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The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: hyper-opinionated, deeply online, pop‑culture fluent, and a bit bitter but funny. They constantly review media with sardonic flair, like calling Beyoncé’s new album a “bagulho chato do inferno” in “o povo falou tanto do cd novo da beyoncé, e resolvi colocar p/ ver como é... que bagulho chato do inferno.” and saying Taylor Swift’s Midnights sounds like a more boring iamamiwhoami in “achei igualzinho iamamiwhoami, só que mais sonolento”. Their niche references to Eurovision, K‑pop, Spanish pop bands, and cultish churches mirror Comic Book Guy’s encyclopedic, nerdy obsessions, as seen in tweets like “eu só vejo eurovision p/ ver a criatividade das apresentações msm, raramente tem musica que presta” and “esse cd bionic, da Christina aguilera, é uma joia perdida e quase esquecida no universo gls das divas pop.”. The mix of caustic judgment and self‑deprecating insecurity (e.g., “no armário pq não tenho autoestima” and “ainda estou para achar um pessoal gay simpático… Por isso que tenho medo de sair do armário”) fits his vibe of superiority masking loneliness. Even their fixation on online drama and coaches/activists, like “o 'coach' mora no Rio Grande do Sul… usando a ENCHENTE DE FUNDO” and “tentei ver essa live. O ativismo corroeu o cérebro desse rapaz”, mirrors Comic Book Guy’s constant critique of everyone else’s behavior from the sidelines.

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They show strong introverted tendencies: they often mention anxiety, depression, and difficulty with social situations, like “ainda estou para achar um pessoal gay simpático… Por isso que tenho medo de sair do armário” and “a ansiedade tá tão forte que não tô conseguindo andar na rua”, which suggests an inward-focused, self-reflective person rather than someone energized by crowds. Their interests and commentary are highly associative and idea-driven—connecting Anitta to M.I.A. in “vi o vídeo ' funk generation ' da anitta.. pensei em ' bucky done gun '” and Spain to old pop bands in “eu tinha uma visão meio romantizada da Espanha… concluí q as pessoas + escrotas que conheci na vida são de lá”—indicating Intuition (N) over concrete, purely practical focus. The emotional tone, concern for authenticity, and frequent value judgments about kindness and hypocrisy—such as “ainda estou para achar um pessoal gay simpático… É frustrante” and criticism of opportunistic activism in “tem horas que o ativismo erra a mão”—fit Feeling (F) more than detached logical analysis. They appear flexible and improvisational rather than structured: they bounce between music, gym, work complaints, religious critiques, and crush stories, while saying things like “acho que vou dar uma pesquisada nos perfis da galera do YouTube que estava fazendo armazenamento de alimento p/ 1 ano..” and “vou fazer uma segunda tentativa de convidar crush p/ ir ao templo budista comigo”, which shows openness and tentative plans rather than rigid scheduling, pointing to Perceiving (P). Taken together—introverted, imaginative, emotionally driven, and adaptable—INFP best fits their overall tone and behavior.

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Brazilian designer surviving ads, antidepressants & awkward gym crushes. Once dreamed in German about buying soap called Tixan. Eurovision, k-pop & bears.– @marukotsu

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This drink starts with Brazilian cachaça for their roots and gym-crush chaos, inspired by bumping into that guy at the gym in “tem um quarentão na mesma academia que eu.. em todo lugar a gente se esbarra..”. Grapefruit juice adds a bitter-tart note for the frustration and low self-esteem in their bio and in moments like “trabalhei ontem o dia todo, não recebi nem um 'gracias marco, buen finde'”. A touch of beer yeast syrup nods to their supplement saga in “eu to tomando suplemento de levedo de cerveja.. resultou que o meu suor começou a cheirar cerveja forte”, turning an awkward detail into sweetness. Cold brew coffee represents the insomnia-brain and depressive loops of “hora de me empanturrar de escitalopram e pregabalina” while keeping enough energy for Eurovision marathons like “eu só vejo eurovision p/ ver a criatividade das apresentações msm”. Finally, sparkling water lightens everything up, like the pop-culture fangirling in “esse cd bionic, da Christina aguilera, é uma joia perdida” and their dream of emotional-support outings in “queria um(a) amiguette p/ me dar suporte emocional p/ ir em eventos.. meu sonho é ir no #LollapaloozaBrasil”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @marukotsu’s tweets is intellectual curiosity mixed with sharp, often niche cultural references, which is very Ravenclaw. They constantly analyze media and ideas rather than just consuming them, e.g. comparing Anitta to M.I.A. in “vi o vídeo ' funk generation ' da anitta.. pensei em ' bucky done gun ', da Mia o tempo todo.. deve ter rolado uma referência.” and calling Bionic “a lost gem” while urging others to re‑evaluate it in “esse cd bionic, da Christina aguilera, é uma joia perdida e quase esquecida no universo gls das divas pop. Povo gls, escutem o bionic.”. There is also a consistent pattern of critical thinking about religion and activism, such as in “eu tive uma fase com a bola de neve. Foi a igreja mais idolatra que vi até hoje. Onde há excesso de fanatismo, algo não vai bem..” and “tem horas que o ativismo erra a mão.”, showing a tendency to dissect ideas rather than follow them blindly. They show interest in languages and different cultures, working fully in Spanish in “a partir de segunda vou trabalhar 100% em espanhol.. com uns espanhóis bem bonitões e antipáticos...” and reflecting on Spanish pop culture and TV in “eu tinha uma visão meio romantizada da Espanha... Aprendi o sotaque tb..”. Even their spiritual coping mechanisms involve structured teachings and recorded practices, as in “felizmente o pessoal do Odsal Ling deixa as gravações da prática de Tara vermelha no ar.. é o que está me salvando...”, suggesting a mind drawn to systems of knowledge. While there is some self‑protective Slytherin flavor in their distrust of certain gay social dynamics and apps, e.g. “ainda estou para achar um pessoal gay simpático...” and “não confio em quem usa uma PrEP nem p/ ter amizade”, the dominant traits are wit, analysis, and a constant drive to understand and critique the world—classic Ravenclaw qualities.

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