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Milhouse is known for his chronic insecurity, constant fear of losing friends, and low self‑esteem, which matches the user’s repeated expressions of loneliness and self‑criticism, such as "Barely have any friends, keep losing friends, can barely socialize meaningfully, ... I'm a failure of a human being" and "My dad keeps calling me friendless". The user also shows a pattern of nervous over‑thinking and anxiety about the future, similar to Milhouse’s worries about school and fitting in, like "I’m scared that next year when I’ll be studying in uni ... I won’t have any friends". Although they occasionally boast, e.g., "I got the highest physics grade in my class #beastmode", Milhouse’s moments of confidence are fleeting and quickly followed by self‑doubt, mirroring the user’s oscillation between brief pride and persistent self‑criticism. The frequent complaints about leaks, spoilers, and feeling misunderstood also echo Milhouse’s tendency to be overly sensitive to social cues and external pressures.

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The user shows a strong introverted focus, often turning inward and expressing personal feelings rather than commenting on external events, as seen in 'Barely have any friends, keep losing friends, can barely socialize meaningfully... I'm a failure of a human being 🥹'. Their tweets concentrate on concrete, sensory details such as 'My blackheads never go away bro' and 'It's raining so much omg', indicating a sensing preference. Emotional values dominate decision‑making, evident in statements like 'I love my friends' and 'Im scared that next year I won’t have any friends', reflecting a feeling orientation. The user frequently mentions difficulty with planning and a desire for flexibility, e.g., 'I gotta lock in and get rid of some bad habits this year' and 'Four months in and half of my notebooks already ran out', which aligns with a perceiving style. Overall the pattern of introverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving traits best fits the ISFP type.

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Physics nerd 📚 | Aspiring artist 🎨 | Gaming & anime hobbyist 🎮✨ | Once tried to hack my PS4 to stop leaks—still learning.– @maruru879

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The "Perpetual Mood Swing" cocktail captures the chaotic highs and lows of @maruru879’s timeline, mixing bright electric blue curaçao with the sharp bite of gin to echo their "I love when the electrocty cuts out for only me in particular" tweet. A splash of lemon juice adds the sour edge of anxiety expressed in "Barely have any friends, keep losing friends, can barely socialize meaningfully," while the simple syrup offers a sweet reminder of their yearning for connection like "i love my friends." A dash of Angostura bitters reflects the bitter frustration of "STOP SPOILING MODULO FOR FUCKS SAKE IHATE LEAK CULTURE," giving the drink a depth that mirrors their love‑hate relationship with online spoilers. The cocktail’s layered appearance, with a luminous blue top and a darker gin base, mirrors the "Perpetual moodswing machine" vibe they described, shifting from bright optimism to dark introspection. Finally, the garnish of a split cherry symbolizes the duality of "I got the highest physics grade in my class #beastmode" and the self‑doubt that runs through their feed, making each sip feel like a tiny celebration of both triumph and turmoil.

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The user's bio and many tweets show a deep emphasis on friendship and loyalty, such as "i love my friends" and "Barely have any friends, keep losing friends, can barely socialize meaningfully, never go out ... I'm a failure of a human being 🥹🥹🥹", indicating a strong desire for connection. They repeatedly seek acceptance and worry about being called "friendless" by their dad, as seen in "My dad keeps calling me friendless" and "My dad teases me for not having friends", which aligns with Hufflepuff's value of loyalty and community. While they have occasional moments of ambition, like "I got the highest physics grade in my class #beastmode", their overall self‑deprecating tone and focus on caring for others outweighs a purely ambitious drive. Thus, the pattern of valuing friendship, showing empathy, and longing for belonging points most clearly to Hufflepuff.

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The user repeatedly describes feeling like an outcast and a failure, for example they tweet "Barely have any friends,keep losing friends,can barely socialize meaningfully,never go out never do anything on my own,im deadass a failure of a human being 🥹🥹🥹" and also say "Im scared that next year when ill be studying in uni or something that i wont have any friends,im rlly weird and get irritated easily so....(Doesnt help that my dad teases me for not having friends🤣🤣🤣🤣)". This self‑deprecating tone mirrors Radiohead's lyrics "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?" from the song "Creep". Their bio claims they "love my friends", yet the tweets reveal a deep sense of isolation, echoing the song's theme of yearning for acceptance while feeling out of place. Even when they briefly boast, like "I got the highest physics grade in my class #beastmode", the underlying insecurity remains, which the chorus of "Creep" captures perfectly.

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