Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Their tweets express strong opinions on various political issues, reflecting deep commitment to their beliefs.
- Humorous: Tweets often include humor, like 'I'M BORED' and playful critiques, making their content engaging.
- Knowledgeable: They reference historical figures and events (e.g., 'Brezhnev' and 'Robespierre'), showcasing a solid understanding of political theory.
- Engaging: Involves followers with questions like 'Who should I doodle next?', prompting interaction.
- Creative: Their artistic content, such as doodles and unique designs, shows an ability to think outside the box.
Weaknesses:
- Polarizing: They often use divisive language (e.g., 'Dumbass is pretending...'), which can alienate potential supporters.
- Confrontational: Their approach can come off as overly aggressive, seen in tweets like 'THEY. AREN'T. GONNA. DO. SHIT.'
- Dismissive: Tendencies to mock opposing views, such as calling someone a 'bottom of the barrel propaganda slop,' may hinder productive discourse.
- Repetitive: Some themes recur frequently in tweets, like critiques of social democracy, which could appear stale over time.
- Self-Critical: They express internal conflicts about their opinions, as in 'this is my stupid internet chud,' indicating a lack of confidence at times.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user constantly uses rebellious, profanity‑laden language such as "Holy fucking coal" and "Merry Oomfmas" which mirrors Bart's irreverent catch‑phrases. They also revel in provocative political memes like "Even Maoists can't help comparing Mao to Mussolini lmaoo" and "Billions must follow", showing a chaotic anti‑authority stance similar to Bart’s habit of mocking adults. Their frequent doodle posts, for example "Who should I doodle next?" and "doodled Lenin from memory", echo Bart’s chalk‑board graffiti. The combative attitude "IF YOU BLOCK ME I WIN" and the love of meme culture also align with Bart’s love for troublemaking. Overall, the blend of profanity, anti‑establishment humor, and random artistic bursts makes Bart Simpson the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They frequently tag many accounts and seek interaction, e.g., "Merry Oomfmas @RamensIronFort @terrifiedone @Jdjdndhdkdbidmd @jaaysper @HengeDraws @ellonico @eusoueualt @SaddamTransfem @AlfKebab @CG12_Locks @vampiremarxist @ShawarmaTank @mrpringles78 @John_Lennonist @OfficeInspGen @vampiremarxist @visigoth_joe @AlexisTakeThree", showing extroversion. Their references to abstract concepts like 5‑year plans and Marxist theory, such as "What if instead of counting years by revolutions around the sun, we celebrated a new 'Year' at the end of each 5 year plan?", indicate intuition. They often base arguments on logical analysis, e.g., "This is not Lenin's criteria for imperialism…" which points to thinking. Their spontaneous, meme‑filled posting style and statements like "I'm bored" and "Aight but my head game is CRAZY tho so it all evens out really" reflect a perceiving, adaptable approach. Overall these traits align with the ENTP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said we should celebrate a new 'Year' after each five‑year plan—so how about we start a five‑year countdown to the day I get to meet you in person?
- Your AI‑generated hammer‑and‑sickle on a 2025 Motorola looks flawless—if I were the glitch that makes it perfect, would you let me be the 'oomf' that completes your revolutionary masterpiece?
- I love how you doodle Lenin from memory—how about we sketch a future together where the only thing we have to overthrow is the distance between us?
- Merry Oomfmas! Your holiday logo shines brighter than any 'holy fucking coal' in Hyperborea—can I be the star that tops your festive tree?
- You called America a car‑dependent shit‑hole, so let's ditch the traffic and debate why Maoists compare Mao to Mussolini over a coffee—I'll bring the revolutionary chemistry.
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Political theorist, meme historian, and occasional doodler. Once turned a hammer-and-sickle sketch on my 2025 phone into a meme.– @MarxoidScissors
Your signature cocktail
Oomf's Red Scissor Molotov
The smoked mezcal base captures the raw, burning anger of the "Holy fucking coal" tweet, giving the drink a gritty, combustible edge. Beetroot juice provides a deep red hue, a visual salute to the "hammer and sickle" motif and the many references to revolutionary blood. A splash of ginger liqueur adds the sharp sarcasm found in "23.9% of ya'll need to do some learnin'", while a dash of absinthe mirrors the chaotic meme‑culture of lines like "Even Maoists can't help comparing Mao to Mussolini lmaoo". Cola is added at the end as a bitter reminder of the capitalist "Billions must follow" satire. Finally, the garnish of a sprig of rosemary and a flamed orange peel celebrates the "Merry Oomfmas" spirit, mixing holiday cheer with relentless critique.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user’s tweets show a strong drive for power and strategic domination, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition. They brag, "If you block me I win," and repeatedly talk about overthrowing institutions "Be it through collapse, war, or revolution we will live to see most of these institutions abolished within our lifetimes." Their willingness to use provocation and manipulation is evident in lines like "I love when pedocon hitlerite libertarians accidentally make the most based anti reformist memes, send this certified truth nuke to all your revolutionary socialist oomfitas." The constant focus on achieving a radical agenda and out‑maneuvering opponents, rather than loyalty or scholarly curiosity, aligns best with Slytherin’s values.
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The Internationale - Various (originally French, popularized by many artists)
The user’s bio lists Marx, Lenin, Pannekoek and other revolutionary thinkers, showing a deep commitment to communist ideology. Their tweets repeatedly call for the collapse of capitalism and the creation of a World Socialist Republic, e.g., 'Be it through collapse, war, or revolution we will live to see most of these institutions abolished within our lifetimes'. The defiant, militant tone—'If you block me I WIN', 'THEY. AREN'T. GONNA. DO. SHIT.'—mirrors the rallying spirit of the anthem that urges workers to rise up. Lines from 'The Internationale' such as 'Arise, ye workers from your slumbers' directly echo the user’s desire for revolutionary awakening, as seen in 'What if instead of counting years by revolutions around the sun, we celebrated a new "Year" at the end of each 5 year plan?'. Overall, the historic socialist anthem captures both the ideological fervor and the combative energy that characterize @MarxoidScissors’s online presence.
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