Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows clear insight into own patterns and insecurities, e.g., calling himself 'no armário pq não tenho autoestima' and reflecting on why he fears coming out in “ainda estou para achar um pessoal gay simpático, que não debocha dos outros nesse estilo..”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and self-deprecating jokes to narrate daily life, like the gym coincidences in “tem um quarentão na mesma academia que eu.. em todo lugar a gente se esbarra..” and smelling like beer from supplements in “eu to tomando suplemento de levedo de cerveja.. resultou que o meu suor começou a cheirar cerveja forte.”.
- Cultured: Shows broad cultural interests across music, TV and religions, citing Eurovision, K-pop, Christina Aguilera’s Bionic in “esse cd bionic, da Christina aguilera, é uma joia perdida…” and Buddhist practices in “felizmente o pessoal do Odsal Ling deixa as gravações da prática de Tara vermelha no ar..”.
- Observant: Notices social nuances and contradictions, like critiquing a coach filming with floods behind him in “o 'coach' mora no Rio Grande do Sul, perto das enchentes e ainda fez vídeo dando aulinha... usando a ENCHENTE DE FUNDO” and the separation of scholarship students in “tem horas que o ativismo erra a mão. Imagina só se esse colégio resolve acabar com o projeto social…”.
- Emotionally-honest: Open about mental health, meds, and loneliness, as in “hora de me empanturrar de escitalopram e pregabalina”, “a ansiedade tá tão forte que não tô conseguindo andar na rua”, and wanting support to attend events in “queria um(a) amiguette p/ me dar suporte emocional p/ ir em eventos..”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-esteem-issues: Frequently speaks of low self-worth and staying closeted, e.g., in his bio 'no armário pq não tenho autoestima' and lamenting gay social circles in “Por isso que tenho medo de sair do armário, não é por causa de religião ou por morar na roça...”.
- Judgmental: Often makes harsh remarks about others’ looks or tastes, like “que roupas feias”, comments on ‘ginecomastia’ in “fiquei meio assustado com os casos clínicos de ginecomastia”, and calling some gays ‘feinhos de doer’ in “esses feinhos de doer não conseguem se transformar com o próprio discurso…”.
- Cynical: Shows strong distrust toward people and movements, e.g., activism in “tentei ver essa live. O ativismo corroeu o cérebro desse rapaz. Não consegue ficar 1min sem militar..”, and saying “não confio em quem usa uma PrEP nem p/ ter amizade”.
- Social-anxiety: Describes intense fear in social and public settings, like struggling to walk outside in “a ansiedade tá tão forte que não tô conseguindo andar na rua” and needing emotional support just to go to the gym or events in “praticamente consegui uma parceria suporte emocional para frequentar a smartfit de alphaville”.
- Work-frustration: Harbors resentment and burnout toward his field, as seen in “trabalhei ontem o dia todo, não recebi nem um 'gracias marco, buen finde'...” and advising others to avoid advertising in “Aos jovens: evitem a área de publicidade, pelo bem da sanidade mental.”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: hyper-opinionated, deeply online, pop‑culture fluent, and a bit bitter but funny. They constantly review media with sardonic flair, like calling Beyoncé’s new album a “bagulho chato do inferno” in “o povo falou tanto do cd novo da beyoncé, e resolvi colocar p/ ver como é... que bagulho chato do inferno.” and saying Taylor Swift’s Midnights sounds like a more boring iamamiwhoami in “achei igualzinho iamamiwhoami, só que mais sonolento”. Their niche references to Eurovision, K‑pop, Spanish pop bands, and cultish churches mirror Comic Book Guy’s encyclopedic, nerdy obsessions, as seen in tweets like “eu só vejo eurovision p/ ver a criatividade das apresentações msm, raramente tem musica que presta” and “esse cd bionic, da Christina aguilera, é uma joia perdida e quase esquecida no universo gls das divas pop.”. The mix of caustic judgment and self‑deprecating insecurity (e.g., “no armário pq não tenho autoestima” and “ainda estou para achar um pessoal gay simpático… Por isso que tenho medo de sair do armário”) fits his vibe of superiority masking loneliness. Even their fixation on online drama and coaches/activists, like “o 'coach' mora no Rio Grande do Sul… usando a ENCHENTE DE FUNDO” and “tentei ver essa live. O ativismo corroeu o cérebro desse rapaz”, mirrors Comic Book Guy’s constant critique of everyone else’s behavior from the sidelines.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They show strong introverted tendencies: they often mention anxiety, depression, and difficulty with social situations, like “ainda estou para achar um pessoal gay simpático… Por isso que tenho medo de sair do armário” and “a ansiedade tá tão forte que não tô conseguindo andar na rua”, which suggests an inward-focused, self-reflective person rather than someone energized by crowds. Their interests and commentary are highly associative and idea-driven—connecting Anitta to M.I.A. in “vi o vídeo ' funk generation ' da anitta.. pensei em ' bucky done gun '” and Spain to old pop bands in “eu tinha uma visão meio romantizada da Espanha… concluí q as pessoas + escrotas que conheci na vida são de lá”—indicating Intuition (N) over concrete, purely practical focus. The emotional tone, concern for authenticity, and frequent value judgments about kindness and hypocrisy—such as “ainda estou para achar um pessoal gay simpático… É frustrante” and criticism of opportunistic activism in “tem horas que o ativismo erra a mão”—fit Feeling (F) more than detached logical analysis. They appear flexible and improvisational rather than structured: they bounce between music, gym, work complaints, religious critiques, and crush stories, while saying things like “acho que vou dar uma pesquisada nos perfis da galera do YouTube que estava fazendo armazenamento de alimento p/ 1 ano..” and “vou fazer uma segunda tentativa de convidar crush p/ ir ao templo budista comigo”, which shows openness and tentative plans rather than rigid scheduling, pointing to Perceiving (P). Taken together—introverted, imaginative, emotionally driven, and adaptable—INFP best fits their overall tone and behavior.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we ever keep esbarrando na academia like that quarentão, I promise two things: I’ll smell like anything but beer-yeast sweat, and I’ll actually make eye contact… unlike your Spanish coworkers.
- You don’t trust people on PrEP, but I hope you can trust someone who shows up with creatine in one hand and a ticket to Eurovision in the other, ready to watch you hate every song but still judge every performance with you.
- You say you’re in the closet because of low self‑esteem, but honestly? Anyone who lifts to EXID to ‘feel séquice’, survives publicidade, and still finds energy to stan Chungha and Bionic is already main‑character material to me.
- Let’s make a deal: I’ll be your emotional‑support buddy for Smart Fit Alphaville and the stand‑up shows, and in return you take me to the templo budista and explain how Tara vermelha + escitalopram + k‑pop is the ultimate anti‑ansiedade combo.
- Since La Oreja de Van Gogh depresses you more than Björk and Taylor’s Midnights just sounds like sleepy iamamiwhoami, how about we build a new playlist: a Colombian cutie for your karma, some city pop for my crush, and us skipping every coach video filmed com enchente de fundo?
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Brazilian designer surviving ads, antidepressants & awkward gym crushes. Once dreamed in German about buying soap called Tixan. Eurovision, k-pop & bears.– @marukotsu
Your signature cocktail
Closeted Spice Bear Fizz
This drink starts with Brazilian cachaça for their roots and gym-crush chaos, inspired by bumping into that guy at the gym in “tem um quarentão na mesma academia que eu.. em todo lugar a gente se esbarra..”. Grapefruit juice adds a bitter-tart note for the frustration and low self-esteem in their bio and in moments like “trabalhei ontem o dia todo, não recebi nem um 'gracias marco, buen finde'”. A touch of beer yeast syrup nods to their supplement saga in “eu to tomando suplemento de levedo de cerveja.. resultou que o meu suor começou a cheirar cerveja forte”, turning an awkward detail into sweetness. Cold brew coffee represents the insomnia-brain and depressive loops of “hora de me empanturrar de escitalopram e pregabalina” while keeping enough energy for Eurovision marathons like “eu só vejo eurovision p/ ver a criatividade das apresentações msm”. Finally, sparkling water lightens everything up, like the pop-culture fangirling in “esse cd bionic, da Christina aguilera, é uma joia perdida” and their dream of emotional-support outings in “queria um(a) amiguette p/ me dar suporte emocional p/ ir em eventos.. meu sonho é ir no #LollapaloozaBrasil”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The strongest throughline in @marukotsu’s tweets is intellectual curiosity mixed with sharp, often niche cultural references, which is very Ravenclaw. They constantly analyze media and ideas rather than just consuming them, e.g. comparing Anitta to M.I.A. in “vi o vídeo ' funk generation ' da anitta.. pensei em ' bucky done gun ', da Mia o tempo todo.. deve ter rolado uma referência.” and calling Bionic “a lost gem” while urging others to re‑evaluate it in “esse cd bionic, da Christina aguilera, é uma joia perdida e quase esquecida no universo gls das divas pop. Povo gls, escutem o bionic.”. There is also a consistent pattern of critical thinking about religion and activism, such as in “eu tive uma fase com a bola de neve. Foi a igreja mais idolatra que vi até hoje. Onde há excesso de fanatismo, algo não vai bem..” and “tem horas que o ativismo erra a mão.”, showing a tendency to dissect ideas rather than follow them blindly. They show interest in languages and different cultures, working fully in Spanish in “a partir de segunda vou trabalhar 100% em espanhol.. com uns espanhóis bem bonitões e antipáticos...” and reflecting on Spanish pop culture and TV in “eu tinha uma visão meio romantizada da Espanha... Aprendi o sotaque tb..”. Even their spiritual coping mechanisms involve structured teachings and recorded practices, as in “felizmente o pessoal do Odsal Ling deixa as gravações da prática de Tara vermelha no ar.. é o que está me salvando...”, suggesting a mind drawn to systems of knowledge. While there is some self‑protective Slytherin flavor in their distrust of certain gay social dynamics and apps, e.g. “ainda estou para achar um pessoal gay simpático...” and “não confio em quem usa uma PrEP nem p/ ter amizade”, the dominant traits are wit, analysis, and a constant drive to understand and critique the world—classic Ravenclaw qualities.
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