Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for artists like The 1975, Louis Tomlinson, Oasis, Marvel, and k‑dramas in multiple tweets such as “the 1975 come back to me now” and “louis' new album is so good”.
- Socially conscious: Defends women’s autonomy and criticizes reactionary views on birth rates and sexism in threads like “women's bodies are not incubators for the capitalist machine” and “you talk bout wokeness but we need the 2018 levels back”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about media and life, e.g. “crash landing on you está a arruinar me emocionalmente” and “i miss matty like he's my husband who has gone to war”.
- Supportive activist: Shows concern for social issues and victims, criticizing public reactions to harassment cases in “este país é uma vergonha... o mal não foi ele ter assediado mas sim a denúncia ter sido feita agora”.
- Humorous candid: Uses humor and self‑awareness in daily life comments like “not tumblr being down when i was going to read my bedtime fanfiction” and “i miss matty like he's my husband who has gone to war”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity when frustrated, as in “burros da piça sem vida não há paciência” and “get the fuck outta here”.
- Work resentment: Expresses strong dislike and hopelessness about job and city in posts like “i'm just wasting my life 7h por dia in this office” and “i just hate this job and this city”.
- Coworker frustration: Shows intense annoyance and dismissal toward colleagues, calling them out in tweets like “preciso que os meus colegas parem de existir apenas” and “os meus colegas não são normais”.
- Combative tone: Engages topics in a confrontational way, e.g. “dont fucking piss me off. go back to the 50s” and “burros da piça sem vida não há paciência”.
- Emotional overinvestment: Attaches very strong emotions to celebrities and media, as in “i would ball my eyes out crying if i had seen this sign in person” and “can't believe im gonna cry on my birthday cos of crash landing on you”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a passionate, politically conscious fan who thinks deeply about social issues, which aligns closely with Lisa Simpson. Their feminism and frustration with conservative attitudes toward women and birth rates — for example, “women's bodies are not incubators for the capitalist machine” and “go back to the 50s if you want to have this outdated mentality” — echo Lisa’s outspoken activism and critique of patriarchy. They’re also openly critical of injustice and power structures, like when they say “you talk bout wokeness but we need the 2018 levels back cos your misogynistic and fascists arses are annoying af get the fuck outta here” and call the country a “shame” over reactions to harassment allegations “este país é uma vergonha”, which is very Lisa-esque moral indignation. At the same time, they’re an emotional, slightly nerdy media fan — obsessed with The 1975, Marvel, k‑dramas, football, and fandom in general, like “crash landing on you está a arruinar me emocionalmente” — mirroring Lisa’s intense love for her interests (jazz, books, causes). Finally, their sense of being out of place among coworkers, as in “ok but i feel so distant from my coworkers… im way too feminist for this”, fits Lisa’s frequent feeling of being the only one awake in a world that doesn’t quite get her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly react to public events, fandom news, and social discourse, sharing strong emotional reactions with others, e.g. “fighting at the brits red carpet LET'S GO” and “AAA MACCLESFIELD BEAT CRYSTAL PALACE ROSS MUST BE SO HAPPY”, suggesting energy from external engagement rather than private reflection. Their focus is clearly Intuitive, centering on possibilities, narratives, and symbolism instead of concrete, practical detail, like fantasizing about eras and what-ifs: “oh to be an oasis groupie in the 90s 😔” and “i miss matty like he's my husband who has gone to war”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented, grounding their opinions in values, empathy, and social justice, for example calling out misogyny and treating women as “incubators” in “women's bodies are not incubators for the capitalist machine” and criticizing regressive attitudes in “go back to the 50s if you want to have this outdated mentality”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, driven by current mood and live reactions (sports, award shows, album news), with little evidence of structured planning, e.g. the impulsive wish “i woke up today with the urge of buying a ticket to see louis” and the casual complaint about hating their job and city in “no actually i just hate this job and this city thx”. Altogether, the energetic emotional expression, value-driven rants, and imaginative, fandom-heavy focus align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You missing The 1975 ‘like he’s your husband who has gone to war’ is crazy, because I’m right here ready to be deployed to your DMs on an emergency “Matty-Healy-is-still-in-the-studio” mission.
- If Crash Landing on You can make you cry on your birthday, imagine what we could do: you, me, hdigh on repeat, and I promise the only ‘crash landing’ will be me falling for you harder than you fell for Dark to Light.
- You defending women from being treated like incubators and dragging people about birth rates was so hot I had to check if my mum also had me at 37, just to see if I qualified for your standards of iconic.
- You watching Endgame, crying at Tony’s funeral, then immediately tweeting about Marvel yaoi being back is peak chaotic energy, and I’d very much like to be your canon love interest in this strange multiverse.
- You, a she/they Oasis groupie-in-spirit who yells GOLOOOOO and complains about buying a house in Portugal while begging Louis for a Portugal date, are exactly my type: politically pissed off, musically obsessed, and hopefully slightly available.
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Public servant surviving office life, concerts & k‑drama heartbreak. Once cried over a football match and a Matty Healy rumour on the same day.– @maryjobros8
Your signature cocktail
Dark to Light Fanfic Fizz
This cocktail starts with reposado tequila and a smoked sea salt rim for the fiery, no‑nonsense side that rants about feminism and politics, like “women's bodies are not incubators for the capitalist machine” and “this country is a disgrace”. Blackberry and violet liqueur add deep, moody sweetness for the emotional k‑drama watcher who says “crash landing on you is ruining me emotionally” and cries over Tony Stark’s funeral in “i cannot be close to tears whilst watching tony stark's funeral on endgame”. A bubbly sparkling vinho verde nods to their Portuguese tweets like “shawn, eu não me esqueço...” and the football screams in “GOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”, keeping the drink light and lively. Bright tangerine juice captures their playful stan energy for The 1975, Louis and Timothée, from “i miss matty like he's my husband who has gone to war” to “TIMMY WON #GoldenGlobes”. Finally, a dash of tonic syrup and edible glitter represents the bittersweet grind of hating their office job in “i'm just wasting my life 7h per day in this office” while still finding sparkle in music and fandom, like “louis' new album is so good” and “dark to light is SO GOOD”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They repeatedly show a readiness to confront injustice and speak out bluntly, which is very Gryffindor. For example, they fiercely defend women’s autonomy and call out reactionary views in a series of posts like “a fairy loses her wings every time y'all get pressed cos of the lowering birth rates in some countries do y'all know women aren't slaves or incubators??? some people don't want kids… women's bodies are not incubators for the capitalist machine” and “you talk bout wokeness but we need the 2018 levels back cos your misogynistic and fascists arses are annoying af get the fuck outta here”. They also publicly criticize victim‑blaming and systemic sexism in their own country, saying “im sorry este país é uma vergonha. o nojo ao abrir os comentários de uma qualquer publicação sobre o c*trim então o mal não foi ele ter assediado mas sim a denúncia ter sido feita agora. menos”, which shows moral courage and a willingness to challenge the majority. Even at work they adopt a defiant stance toward unfair expectations, as in “if they want you to do something you know it's not your duty THEN DONT DO IT and let them face the consequences with our boss”. The tone across these tweets is impulsive, passionate, and confrontational, signaling someone who rushes to defend what they believe is right, fitting Gryffindor far more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Love It If We Made It - The 1975
A song by The 1975 fits them perfectly, and Love It If We Made It captures both their chaotic stan energy and sharp political edge. They’re very clearly a devoted 1975 fan, with tweets like “the 1975 come back to me now”, “i miss matty like he's my husband who has gone to war”, and excitement over Matty in the studio, “matty mentioning on reddit he's been in the studio pls pls pls june 1st 2026 🥺🥺”. The song’s mix of social criticism and emotional urgency reflects how they tweet fiercely about feminism and politics, like “women's bodies are not incubators for the capitalist machine” and “you talk bout wokeness but we need the 2018 levels back cos your misogynistic and fascists arses are annoying af”. Stylistically, they oscillate between pop culture obsession and frustration with the world and their job, seen in “tipo pq é que acham que eu me vou estar a rir aqui when i'm just wasting my life 7h por dia in this office”, mirroring the song’s tension between despair and a desperate kind of hope. The track’s anthemic, messy, hyper-online feel fits someone who live-tweets football, Marvel trauma, fanfiction, and awards shows while still caring deeply about structural injustice.
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