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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, hyper-verbal stan who mixes intense passion with a sharp, sometimes exasperated sense of justice, which lines up well with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa ranting about causes she cares about, they go all-in for their faves and voting: “lo precioso k se be seguire votando asta k me sangren las manos bonito” and “vote boynextdoor jin twice & chaeyoung !!!”. They’re emotionally dramatic but in a self-aware, almost comedic way, e.g. “me he perdido todos los lives ot7 de bts me voy a suicidwr” and “M DORMI CINCO CINCO CINCO MINUTOS ANTESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS yo me mato”, similar to Lisa’s over-the-top reactions when things don’t go her way. Their mix of earnest devotion (“biggest yoongi truther and apologist”) and moral-ish commentary like “and see how theres only onces cheering for them instead of sending death threats” feels very Lisa: opinionated, loyal, and a little dramatic, but ultimately driven by care.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extraversion (E) through high-energy, outward-focused tweeting, reacting live to events and interacting with fandoms, e.g. the explosive excitement in “YYEYEYYEYEYEYIBSNWNWNWW” and the very social tone of “got a furry liking my tweets love u king”. Their interests and humor suggest Intuition (N): they spin imaginative scenarios and exaggerations like “bonedo saque tour y vengan a peru justo en octubre y sean teloneros de bts y canten dope juntos mientras comen turron... y jimin declaren q taesan es su hijo perdido”, focusing on possibilities more than practical realities. Emotional expression and empathy indicate Feeling (F), as they dramatize their feelings (“me he perdido todos los lives ot7 de bts me voy a suicidwr”, “veo la cola de yoongi moverse y parto en llanto”) and use affectionate language toward idols and mutuals. Their style points to Perceiving (P): they seem spontaneous and reactive instead of structured, frequently responding in-the-moment with chaotic comments like “M DORMI CINCO CINCO CINCO MINUTOS ANTESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS yo me mato” and “taesan u need to lock in” rather than talking about plans or schedules. Overall, the enthusiastic stan energy, imaginative scenarios, emotional intensity, and go-with-the-flow chaos fit an ENFP profile best.

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Part-time BTS historian, full-time BoyNextDoor theorist. Once missed an OT7 live and planned a Peru tour in the same meltdown.– @martiriovivo

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This cocktail is fizzy, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like someone who can go from screaming “YYEYEYYEYEYEYIBSNWNWNWW” to crying over missing OT7 lives with “me he perdido todos los lives ot7 de bts me voy a suicidwr”. The base of tangerine-infused soju nods to their unhinged curiosity about idols’ snacks in “tf are on those tangerines”, while the purple grape layer and chicha morada reduction honour BTS, Yoongi, and their dream of a Peru tour in “porfavor q bts haga su tour explorador por peru y se encuentren a una army q les explique q justo andamos en mes morado🙏🙏🙏”. Passion fruit juice brings the bright, dramatic stan energy of someone who declares “biggest yoongi truther and apologist” and writes elaborate BoyNextDoor scenarios like “ustedes creen q bonedo saque tour y vengan a peru justo en octubre y sean teloneros de bts…”. The sparkling water keeps it playful and drinkable, matching their meme-y, caps-lock timeline of “GANARON” and “LEEHANNNNNNN”. Finally, the chili-salt rim represents their sharp tongue and willingness to drag flops in tweets like “this flop omg” and “yall want to be bts so bad”, giving the drink a spicy kick that lingers like a well-aimed stan tweet.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, loud emotion, and a readiness to jump into conflict. They speak in an extremely reactive, dramatic way — for example, their all-caps meltdown in “M DORMI CINCO CINCO CINCO MINUTOS ANTESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS yo me mato” and the exaggerated despair of “me he perdido todos los lives ot7 de bts me voy a suicidwr” show a very impulsive, feelings-first temperament typical of Gryffindor. They’re also quick to confront or mock others when they feel something is unfair or annoying, like calling out other fans in “i hate when leehan toppers use taesan.bnd0 videos like thats the bottomihan leader” and dismissing someone with “bitch ure not getting that hate train😭😭😭”, which reflects boldness and a readiness to stand up for their opinions. At the same time, they display fierce loyalty to their faves and their own agenda, seen in “yo y mi leehan army agenda 🙂↕️🙂↕️” and their intense voting dedication in “lo precioso k se be seguire votando asta k me sangren las manos bonito”, channeling that passion into action rather than quiet support. The combination of loud emotionality, willingness to fight, and ride-or-die loyalty aligns more closely with Gryffindor’s brave, hot-blooded nature than with the subtler ambition of Slytherin, the calm diligence of Hufflepuff, or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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The song that best fits them is Spring Day by BTS. They’re clearly a devoted ARMY and especially a Yoongi lover, calling themselves the “biggest yoongi truther and apologist” in their bio and crying over him with tweets like “veo la cola de yoongi moverse y parto en llanto”. They also directly joke about Spring Day’s legacy with BTS, saying “spring day surrandose toda su carrera im ctfu”, which shows they know and love its emotional weight and endurance. Spring Day is about longing, devotion, and sticking around for your favorites even through time and distance, just like how they constantly support BTS and BOYNEXTDOOR, voting and hyping them up in tweets like “lo precioso k se be seguire votando asta k me sangren las manos bonito”. The mix of dramatic humor, emotional attachment, and loyalty in their tweets matches the bittersweet, nostalgic yet comforting vibe of Spring Day perfectly.

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