTERAPEUTA PELA UFBA” into a bright, fizzy cocktail. Passionfruit vodka represents her intense drive to pass physio and her refusal to face “me recuso a fazer o Enem dnv” ever again. Sparkling citrus soda captures her nervous excitement about “tô ansiosa pra começar as aulas da faculdade 😓” and the fresh start she’s earned. Red chili-honey syrup is the spicy, unfiltered side that rants about shippers of minors in “o quão sem noção vc tem que ser pra apoiar shipps que envolvem ADOLESCENTES” and screams at the INEP in “te odeio enem, te odeio INEP”. Blue curaçao is for her devoted Cortis stan life, from “não aguento só ser fã do Cortis, eu quero entrar no squad deles” to celebrating idols like “happy birthday seonghyeon!! 💗”. Served over crushed ice, it’s strong enough for those “vou vê vlog do Cortis pra esquecer essa nota horrível” nights (“vou vê vlog do Cortis pra esquecer essa nota horrível que eu tive”), but sweet and sparkling like the future physio laughing about “e quando eu estiver estagiando e vendo jogadores gostosos”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Maria shows strong Hufflepuff traits of perseverance, groundedness, and loyalty. Her journey with the entrance exam and college is marked by hard work and persistence: she complains about ENEM and INEP in “te odeio enem, te odeio INEP”, prays and wishes in “Deus, eu só queria passar em fisioterapia”, then celebrates humbly and joyfully in “EU PASSEII PORRA WI BOU SER FISIOTERAPEUTA PELA UFBA”, and later proudly affirms her path in “e vai ter coer fisioterapeuta sim bbs”. She also values fairness and protecting younger people when she calls out problematic behavior in fandoms: “o quão sem noção vc tem que ser pra apoiar shipps que envolvem ADOLESCENTES de 16 ANOS.”. Her desire for a simple job and stability in “queria só um emprego 💔” and her wish for peace in the fandom in “paz irmãos vamos buscar a paz” show a down‑to‑earth, community‑oriented personality, which aligns much more with Hufflepuff’s loyalty, patience, and steady effort than with the flashier traits of other houses.
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Your song
Shake It Off - Taylor Swift
A fitting song for @MARTCLAH is Shake It Off because they show a mix of stress, resilience, and a playful attitude. They go from venting about exams and ENEM frustration like “te odeio enem, te odeio INEP” and “Deus, eu só queria passar em fisioterapia” to celebrating loudly when they finally succeed with “VAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUUU EU PASSEII PORRA WI BOU SER FISIOTERAPEUTA PELA UFBA”. The song’s theme of shaking off stress and criticism mirrors how they cope with bad moments, like “vou vê vlog do Cortis pra esquecer essa nota horrível que eu tive” and still keep moving forward. Their fangirl side, shown in tweets such as “não aguento só ser fã do Cortis, eu quero entrar no squad deles” and “como alguém pode ser tão lindo assim 🗣️”, adds to the fun, energetic vibe that matches the song’s playful, upbeat energy. Even when dealing with fandom drama and online nonsense, like “mal abri o twt e já tem briga no fandom, paz irmãos vamos buscar a paz” and “o quão sem noção vc tem que ser pra apoiar shipps que envolvem ADOLESCENTES de 16 ANOS.”, they still radiate a personality that fits an anthem about not letting others bring you down.
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