Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Family‑oriented: Shows deep attachment to mom and relatives, e.g. emotional posts about her mother and bisabuela, and valuing family time when leaving home for the bus terminal “Leí por ahí 'la vida no viene con un manual, viene con una madre'...”, “Le dije a mamá que mi vida sin ella no era nada...”, “Llame a mi bisabuela por su cumpleaños 90...”, “Dejando mi familia, retomando la rutina...”.
- Empathetic: Feels strong compassion for animals and friends, crying over abandoned dogs and missing lost‑animal posters, and caring about childhood friends and friendships “Como pueden abandonar dos perros en un anfiteatro?”, “Desde que tengo hija, me hace mal esto...”, “Nunca pierdan a un amigo de la infancia.”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor about studying, health, and daily life, like eating study chocolates instead of studying, or joking with her mom about “Juan Carloooos, how are you chupapijaaaa” “Me compre chocolates para estudiar. Me comí los chocolates. No estudié.”, “Helloooo Juan Carloooos, how are you chupapijaaaa.”, “Estoy estudiando leyes y puse 'el juez decidirá quien hará el gol' BUENO.”.
- Principled: Defends ethical positions on politics, abuses, and animal welfare, calling out abusers, criticizing sports with animals, and clarifying tax and government issues “Que hace un abusador diciéndole 'feliz dia' a mujeres?”, “Cuando se van a terminar los deportes con animales?”, “Vamos a dar una clase de impuestos...”, “Dicen que milei licitó el arreglo de los jardines de casa rosada...”.
- Hardworking: Balances university, work in an accounting office, and building her own practice, celebrating passed exams and first clients while enduring stressful finals “Y en el día del contador público... materia promocionada.”, “Parcial aprobado ✨️✨️✨️”, “El estudio Martín ya tiene dos clientes”, “El final anterior con migrañas. Este con úlcera en el ojo.”.
Weaknesses:
- Stress‑prone: Often overwhelmed by exams, work, and politics, mentioning migraines, eye ulcers, and needing medication, as well as medical advice to avoid stress she clearly can’t avoid “El final anterior con migrañas. Este con úlcera en el ojo.”, “Mi jefa recomendandome rivotril.”, “La doctora 'no pases momentos de estrés' 19 de noviembre: ballotage.”.
- Impulsive‑buyer: Makes spontaneous purchases, like going into a store 'just to look' and leaving with sneakers, or wanting big-ticket items like a multiprocessor and streaming subscriptions impulsively “Pase por un local 'a mirar' y me lleve unas zapatillas. Que distraída.”, “Quiero una multiprocesadora. Soy mi vieja.”, “Ma, me suscribí a Disney+ para ver Abracadabra 2.”.
- Emotional‑reactive: Reacts intensely to personal and social issues—crying all day over abandoned dogs, feeling heartbroken by lost friendships, and very hurt by family separations and farewells “Llore todo el día.”, “El corazón roto por una amistad es mil veces más cruel...”, “Dejando mi familia... sin lágrimas en los ojos. Ni aunque pasen los años”.
- Self‑critical: Frequently judges herself harshly, from calling her own face 'cara de orto' and complaining about being a Scorpio with 'too much character' to criticizing failed cooking attempts “Objetivos para este 2024: cambiar la cara de orto...”, “A mis 26 años he sacado una conclusión: es feo ser de escorpio.”, “Me hice unos ravioles como nunca antes... estaban horribles.”.
- Avoidant‑student: Struggles with procrastination around studying, like eating study snacks without studying, joking about 'fallecer' in exam season, and putting YouTube and other distractions over university “Me compre chocolates para estudiar. Me comí los chocolates. No estudié.”, “Fallecer. Perdón, época de finales.”, “A la mierda la facu. Me va mejor como YouTuber.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: studious, emotionally intense, politically opinionated, and deeply empathetic. She constantly references studying, finals, and university life, like when she jokes about exams and stress in tweets such as “Fallecer. Perdón, época de finales.” and “El final anterior con migrañas. Este con úlcera en el ojo. Menos mal que quedan pocos.”, mirroring Lisa’s academic anxiety and drive. She’s outspoken about politics and social issues, for instance correcting misinformation about public tenders in “Dicen que milei licitó el arreglo de los jardines de casa rosada. Milei no tiene esa potestad…” and defending artists’ pay in “Tanta libertad, entonces lali puede cobrar lo que quiera. Un acuerdo entre partes, no?”, much like Lisa’s principled rants. Her fierce compassion for animals and opposition to cruelty, shown in “Cuando se van a terminar los deportes con animales?” and “Desde que soy madre de una peluda, estas cosas me pueden. Definitivamente Maia me hizo mejor persona 🤍”, matches Lisa’s activism and love for animals. Finally, her deep attachment to family and introspective emotional side, as in “Le dije a mamá que mi vida sin ella no era nada… La voy a amar en esta y en todas las vidas.” and “El corazón roto por una amistad es mil veces más cruel que un corazón roto por amor.”, fits Lisa’s sensitive, loyal nature.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFJ
They lean Extroverted: they constantly reference social life, joking with classmates and clients, celebrating with friends and family, and openly sharing feelings online, like organizing vacations with a friend and her “grandma” plans in “Organizing vacations with my friend…” or celebrating a colleague’s baby in “Soy tía. Bienvenido al mundo, pequeño Valen…”. Their focus is strongly Sensing: tweets are grounded in daily events, concrete details and physical experiences—final exams, migraines, taxes, dogs, bus terminals, cooking—rather than abstract theories, as in “Me compre chocolates para estudiar. Me comí los chocolates. No estudié.”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they emphasize relationships, hurt from friendships, love for their mom and dog, and moral stances on abuse and animal welfare, as seen in “El corazón roto por una amistad es mil veces más cruel…” and “Como pueden abandonar dos perros en un anfiteatro?”. Finally, they show a Judging preference: they talk about objectives, structure, responsibilities, and planning (university, work in an accounting studio, tax explanations), with a desire for order and closure, as in “Objetivos para este 2024: cambiar la cara de orto…” and their organized professional tone in “Vamos a dar una clase de impuestos…”. Altogether, a warm, socially engaged, detail-focused, and responsibility-driven profile fits ESFJ best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the Cosquín Rock is a cultural activity with lower taxes but artists charge what they want — as a future contador, would you let me pay for a date with you in hugs and invoices marked ‘100% deductible for emotional wellbeing’?
- You found a department and now you ‘HAVE TO MOVE’ — if you need help, I can be in charge of carrying the boxes labeled ‘Maia’s toys’, ‘Disney+ passwords’ and ‘Shakira-only heartbreak playlist’. Payment accepted in matte and dog cuddles.
- You once said a broken heart from a friendship is worse than from love… If we go out, I promise to be the kind of friend/partner who celebrates your partiales aprobados, cries with you at the terminal de ómnibus, and never lets you face finals with just chocolates and zero studying again.
- As a Scorpio who does constellations, cries over abandoned dogs, and calls her perrita ‘hija peluda’, you’re clearly dangerous… in the sense that every tweet of yours makes it easier to imagine a life where my main religion is ‘Maia y Martín FC’.
- Your mum saw a future green‑eyed granddaughter, but you insist the only daughter is the one you take to the vet once a month. Plot twist: I’m just trying to audition for the role of ‘official dog step‑parent’ and ‘partner de sillón’ for your 8 AM tea and beach‑nap vacations.
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Argentinian accountant in training. Scorpio, dog mum to Maia, defender of animals & football debates. Once ate study chocolates and skipped the studying.– @Martin_Agust
Your signature cocktail
Maia’s Scorpio Hangover
This cocktail starts with fernet with cola for intense, late-night, World-Cup-energy arguments and politics, inspired by her football passion and sharp takes like “El único que falta por hacer un gol, es el dibu.” and “La devaluacion de hoy no es culpa de Milei. No es gobierno.”. A Malbec red wine reduction nods to her Argentine roots in La Plata and her dramatic, emotional side, like when she writes “El corazón roto por una amistad es mil veces más cruel que un corazón roto por amor. 💔”. Honey-chamomile syrup represents her soft, nurturing bond with her mom and her friends, as in “Le dije a mamá que mi vida sin ella no era nada.” and the tenderness of being dog-mom to Maia in “Yo era cero perros. Ahora quiero una quinta para tener muchos y que duerman todos conmigo.”. The sparkling citrus soda captures her chaotic, funny, high-energy student life—buying chocolates to ‘study’ in “Me compre chocolates para estudiar. Me comí los chocolates. No estudié.” and her drama with finals like “El final anterior con migrañas. Este con úlcera en el ojo.”. Finally, a dash of salted chocolate bitters reflects the sweet-but-salty Scorpio character she claims in “A mis 26 años he sacado una conclusión: es feo ser de escorpio. No puedo con tanto carácter” and the mix of soft heart and brutal humor seen in “Mi mamá me pidió ayuda para un informe en inglés y el profesor se llama Juan Carlos. Helloooo Juan Carloooos, how are you chupapijaaaa.”. This drink is strong but playful, sweet with a bitter edge—just like someone who tweets “Lo que no suma, que no reste ✨️” while threatening to say “con la tuuuuuuuyaaaaa contribuyente” to clients in “Ahora cada vez que vaya un cliente al Estudio, voy a decir 'con la tuuuuuuuyaaaaa contribuyente'”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their core traits are loyalty, care, and emotional warmth, which are classic Hufflepuff qualities. They repeatedly center family and deep bonds: they write about crying every time they leave their family at the bus terminal in “Dejando mi familia, retomando la rutina y nunca, jamás de los jamases, voy a llegar a la terminal de ómnibus, sin lágrimas en los ojos.”, and say of their mother, “Le dije a mamá que mi vida sin ella no era nada. Que deseaba que fuera eterna. Y lloramos. La voy a amar en esta y en todas las vidas.” They are also fiercely devoted to their dog Maia and deeply affected by animal suffering, writing “Desde que soy madre de una peluda, estas cosas me pueden. Definitivamente Maia me hizo mejor persona 🤍” and opposing sports that exploit animals in “Cuando se van a terminar los deportes con animales? … No entrenan ustedes y los obligan a los animales”. Their sense of fairness and protection of others appears in tweets calling out abusers and political hypocrisy, such as “Que hace un abusador diciéndole 'feliz dia' a mujeres? Feliz día va a ser cuando esté preso.” and their measured tax explanation in “Vamos a dar una clase de impuestos… tanta libertad, entonces lali puede cobrar lo que quiera. Un acuerdo entre partes, no?”. Finally, they show steady hard work and persistence with their studies and job—joking about finals, migraines, and long-term goals while still celebrating each passed exam in “Parcial aprobado ✨️✨️✨️” and opening their own small practice in “El estudio Martín ya tiene dos clientes”—which aligns strongly with the diligent, quietly determined spirit of Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Vivir Mi Vida - Marc Anthony
A song about choosing joy, resilience, and living fully fits them perfectly. They openly embrace small, meaningful moments like “Este 2024 voy por la sencillez. Por disfrutar las pequeñas cosas de la vida. Los abrazos sinceros, los atardeceres con amigos, las charlas con mamá y el amor de mi perrita.”, which mirrors the song’s celebration of life. Despite stress from work and university, they keep a humorous, upbeat attitude, joking about finals and health scares like “Fallecer. Perdón, época de finales.”. There’s also a strong thread of healing and letting go, as seen in “Poder decir adiós... es crecer.” and “Lo que no suma, que no reste ✨️”, echoing the song’s idea of overcoming pain by choosing to enjoy life. Their deep love for family, friends, and their dog Maia—“La voy a amar en esta y en todas las vidas.”—aligns with the song’s warm, heartfelt tone, making Vivir Mi Vida a strong match for their outlook.
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