Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Constant jokes and absurd images, e.g. mocking Liam/Noel and herself in tweets like “liam escupiendo un garzo, quería contarles que abrí la boca” and “Se filtra foto real del rockero Liam Gallagher…”.
- Affectionate: Openly expresses love and care for friends and idols, like “AAAAAA TE AMO ES LO MAS DULCE QUE ME DIJISTE😭💘” and constant “I love Liam” posts such as “i need liam to reappear cuz i didnt tell him how much i love him today”.
- Self‑aware: Frequently jokes about her own behavior and reputation, e.g. “me busque a mi misma en google y me apareció la SAFESEARCH, dale, TAN degenerada no soy” and “siento que es re bot esta cosa, pero le presto atención a liam gallagher nomas perdón”.
- Creative: Enjoys storytelling and writing, noted in “five things i like… 2. escribir novelas” and her playful narrative-style tweets like “Se filtra foto real del rockero Liam Gallagher después de que su esposa Debbie lo encerrara por andar viciado al Twitter”.
- Loyal: Shows strong attachment to her fandom and friends, defending and obsessively supporting Liam/Oasis in posts such as “el hecho de que liam puta EXISTA es el motivo por el que agradezco en oraciones todas las noches” and caring about group chats and “cornus” dynamics.
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive: Her fixation on Liam is intense, with repeated comments like “i just pray every day of my fckin life for a reply from liam” and “another day without getting my first reply from liam, im going to sleep crying a little bit”.
- Sexualized‑humor: Often uses very explicit or objectifying jokes, like “le expremiría cada gota de sudor para tomarlas como si fuera jugo baggio” and talking about Liam’s body and “foto del culo de noel” in “vine a postear foto del culo de noel y liam tuiteó”.
- Self‑deprecating: Regularly puts herself down in a harsh way, e.g. “no deberían permitirme tener tw con todas las guarangadas que pasaron por mi cabeza” and “mmm never, but im sure any guy who saw me would run away”.
- Conflict‑prone: Engages in drama or strong criticism, like “de verdad que no se puede decir nada en esta app sin que lloren, es impresionante, REITE DARÍN” and joking about “funar” a friend in “listo jule te voy a funar, por favor difundan poniendo #julegcestera”.
- Dark‑themed: Uses dark or violent references casually, e.g. “me dan ganas de pegarme un escopetazo a la kurt” and “si lo que querían era destruirme, quiero que sepan que lo hicieron” in this tweet, which can worry or alienate some readers.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of chaotic devotion, horny jokes, and unexpectedly sweet moments fits Homer Simpson best. Like Homer obsessing over beer and rock, she’s completely fixated on Liam Gallagher and Oasis, praying for his attention and building her whole timeline around him, as seen in posts like “which god do i have to pray to to get an answer from liam? is liam the god? im delirious rn” and “i just pray every day of my fckin life for a reply from liam”. Her crude, over-the-top humor about thirst and bodies is very Homer-coded, for example “le expremiría cada gota de sudor para tomarlas como si fuera jugo baggio” and “liam escupiendo un garzo, quería contarles que abrí la boca”. She’s messy and dramatic but ultimately soft-hearted and loyal to her friends, celebrating them and being playful even when she’s complaining, like “NO ME CAE MAL NADIE ACTUALMENTE háblame hermana SIEMPRE DISPUESTA A AMIGAR😋”. The combination of dumb jokes, chaotic energy, and genuine affection makes her feel much more like Homer than the more restrained or responsible characters like Marge or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as clearly Extroverted: they constantly interact with others, joke about group chats and friends, and openly seek interaction and attention, e.g. begging for Liam’s attention in “which god do i have to pray to to get an answer from liam? is liam the god? im delirious rn” and celebrating social news like “conseguí laburo no puedo creerlo”. Their humor and interests lean toward Intuition: they love exaggeration, metaphors and theory-ish fandom jokes rather than literal description, like “esto es como lo que es génesis en la pelea de judíos y cristianos” and the running speculative narratives about Liam and Debbie in “Se filtra foto real del rockero Liam Gallagher después de que su esposa Debbie lo encerrara por andar viciado al Twitter”. Their decisions and reactions are clearly Feeling‑based: they emphasize affection, drama and emotional bonds (e.g. “el hecho de que liam puta EXISTA es el motivo por el que agradezco en oraciones todas las noches” and “y al final de q me sirve fingir odiarla si la sigo queriendo a pesar de todo”) and respond to people with warmth, like “NO ME CAE MAL NADIE ACTUALMENTE háblame hermana SIEMPRE DISPUESTA A AMIGAR”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: she frequently improvises, jokes about being chaotic, and jumps from topic to topic (work, fandom, politics, memes) without showing structured plans, as in “no deberían permitirme tener tw con todas las guarangadas que pasaron por mi cabeza” and spontaneous prompts like “manden algo xq es jueves y todavía no arranca”. Overall, the energetic social presence, emotional expressiveness, imaginative fandom narratives and go‑with‑the‑flow chaos line up best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep praying every day for a reply from Liam, but have you considered lowering your standards to an Argentinian loser who’d reply faster than his City live-tweets?
- You said you like caipiriña and stalking the Gallaghers in your free time—wanna upgrade and stalk record stores with me while we get drunk enough to call Bon Jovi and tell him his music is shit in Liam’s honor?
- If Champagne Supernova makes you cry and Liam’s tambourine makes you happy, let me be the third thing on that list: I promise Oasis-level drama, Gallagher-tier nonsense tweets, and zero blocking when you quote my pics.
- You offered yourself as a trampoline for that one jump and said you’d drink Liam’s sweat like Baggio juice—statistically speaking, your type is ‘unhinged British-looking man’; I may not be British, but I can be unhinged and devoted on command.
- You joked about showing your DNI because you’re NOT Marcela or Mariela; I don’t care what your ID says—as long as it’s you sending me NGL links on a Thursday and trauma-dumping about the cornus, I’m already in love.
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Your new Twitter bio
Math girl from Bs As, writes unhinged Oasis/Liam essays, once googled herself and triggered SafeSearch. New job, same caipiriña priorities.– @Maruuriquelmee
Your signature cocktail
Caipiriña Supernova en el Cielo de Liam
A base of classic caipiriña with cachaça, lime, and sugar salutes her bio confession that she loves caipiriña and stalking the Gallaghers in her free time: “me gusta la caipiriña y stalkear a los gallagher en mi tiempo libre”. The blue curaçao splash is for her Oasis/Liam obsession and that constant plea for divine/tweet intervention: “which god do i have to pray to to get an answer from liam? is liam the god?”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sweet–bitter emo note for nights like “another day without getting my first reply from liam, im going to sleep crying a little bit”. Chili-infused syrup represents her unapologetically filthy, spicy humor and thirst, like “le expremiría cada gota de sudor para tomarlas como si fuera jugo baggio”. Finally, a Champagne float crowns it as a bubbly, dramatic anthem to her favorite song and dramatic fangirl energy: “DEFINITIVAMENTE CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA, lloro escuchándola es de otro planeta para mí”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is loud, impulsive, and confrontational in a very Gryffindor way. They celebrate reckless bravery and a lack of self‑preservation, e.g. joking about putting themselves in danger for a crush like in “si me toca ser la mesera del bombón este me entrego yo en bandeja” and cheering on their own chaotic behavior in “soy tarzán y no le tengo miedo a la selva”. They also openly threaten to "cancel" or call out friends playfully, showing a tendency to confront rather than avoid conflict, as in “listo jule te voy a funar, por favor difundan poniendo #julegcestera, la gente se vuelve mala después de que te revocan la pared!!”. There’s a strong streak of emotional intensity and drama—crying over not getting a reply in “another day without getting my first reply from liam, im going to sleep crying a little bit, when will it be my turn?” and talking about being "destroyed" by fandom content in “si lo que querían era destruirme, quiero que sepan que lo hicieron”—which fits Gryffindor’s big feelings and flair for the dramatic more than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the calm steadiness of Hufflepuff. While they are loyal and affectionate with friends, the defining qualities here are boldness, emotional explosiveness, and a tendency to dive head‑first into chaos, making Gryffindor the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Champagne Supernova - Oasis
The best song for them is “Champagne Supernova” because they explicitly call it their favorite and react to it with intense emotion: “DEFINITIVAMENTE CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA, lloro escuchándola es de otro planeta para mí”. The song’s dreamy, slightly chaotic, and nostalgic vibe fits their timeline, which swings between unhinged humor and genuine devotion, especially toward Liam Gallagher: “el hecho de que liam puta EXISTA es el motivo por el que agradezco en oraciones todas las noches” and “which god do i have to pray to to get an answer from liam? is liam the god? im delirious rn”. The song’s themes of yearning and larger‑than‑life emotion mirror how they dramatize everything from getting a job to waiting for a Liam reply, like “i just pray every day of my fckin life for a reply from liam” and “another day without getting my first reply from liam, im going to sleep crying a little bit, when will it be my turn?”. Their mix of romantic obsession, humor, and a bit of existential flair fits perfectly with the soaring, emotional atmosphere of Champagne Supernova.
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