Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own patterns, like how tracking calories changes her behavior: “i gotta stop tryna track calories it just makes me sneakier with myself”.
- Humorous: Uses dark, sarcastic humor to talk about difficult topics, such as ED and cravings: “eating disorders all fun and games until uve got a marble deep n delicious cake looking you dead in the eye”.
- Goal-oriented: Talks about GW/SW and being closer to goals, showing focus on targets: “closer to my gw than sw who cheered!”.
- Reflective: Looks back on her choices and wants to adjust them, like wanting to stop snacking and log meals better: “im gonna try harder to take pics of my proper meals, this was dinner !”.
- Expressive: Openly shares feelings about body image, control, and frustration, for example: “after like three years of absolutely dreading looking at my arms i’ve lost enough that the aren’t so super big and evil!”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Explicitly frames eating as an ED project, with very low intakes and control fixation: “i gotta get serious about this ed shit my fat ass is a little too good at ignoring it”, “stayed under 800 today i forgot how nice it is to be in control”.
- Body-dysmorphic: Describes herself harshly despite a normal BMI and weight loss: “im mad as fuck my bmi 20 doesnt look like other ppls bmi 20”, “look at my fat fucking stomach ohhhh my godd”.
- Comparative-envy: Frequently compares herself to others’ weights and progress, feeling inferior or angry: “i hate everyone who hits a new lw that should be me”, “sometimes i see somebody post like “just hit ninety pounds!” and i feel rlly worthless”.
- Restrictive-obsession: Fixates on calorie caps and staying under very low numbers, even celebrating it: “i thiiiink im under 1000 today fucking finally”, “choosing to believe i stayed under 900c”.
- Harsh-selftalk: Uses very negative language toward herself and her body: “my fat ass is a little too good at ignoring it”, “brng back a dead relative or skinny skinnyskinnyskinnyskinnyskinny”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson. Lisa is introspective, self-critical, and often trapped in her own head, similar to the way this user constantly analyzes their eating and body image, like in “ok lowering my intake 🙏🙏🙏 i might explode” and “im mad as fuck my bmi 20 doesnt look like other ppls bmi 20”. Like Lisa’s tendency to set strict goals and then agonize over falling short, the user tracks and critiques their behavior, as seen in “didnt track cals as accurately as i would have hoped tday :( at least theres always tomorrow” and “ate 300 cals over my limit but i also burned 300 so i didnt eat at all”. There’s also Lisa-like dark humor and intelligence in posts such as “eating disorders all fun and games until uve got a marble deep n delicious cake looking you dead in the eye” and “i gotta get serious about this ed shit my fat ass is a little too good at ignoring it”. Finally, the mixture of being a “performative female” online and feeling unseen, like in “do the four people who see my tweets remember me when they scroll”, echoes Lisa’s recurring sense of being overlooked despite having a rich inner life.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their account feels like a small, semi-anonymous vent space where they wonder if anyone even remembers them, as in “do the four people who see my tweets remember me when they scroll”, which suggests low social energy and a comfort with talking to ‘the void’ rather than a big audience. Their focus is largely on immediate bodily experiences and concrete calorie counts, like “this + some popeyes fries were dinner today !!! choosing to believe i stayed under 900c” and “im gonna try harder to take pics of my proper meals, this was dinner ! ~500 cals”, which is more S than N, but the dramatic, exaggerated way they frame things (“brng back a dead relative or skinny skinnyskinnyskinnyskinny” in this tweet) hints at an imaginative, ideal-focused inner world characteristic of INFPs. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-based: they tie self-worth to weight and compare themselves emotionally to others, like “sometimes i see somebody post like ‘just hit ninety pounds!’ and i feel rlly worthless for a minute and then start eating again” and “i hate everyone who hits a new lw that should be me”, which shows value-driven, self-referential reactions rather than detached logic. On the J–P axis they seem more Perceiving: they oscillate, improvise, and renegotiate rules rather than following a strict, consistent plan, as seen in “you know what as long as i stay under 2k…”, “didnt track cals as accurately as i would have hoped tday :( at least theres always tomorrow”, and “everyone has bad weekends right !!”. Overall, an INFP fit captures an introverted, emotionally intense, self-reflective person who mixes concrete calorie focus with idealized body-image fantasies and a somewhat drifting, reactive approach to their goals.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said eating disorders stopped being fun when the marble deep’n delicious cake stared you down—if it helps, I’d absolutely lose that stare-down too, but only because I’d be too busy staring at you instead.
- You’re out here calculating burn vs intake like “ate 300 cals over but burned 300 so I didn’t eat at all” and I’m just wondering if I can count thinking about you 24/7 as cardio.
- You joked about being ‘wannarexic’ on the way to Taco Bell, but honestly, if we got food together I’d be way more focused on your laugh than the calories on the receipt.
- You said you feel ‘in control’ when you stay under 800, but for the record, you’ve had me out of control ever since the tweet where you said your arms finally don’t feel ‘super big and evil’—they just sound like arms I’d like to hold.
- You’re tracking every bite like a physics experiment after ‘everyone took physics’ in vol2, so let me run an equation on you: you + me – calorie counting + Superbowl snacks = a net gain in happiness, guaranteed.
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Your new Twitter bio
Student with a love for snacks, snow days, and overthinking. Currently learning balance, not perfection—ask me about the Super Bowl food panic of 2026.– @marys1ove
Your signature cocktail
The Wannarexic Whiplash
This cocktail is wired and restless, like locking in for another round of calorie counting and chaos, powered by white rum with a splash of cold brew to match the jittery grind of “ok lock in” and that constant push to “try harder.” The sharp grapefruit juice brings a biting bitterness that reflects the self-directed frustration of tweets like “and now i gotta get in the shower and look at my fat fucking stomach ohhhh my godd”. Diet tonic water adds fizz without substance, mirroring the obsession with staying under certain calorie counts in posts like “you know what as long as i stay under 2k…” and “stayed under 800 today i forgot how nice it is to be in control”. A drizzle of salted caramel syrup sweetens the whole mess, nodding to the guilty pleasure of “fucking up some taco bell” in “about to fuck up some taco bell yes maybe the wannarexic life is for me” and being unable to resist snacks despite the plan in “how to stop snacking fast n easy”. Finally, it’s served over crushed ice with a pinch of pink salt, a salty, dramatic flourish that channels the mix of envy, competitiveness, and dark humor in “i hate everyone who hits a new lw that should be me” and “ok thats it. i’m getting skinny.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest throughline in their tweets is a sharp, competitive ambition directed at their body and weight, which aligns most with Slytherin. They openly frame goals in terms of winning and surpassing others, e.g. “i hate everyone who hits a new lw that should be me” and “im mad as fuck my bmi 20 doesnt look like other ppls bmi 20”, revealing envy, comparison, and a desire to come out on top. They associate control and restriction with a kind of triumphant power, saying “stayed under 800 today i forgot how nice it is to be in control” and celebrating being “closer to my gw than sw who cheered!”. There’s also a streak of ruthless, almost theatrical hostility toward opponents, like “i hope every dodger and dodgers fan develops chronic obesity and bed and never ever recover”, which fits Slytherin’s harsher edge more than the warmth of Hufflepuff or the idealism of Gryffindor. While they show humor and self-awareness, their main defining traits are ambition, competitiveness, and a willingness to be cutting—classic Slytherin qualities.
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Your song
Skinny - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song is “Skinny” by Billie Eilish, because it captures the mix of self-deprecating humor, body fixation, and quiet sadness that runs through their tweets. They openly frame their life around weight and control, like saying “stayed under 800 today i forgot how nice it is to be in control” and “ok lowering my intake 🙏🙏🙏 i might explode”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on being smaller and the illusion that thinness solves everything. The resignation and self-critique in “im mad as fuck my bmi 20 doesnt look like other ppls bmi 20” and “ok wonderful that the scale is dropping but can i see some physical results thanks” align with the song’s theme of never feeling satisfied with your body. Even their gallows humor—like “eating disorders all fun and games until uve got a marble deep n delicious cake looking you dead in the eye” and “i gotta get serious about this ed shit my fat ass is a little too good at ignoring it”—echoes the song’s quiet, painful awareness beneath a calm surface. Overall, “Skinny” fits their performative, self-aware, ED-focused persona described in their bio as a “performative female ≽^•⩊•^≼” who lives in the tension between wanting control and feeling trapped by it.
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