Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Bio reflects nuanced feelings about being “both happy and sad,” and tweets like “odeio qualquer mínimo desentendimento meu estômago embrulha e me da arritmia” show clear recognition of internal states.
- Deeply affectionate: Frequently expresses love and attachment, as in “não consigo colocar em palavras o quanto eu amo a ju e a ma”, “amo amar amooooooo”, and multiple tweets about their boyfriend and friends.
- Humorously expressive: Uses vivid, exaggerated language for comic effect, like “vao continuar testando minha paciência até eu virar o batman risonho e rasgar uma gargalhada na minha boca” and “se tem uma coisa que enche meu cu . de azia é homem falando de homem…”.
- Loyal friend: Values close bonds, praising friends and family in tweets like “ju pra sempre minha irmã de alma”, “nada mais sincero e fiel do que um grupo de três amigas”, and “mamãe é literalmente eu… amor entre mãe e filha não há maior”.
- Politically conscious: Shows awareness of social issues and class, such as “muito triste saber que eu não terei uma vida de paz… porque o capitalismo irá nos destruir” and “quem tem quatro mil mensal pra pagar em cursinho nao devia estudar em federal”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive anger: Often reacts with intense rage and harsh insults, as in “vou humilhar essa cadela”, “meu Deus eu não aguento essa vagabunda… a mãe pariu um puteiro”, and “to raivosa”.
- Self-destructive thoughts: Repeated references to suicidal ideation, including “vou me matar”, “ACHO que vou me matar”, and “pensando em suicídio”.
- Jealous possessiveness: Shows strong, controlling jealousy in relationships, for example “tenho ciúmes retroativo” and “se é meu namorado eu capo”.
- Harsh judgment: Frequently uses demeaning language toward others, such as “tenho uma raiva tao genuína da cara de puta dessa esculachada” and “mds como pode ser tao burra”.
- Emotional volatility: Timeline swings between intense love and despair, seen in “acho que vou enlouquecer”, “isso é um episódio depressivo ou eu vou menstruar let's figure out”, and constant cycles of anger, longing, and romantic idealization.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, politically aware, and constantly overthinking everything. They show Lisa’s mix of idealism and despair about the world, for example worrying that capitalism will destroy any chance at a peaceful life: “muito triste saber que eu não terei uma vida de paz permeada pela natureza porque o capitalismo irá nos destruir antes mesmo da clarice completar 15 anos”. Like Lisa, they’re highly self-analytical and melodramatic about their own contradictions, as in “LITERALMENTE TUDO QUE EU FALEI QUE NÃO FARIA EU FIZ E REPETI NO MÍNIMO TRÊS VEZES” and “isso é um episódio depressivo ou eu vou menstruar let's figure out”. They’re very intense in relationships and prone to romantic overattachment and jealousy, which fits Lisa’s passionate, sometimes anxious heart: “faço luis henrique passar cada apuro eu não me namoraria nem por decreto” and “tenho ciúmes retroativo”. The swings between love and hopelessness also echo Lisa’s depressive streak, as seen in “amo amar amooooooo” alongside “pensando em suicídio” and “acho que vou enlouquecer”. Overall, their mix of political angst, emotional volatility, and introspective drama aligns best with Lisa’s complex inner life.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They read as more Extroverted (E) than introverted: they constantly reference other people and social dynamics, like their boyfriend and friends, and seem energized by interaction, e.g. “luis henrique perguntando o significado de cada tweet meu” and “nada mais sincero e fiel do que um grupo de três amigas”. At the same time they still value some opacity and privacy about their life, as shown in “amo o fato d ninguém saber o que estou fazendo no momento e se me perguntam eu digo que fico em casa coçando o dia inteirooooooo”, which fits an extrovert who still curates their image rather than a true introvert. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N): there are political and philosophical reflections and symbolic language, like “muito triste saber que eu não terei uma vida de paz permeada pela natureza porque o capitalismo irá nos destruir antes mesmo da clarice completar 15 anos” and the bio line about being “both happy and sad” and trying to understand it, showing pattern‑seeking and big‑picture thinking instead of concrete, sensory detail. They are strongly Feeling (F): emotions and relationships dominate their tweets, e.g. “não consigo colocar em palavras o quanto eu amo a ju e a ma”, “quebra de confiança rasga mais que faca”, and many intense romantic posts like “amo amar amooooooo”. Even their anger is framed in emotional and relational terms—betrayal, jealousy, loyalty—rather than logical analysis, as in “se tem uma coisa que enche meu cu . de azia é homem falando de homem de uma forma que apenas mulheres poderiam entender o sentimento”. Finally, they lean Judging (J) over Perceiving: they crave stability, clarity, and resolution in relationships and life structure, seen in “sera que é pedir muito ver meu namorado no fim de semana”, “odeio qualquer mínimo desentendimento meu estômago embrulha e me da arritmia”, and their desire to plan or control outcomes like “coisas que eu faria arroba na bio destaque com inicial camiseta estampada colar com nome não teria mais redes tatuagem amor eterno celular coonado etcs”. The mix of outward emotional intensity, social focus, value‑driven commentary, and a wish for structured, committed relationships fits best with ENFJ rather than a more detached NT or a more go‑with‑the‑flow FP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d live a married life without actually being married — I volunteer as the test-run husband: vino on weekdays, gossip about TikTok on weekends, and I promise to ask the meaning of every tweet like your own personal Luis Henrique 2.0.
- You: ‘I’ll be a teenager until 23’ and ‘capitalism will destroy us before Clarice turns 15.’ Me: let’s speedrun the romance then — we fall in love, fight like proud idiots, make up to “Skin” by Rihanna, and complain about capitalism in matching Marxist bikinis.
- You get arrhythmia from the smallest disagreement and think about deleting @marxcorinthiano every other day; I overthink everything too, so we can at least synchronize our emotional breakdowns and call it a relationship soft launch.
- You humiliate imaginary ops on the timeline, swear you’d ‘cap’ your boyfriend if he acted like certain men, and still love your nego like crazy; I don’t want to survive your wrath, I want to earn the privilege of being the one you’re hopelessly devoted to when the batman risonho laughs are over.
- You said your first paycheck is going straight to Ozempic and that you’d only rest when you’re ‘maagra’; how about we skip straight to the part where you’re on a lilac Kenner, I’m in love with your national-movie-nerd Marxist corinthiano heart, and the only injection you need is a big dose of someone finally treating you with the love you tweet about at 3 a.m.
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Romantic Marxist, part-time chaos coordinator. Once thought I’d lost my documents—found them in my own pocket and never stopped overthinking life.– @marxcorinthiano
Your signature cocktail
Hopelessly Devoted & A Little Deranged
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with cinnamon and black pepper to capture their fiery, chaotic temperament and sudden rage tweets like “to com tannta raiva dessa cu aberto alargado que to pensando em repintar a unha” and “vou humilhar essa cadela”. A red wine reduction with dark berries nods to the romantic, slightly tragic lover who’s always missing someone, from “queria um vinho ou um beijo do meu romance” to “saudade do meu nego oh céus” and “hopeless devoted to you”. Fresh lime juice brings sharp acidity, matching their cutting humor and brutally honest shade in tweets like “tenho uma raiva tao genuína da cara de puta dessa esculachada” and “se tem uma coisa que enche meu cu . de azia é homem falando de homem de uma forma que apenas mulheres poderiam entender o sentimento”. Guaraná soda adds Brazilian sweetness and hyperactive energy, fitting their corinthiano vibes and over-the-top reactions like “CARALHO” and “caralhoooooo quando eu vou ter paz”. Finally, a dash of saline solution represents the constant undercurrent of tears and emotional overload in tweets such as “odeio qualquer mínimo desentendimento meu estômago embrulha e me da arritmia”, “acho que vou enlouquecer”, and the more desperate “pensando em suicídio”, turning the whole drink into something intense, complex, and a little bit dangerous—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very strong Gryffindor-like emotional boldness, impulsiveness, and readiness for conflict. They’re dramatically willing to escalate and "take the hit" emotionally, with tweets like "vou me rasgar", "vou me matar", and "ACHO que vou me matar" showing intense, performative, almost theatrical reactions typical of fiery Gryffindors rather than measured strategists. Their combative, confrontational streak appears in tweets such as "vou humilhar essa cadela", "eu humilhava essa fia e dava uma nesse banana", and "vao continuar testando minha paciência até eu virar o batman risonho e rasgar uma gargalhada na minha boca naa frente deles pra eles aprenderem uma lição", which sound like someone who charges into conflict instead of avoiding it. At the same time, they’re extremely loyal and ride-or-die about loved ones, as seen in "não consigo colocar em palavras o quanto eu amo a ju e a ma", "ju pra sempre minha irmã de alma", and their devotion to their boyfriend in tweets like "amo meu nego afeeeeee ..." and "sera que é pedir muito ver meu namorado no fim de semana". They also display a tendency to act on intense feelings and then reflect on their mistakes, as in "LITERALMENTE TUDO QUE EU FALEI QUE NÃO FARIA EU FIZ E REPETI NO MÍNIMO TRÊS VEZES", which fits the impulsive, heart-first Gryffindor pattern. While there are hints of Slytherin-style possessiveness and vengefulness ("se é meu namorado eu capo", "tenho ciúmes retroativo"), the overall picture is of someone who leads with raw emotion, courage in personal drama, and intense loyalty—classic Gryffindor traits.
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Your song
Hits Different - Taylor Swift
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Hits Different” by Taylor Swift, because it captures chaotic romance, jealousy, overthinking, and dark humor about pain. They constantly frame love as intense and overwhelming, from “your love is scaring me no one has ever cared for me as much as you do” to “amo amar amooooooo”, echoing the song’s mix of devotion and emotional overload. Their possessiveness and retroactive jealousy in “tenho ciúmes retroativo” and “se é meu namorado eu capo” align with the song’s obsessive, slightly unhinged attachment to a partner. The dramatic swings between wanting peace and threatening to fall apart — “caralhoooooo quando eu vou ter paz”, “ACHO que vou me matar”, “pensando em suicídio” — mirror the track’s blend of heartbreak, self‑sabotage, and darkly comic self-awareness. Even their self-criticism and pattern of repeating mistakes in “LITERALMENTE TUDO QUE EU FALEI QUE NÃO FARIA EU FIZ E REPETI NO MÍNIMO TRÊS VEZES” fits the song’s theme of knowingly walking back into situations that hurt but still ‘hit different.’
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